DC's BEST Kept Secret: Luxury Stay at Unbeatable Price! (Residence Inn)
DC's Best Kept Secret (Maybe Not Anymore): My REALLY Honest Take on the Residence Inn
Okay, let's be real. Finding a decent hotel in DC without selling a kidney is a challenge. That's why I was beyond intrigued by the buzz around the Residence Inn. "Unbeatable Price! Luxury Stay!" the ads screamed. Honestly, my expectations were a little… guarded. But here's the raw, unfiltered truth about my stay – the good, the bad, and the utterly surprising.
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(The Arrival & Initial Impressions - A Bit of a Rollercoaster)
First off, location. Not smack-dab in the middle of everything, which, surprisingly, I loved. It was like DC, but with a chill pill. The entrance? Slick, clean, modern. Accessibility: YES! Huge plus for me. The ramp was smooth, doorways wide, and the front desk staff seemed genuinely happy to help. (Unlike some snooty hotels where you feel like an inconvenience just existing). Thank GOD for the elevator, because I have a bad hip.
Check-in/out: Easy peasy. Contactless check-in/out was a godsend – especially after a long flight. And the doorman? He wasn't a pretentious guy, just a friendly dude who actually offered to help with my bags. Small things, but they make a difference.
The Room: A Sanctuary (Mostly)
My room? A haven. Honestly, spacious! Air conditioning blasting (essential in DC summers). The bed was… amazing – that "extra-long bed" detail isn't hyperbole; I'm six feet tall and had room to spare! A mini-bar, which I unfortunately did not use as I was on a budget, but it was there; a desk for work- they really thought of everything. Soundproofing? Spot on. I could barely hear the hallway chatter, which is GOLD when you're trying to sleep.
Internet: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And it worked. Like, actually worked. No buffering, no dropped connections. I could video call my grandma without her yelling, which is a miracle. There’s also Internet [LAN] if you need to work.
The bathroom? Clean, well-lit. Bathtub, separate shower, hair dryer all in working order. Toiletries were decent quality - not the tiny, useless packets you find at other hotels. I loved the bathrobes and slippers! Feels fancy when you're in a hotel.
The Big Flaw: Alright, here it comes. The décor was a little… beige. Like, I’m talking "beige overload." But I will say that the blackout curtains were a LIFESAVER. So, win some, lose some.
(Food, Glorious Food (and Occasional Disappointment))
Breakfast: Ah, the holy grail of free hotel amenities. The breakfast [buffet] was included, but…okay, it wasn’t exactly the Ritz. Asian breakfast was available (I think), which is great for the variety, and the coffee/tea in restaurant was okay. The breakfast takeaway service was a lifesaver for early mornings. The buffet in restaurant wasn't amazing, but what more can you ask for?
Dining: The restaurant was a nice space with coffee/tea in restaurant, but I didn't see an Asian cuisine in restaurant, or the soup in restaurant, but I did see the salad in restaurant. The bar was nice, with an okay happy hour.
*(Amenities: Trying to be Luxurious, But Not Quite)
- Fitness Center: Yep. Standard hotel gym stuff. Machines, weights. I used it once, felt guilty for not using it more.
- Swimming Pool: The swimming pool [outdoor] was beautiful, and it was a pool with a view. But I barely had time to use it…
- Spa / Spa & Sauna / Steamroom: Nope. Not in the Residence Inn. Which was a bummer. I might have to write a whole new review if I went to the spa.
- Cleanliness: The Hotel was clean. I feel they’re using a lot of Anti-viral cleaning products and the whole lot is Daily disinfection in common areas. They say that the staff is Staff trained in safety protocol, so I definitely felt safe.
- Ways to Relax/Services and conveniences: The luggage storage, daily housekeeping, and ironing service definitely helped me relax.
- For the kids: I didn't need the babysitting service, but it's cool that they had one. The hotel is definitely "family friendly".
- Getting around: The car park [free of charge] was a huge plus.
(The Little Things That Made a Difference)
Small touches that made me smile:
- Hand sanitizer everywhere.
- Safe dining setup.
- Rooms sanitized between stays.
- The staff went the extra mile. I had a minor issue (totally my fault, I left something behind) and they sorted it out with absolutely no drama.
- Free bottled water. YES! Hydration is key.
(Accessibility – Doubling Down)
Okay, let me get back to the accessibility thing. Because it genuinely impressed me. The wheelchair access was impeccable. Wider doors, ramps, the works. But beyond the physical structures, the staff got it. They didn’t treat me any different because of my mobility issues, which, honestly, is rare. It wasn't just about ticking boxes; it was about genuine inclusion. HUGE kudos.
(Business Traveler Bonanza?)
If you’re a business traveler, this place seems geared towards you. Business facilities, meeting/banquet facilities, Wi-Fi for special events – the whole shebang. I even spotted someone setting up a projector/LED display. I also heard about the seminars. I didn't get into any of this but it seems to be worth it.
