
Salina's BEST Kept Secret: Super 8 Wyndham Review (You WON'T Believe This!)
Salina's BEST Kept Secret: Super 8 Wyndham Review (You WON'T Believe This!) - Seriously!
Okay, folks, let's be real. I've stayed in more hotels than I care to admit – from swanky resorts where my credit card wept to budget motels that, let's just say, had character. But this…this Super 8 in Salina, Kansas? It's a thing. And frankly, you're probably missing out. Buckle up; this review is going to get… messy.
First Impressions (and the Front Desk Drama):
Arriving, I was tired. Starving. And slightly skeptical. Super 8? In Salina? My expectations were, shall we say, subterranean. The exterior? Well, it exists. Think… functional. No soaring architecture, no dramatic fountains. Just a building. But the lobby? Surprisingly clean and bright. The front desk guy had a smile that was either genuine, or the result of years of smiling through customer service hell. Either way, I appreciated it.
Accessibility: Okay, important stuff. I’m not personally in a wheelchair, but I did notice good ramps and elevators. (Accessibility). Everything seemed pretty accessible, although I didn't see any specifically labeled accessible rooms – something to definitely confirm if that's a priority for you. (Wheelchair accessible) Bonus points!
Internet Access - The WiFi Whisperer:
Alright, listen up, because this is crucial. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (I'm yelling because, let's face it, in this digital age, it's a MUST.) And it actually worked. (Internet Access – Wi-Fi [free]) No constant buffering, no dropped connections during my frantic attempt to order pizza. (More on that later). They even had Internet [LAN], which, honestly, I haven't seen since… well, since I was using dial-up. Kudos, Super 8, for keeping it real. And yes, Internet. They have it.
Cleanliness and Safety – Let’s Get Real… and Sanitized:
This is where things REALLY impressed me. Given the current… situation, I'm hyper-vigilant. And they were ON IT. (Cleanliness and safety) They were using Anti-viral cleaning products, and it showed. (Daily disinfection in common areas) I even saw them wiping down the elevator buttons every… two hours? (Maybe I was just paranoid and watching too closely). (Rooms sanitized between stays) Felt safe as hell.
They take it seriously, with Hand sanitizer readily available. (Hand sanitizer). The staff wore masks without complaint, and they had a whole protocol in place. (Staff trained in safety protocol) Felt like they actually cared, unlike some places where it's just a checkbox. It gave me a serious peace of mind.
And, because it's 2024, they had Cashless payment service. (Cashless payment service) No fumbling with the check.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: My Love Affair with Room Service…Maybe:
Okay, here's the curveball. (Dining, drinking, and snacking). Officially, there's a Breakfast [buffet]…I didn’t attempt it. (Too early, too tired, too… buffet-y.) There is a Coffee shop that's open early. But the real star? Room service [24-hour]. (Okay, it's possible I'm overstating the 'room service' aspect…it might have actually been delivery from some local places via the front desk.) But still! Access to late-night sustenance at a Super 8? Unexpected, but incredibly welcome. (Food delivery)
I ordered… a pizza. And a mountain of fries. Judge me all you want. After a long drive, and a day of… let's say adventures… it was exactly what I needed. The desk clerk even provided plates. Top tier customer service.
They had a Poolside bar. Well, maybe a 'poolside' setting. But the idea is there! (Poolside bar)
Things to Do (Besides Eating Pizza in My Room):
Now, this is Salina, Kansas, not Monaco. Don’t expect the Burj Khalifa or the Eiffel Tower here. But! (Things to do) They have a Swimming pool [outdoor], and the pool was actually… nice. (Swimming pool) Clean, well-maintained, and a surprisingly pleasant place to just… float. There is not a lot of features, but it is functional.
Getting Around:
The Car park [free of charge]. Score! No parking fees? Winning. (Car park [free of charge])
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Make A Difference:
(Services and conveniences): Simple things, well done. There’s Laundry service, and a convenience store – perfect for those emergency snack runs. (Convenience store)
The Front desk [24-hour] – essential. (Front desk [24-hour])
In-Room – The Nitty-Gritty (and the Minor Imperfections):
Available in all rooms, Air conditioning – check. (Air conditioning) The Air conditioning in public area was also working. The Alarm clock worked. (Alarm clock) The Desk and Coffee/tea maker were functional. (Desk, Coffee/tea maker). Daily housekeeping – efficient and friendly. (Daily housekeeping)
My room? It was clean, comfortable, and… quiet. (Soundproofing) Surprisingly soundproof, which is a huge win for a budget motel, especially when you're trying to sleep off the previous night's pizza binge.
The Imperfections – Because No Place is Perfect (and Let’s Be Honest, That’s Okay):
Look, it's a Super 8. It’s not the Ritz. There were a few minor niggles. The TV was ancient, but still had Satellite/cable channels. (Satellite/cable channels) The lighting was…well, let's politely call it utilitarian. I didn't get to use Breakfast in room. (Breakfast in room) and I have no idea how good it is.
The Emotional Truth Bomb:
Honestly? I liked it. Yeah, I went in with low expectations. But this Super 8 defied them. It was clean, safe, the staff were genuinely pleasant, and the room service was a lifesaver. I slept well. I felt taken care of.