(The Verdict - My Honest, Messy Conclusion)
Look, it's not the Four Seasons. But for the price? Absolutely worth it. It's clean, comfortable, accessible, and the staff truly cares. Is it DC's "Best Kept Secret"? Maybe not that secret anymore. But it is a solid, reliable choice.
The good:
- Great value.
- Fantastic accessibility.
- Spacious rooms.
- Friendly staff.
- Free Wi-Fi that works!
- Free parking.
The not-so-good:
- A little beige.
- Spa is nonexistent
Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 Stars. Would I stay again? Absolutely. I'm already planning my next trip!
(P.S. – Random Thoughts That Didn't Quite Fit Anywhere Else)
- The convenience store in the lobby was clutch for snacks.
- I wished I had used the coffee shop more often.
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property made me feel safe.
- Smoking area was there.
- They have safety deposit boxes.
- Had the option of daily housekeeping, which was great.
- Ironing facilities, desk, reading lights made me think that they thought of everything.
- I didn’t quite get any Happy hour, but I should have.
- I really wanted a Body scrub and Body wrap, but no luck this trip!
- I really loved the air conditioning in public areas
- Car power charging station was there!
- Alternative meal arrangement was something I wish I had known.
- I guess I didn’t use a lot of amenities, which is my fault.
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously color-coded travel itinerary. This is the real deal, baby. We’re talking Residence Inn Washington, DC Downtown – my temporary home base, a place I’m simultaneously thrilled and slightly apprehensive about. Don't judge.
Day 1: Arrival and the Age-Old Question: Where's the Coffee?
- 1:00 PM: Land at DCA. (Slightly delayed flight, naturally. Thanks, Southwest!). Ugh, airport! The fluorescent lights, the screaming kids, the general air of… well, chaos. Grab a cab – I'm too tired to navigate the Metro, plus, I'm dying for a decent coffee.
- 2:00 PM: Arrive at the Residence Inn. Honestly, the lobby is… nice. Standard hotel nice. Checking in is a breeze. The front desk guy, bless his heart, seems genuinely happy to see me. A small victory in this increasingly jaded world.
- 2:30 PM: Room: Unpack. (More like, shove everything into a drawer, let's be real.) The room is… spacious. Kinda sterile, maybe. I mean, I expect that. It's a hotel. But hey, the kitchenette! That's a plus. And the king-sized bed is calling my name. But first… the coffee crisis! Where is the closest, non-instant-swill, cup of bliss? Google maps to the rescue!
- 3:00 PM: THE COFFEE QUEST BEGINS! After a brief search nearby, I stumbled into a little place called "The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf". Okay, it’s a chain, I know, I know. But their cold brew? Divine. Saved. My. Life. Sat outside, watched the world go by. Washington D.C. – you’re alright, I suppose.
- 4:00 PM: Quick trip to the National Museum of American History. I am not sure what I was expecting, maybe a feeling of awe and wonder but it was just like… "stuff". I got really close to the original ruby slippers from The Wizard of Oz. Mind. Blown. I may have also spent far too long staring at the model train exhibit. Don't judge me.
- 6:30 PM: Dinner at a restaurant called "Founding Farmers." I'd heard good things. Okay, it was amazing. Farm-to-table, fresh, delicious. I ordered the fried chicken, and it was chef's kiss. The atmosphere was lively, almost a bit too lively. Like, I could barely hear the person across the table from me, but hey, I'm not complaining. Plus, cocktails. Needed. Them.
- 8:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Exhausted. Bed. Sweet, sweet bed.
Day 2: Monuments, Memorials, and Existential Dread
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Shower. Stare at the ceiling for a bit. Contemplate the meaning of life. You know, the usual morning routine.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. Okay, the free breakfast is… adequate. The scrambled eggs taste vaguely of rubber, but the coffee is acceptable. Fueling up for a day of sightseeing.
- 10:00 AM: The National Mall. Ooof. The sheer scale is overwhelming. Started with the Lincoln Memorial. Okay, wow. Honest reaction: I teared up. Lincoln's words, the architecture, the sheer weight of history. Powerful stuff. Then, the Washington Monument. Absolutely breathtaking. But, for the love of all that is holy, the lines! They're a nightmare.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Found a food truck doing pretty fantastic tacos. Ate them standing up, which felt very "real American" or something.
- 1:00 PM: Visited the World War II Memorial: A sombre but powerful experience. The sheer number of names etched into the walls… It makes you realize how lucky we are. Made me feel grateful, for the good and bad.
- 2:30 PM: Attempted to visit the National Archives. The line was… epic. Gave up. Tourist fatigue setting in. Let's be honest.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: THE ART MUSEUM MARATHON! Okay, so I love art. Like, really love it. So, I wandered through the National Gallery of Art. The Impressionists? Spectacular. Monet's water lilies? I could have stared at them for hours. And the modern art? Left me utterly bewildered at times. The Rothko paintings, specifically, just… stares. And, honestly, maybe it was the fatigue, but I nearly lost it. I was having an emotional reaction. Then, quickly moved to the sculptures. The sheer scale of them! And don't get me started on the busts. Seriously, that was amazing.
- 6:00 PM: Trying to decide where to eat. Everything is closed. I ended up in an Italian restaurant right by the hotel. The food was too much, and the service was mediocre at best. It was definitely not the "Italian experience" that I’d envisioned.
- 8:00 PM: Back to the hotel room. Collapse. Watch some mindless TV. Write this ridiculously long diary entry. Sleep.
Day 3: History, Hopes, and Hotel Hospitality
- 9:00 AM: Sleep in! (Thank goodness.) Free breakfast again. It's still adequate. The coffee is still acceptable.
- 10:00 AM: The Kennedy Center. Okay, the architecture is gorgeous. The setting is lovely. I just kept thinking about JFK. I sat on one of the balconies overlooking the river. It's serene.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch: The food was blah. It was close to the Kennedy Center. It was okay.
- 1:00 PM: The International Spy Museum. Okay, this was surprisingly cool. I mean, who doesn't love a good spy story? The gadgets! The interactive exhibits! I may have spent a little too long trying to crack the codes. I was almost a spy. Almost.
- 3:00 PM: A walk through Georgetown. Pretty shops, cute houses, and definitely more expensive than I'm used to. Had a pastry from a bakery and took some pictures.
- 5:00 PM: Back to the hotel… to be the perfect guest. I'm making a list! Get a better parking spot. Complaining to the manager about those noisy neighbors. And, the biggie: a new TV remote. I swear they always disappear.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a local Mexican restaurant. (I’ve eaten so much food!) The margaritas were strong, too strong. That's on me, though.
- 8:00 PM: Packing. Leaving tomorrow. Feeling melancholy. This whole trip has been… an experience.
- 9:00 PM: Back to the hotel bed. Sleep.
Day 4: Departure and the Ephemeral Nature of Travel
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Pack everything. Check out.
- 8:00 AM: Grab a quick breakfast. (It's still adequate. Seriously, I can't fault it.)
- 9:00 AM: The final coffee run. This time, it's "Starbucks". The bitterness of the coffee is matched with the weight of this goodbye.
- 10:00 AM: Back to the airport.
- 12:00 PM: Flight. (Delayed. Shocker!)
- 1:00 PM: Land back home. Exhausted, slightly overstimulated, and already missing Washington D.C.
So, there you have it. My Washington D.C. adventure. It wasn't perfect. It was messy. It was real. And, if I'm honest, it was pretty darn good. Until next time, D.C.
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DC's Best Kept (Not-So-Secret Anymore) Secret: Residence Inn - Seriously, Is This Real Life?
Okay, spill the tea! Why is everyone whispering about the Residence Inn in DC? What's the big deal?
The 'big deal'? Value. Value, value, value! You're getting so much bang for your buck, it's almost suspicious.
Location, Location, Location! Where are these magical Residence Inns hiding? Are they actually *near* anything cool?
Do your research. Look at the map. Read reviews. But in general, Residence Inns tend to have figured out the location game.
The Suites! What's the deal with them? Are they actually roomy or just cleverly designed tiny boxes?
The suites really are what separates the Residence Inn from the average "hotel experience."
Breakfast! Is it actually edible? Because hotel breakfasts can be... well, depressing.
It's not the *best* breakfast you'll ever have, but it's a solid, free, and convenient way to start your day. And hey, waffles!
Parking! DC parking is a nightmare. What’s the deal at the Residence Inn?
Don’t assume! Ask questions!
Any downsides? Is there a catch to this "too good to be true" scenario?
The real "catch" is that you're not getting the extra frills of a luxury hotel and you might have to deal with a few minor imperfections. But for the price? I'll take a slightly generic room with a kitchenette over a cramped, overpriced box any day.
Tell me a STORY! Give me a specific Residence Inn experience!
Fast forward. We arrived. The suite was HUGE, especially compared to the shoebox I’d originally booked. We unpacked. We bought snacks. We hit the grocery store!! I'm not even kidding, the kitchenette S A V E D us. I was able to do everything. And the best part? The free breakfast. The conference was intense. Brain drain. The waffle maker was my MVP. I’d wake up feeling groggy and exhausted from the late night talks and the next thing I knew, I was happily stuffing my face with a warm, delicious waffle. And the coffee! God bless the coffee. I wouldn’t have survived without it.
It was a little slice of heaven in the DC madness, and it made the whole experience (including the conference) so much more enjoyable. I swear, those waffles were a lifeline. And you know what? I actually felt *energized* for the conference.Hotel Search Tips
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