The Verdict:
This ain't a five-star resort. But for what it is – a clean, comfortable, budget-friendly hotel in Salina – it's a freakin' gem. If you’re looking for a no-frills, value-for-money stay, with a surprising amount of comfort and care, this Super 8 is a surprisingly good option. I'd return again. And you should, too. Just… bring your own pizza. Or, you know, just ask for the desk clerk, who might know a good pizza-joint. Highly recommend.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your corporate-bro itinerary. This is my Super 8 Salina, Kansas survival guide. I'm talking stream-of-consciousness, no-holds-barred truth bombs, and the kind of travelogue that'll make you question the sanity of whoever wrote it (spoiler alert: it's me).
Day 1: Kansas, You're Gonna Get Me Eventually…
1:00 PM: Arrival. Super 8 by Wyndham, Salina. (Check-in, Unpack the Essentials)
- Okay, first impressions. The parking lot? Standard. Bland. Predictable. The front desk lady at the Super 8? She's seen some things. I swear I caught a flicker of, well, understanding in her eyes when I handed over my ID. This trip is already starting to feel like a "thing."
- The Room: Oh, the Room… Okay, so I booked this place online, you know, the usual, "cheap and cheerful" vibe. Let's be real, "cheerful" isn't exactly the word that springs to mind. Think…beige. A lot of beige. Beige walls, beige carpet, beige… EVERYTHING. It's like living inside a giant, slightly musty potato. I’m already missing my own bed. The remote is an antique relic. At least the air conditioning works. So, silver linings, people, silver linings.
- Unpacking: The critical things first. Water bottle (hydration is key, especially when you're about to experience anything rural Kansas has to offer). Emergency stash of dark chocolate (because, well, sanity). Books, phone, chargers, stuff. Then, I have to go to the bathroom.
2:00 PM: Reconnaissance Mission: Exploring Salina's Inner Sanctum
- I took a walk around. The area has some stores. It is very warm outside. I'm not sure why some people are wearing shorts. I don't get it.
5:00 PM: Dinner: Attempting to Find Civilization
- I drove down the road to find a place to eat. I wanted to see the local area. I made a wrong turn. I thought I was going the right direction. I got a burger at the Applebee's. It was an Applebee's.
7:00 PM: Evening Entertainment:
- I was already tired and I needed to relax. I put on a show to watch. I ate my chocolate.
8:30 PM: Bedtime.
Day 2: The Winds of Change (and Dust Bunnies)
7:00 AM: Breakfast of Champions (or a Toast-Based Meltdown)
- The "complimentary breakfast" at the Super 8. Oh, boy. Let's just say it involved a stale waffle, a carton of questionable juice, and a plastic fork that threatened to snap in half with every stab. I barely could stomach the breakfast, so I had to leave.
9:00 AM: Road Trip to Anywhere (and Everywhere)
- I don't have a plan. I'm making one. It's an adventure!
1:00 PM: Lunch. (I have some granola bars)
- Granola bars.
2:00 PM: Driving and Thinking:
- I was driving some backroads and I tried to get a feel for the place. Everything seemed very open. I had no direction. I was just driving and looking. I'm not sure what I expected.
5:00 PM back at the Super 8:
- I am tired. I want to check out. However, I'm staying another night. I had to. I fell asleep.
7:00 PM:
I'm watching TV again. I'm eating more chocolate. I'm going to go to bed.
Day 3: The Kansas Goodbye
7:00 AM: The complimentary breakfast. (Avoid)
- Waffles again.
8:00 AM: Departure (and Gratitude)
- Okay, so I wasn't thrilled about Salina. But, hey, I survived. I saw some things. I felt some feelings. And I made it out with a story or two (or a hundred).
- Final Super 8 Thoughts: Clean the room or lose your deposit? Overall, it was fine. Is it the Ritz? Absolutely not. But it was a roof over my head, and the A/C was working. I'll take that as a win.
Important Notes:
- Embrace the Bland: Kansas isn't flashy. It's quiet. It's open. It's…beige. Accept it. (And maybe bring a colorful scarf to liven things up.)
- The Weather: Be prepared for anything – sunshine, wind, dust storms, and maybe even a rogue tumbleweed or two.
- Food: Pack snacks. Seriously. Because sometimes, a chocolate bar is the only life raft you have.
- My emotional state: I like Kansas okay.
- Be kind: To yourself, to the locals, and to the slightly dusty rooms of your Super 8.
So there you have it. My brutally honest, not-so-glamorous guide to surviving (and maybe, just maybe, enjoying) a trip to Salina, Kansas. Go forth, explore, and try not to judge the beige too harshly. You'll be okay. Probably.
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Okay, spill it! What's *actually* the big secret about the Super 8 in Salina? You WON'T Believe This! (But seriously…)
So, the beds are comfy? Seriously? After all those years on the road?
What about the breakfast? Because let's be honest, motel breakfasts are usually… tragic.
Okay, you've piqued my interest. But what about the *bad* stuff? There *has* to be some downside, right?
Tell me about the staff! Are they friendly? Are they… sane?
The Vibe? You keep mentioning the vibe. What's the "vibe" like at the Super 8 in Salina?
Would you… *recommend* it? Seriously? Are you sure you're not secretly being paid?
What about those "other" amenities – laundry, gym, etc.?
The most memorable moment? Spill the tea!


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