Escape to Fargo: Your Perfect Casselton Getaway at Days Inn!
Escape to Fargo: My Days Inn Adventure (AKA, Did I Actually Survive?)
Okay, listen up travel junkies – I just got back from a Fargo thing, and let me tell you, the experience at the Days Inn in Casselton… well, it was something. It was definitely something. This isn’t your smooth, polished travel blog; this is raw, unfiltered me trying to make sense of it all. Consider this your pre-emptive apology for potential stream-of-consciousness ramblings and the occasional swear word.
First Impressions (or, The Casselton Connection)
So, Fargo. I pictured… well, I’m not entirely sure what I pictured. A frozen wasteland? (Check – kinda.) A bustling metropolis? (Less check.) Casselton, specifically, felt like a secret handshake of the Midwest. It’s… charming. In a very specific, slightly dusty kind of way. The Days Inn? It was there. You know? Right off the highway. Accessibility was a breeze, blessedly so. No dramatic ramps or tricky doors. Just… access. Good start. And honestly, after the four-hour drive, I needed easy.
Rooms: The Battleground of Blackout Curtains and Existential Dread
The room itself? Ah, now we're getting somewhere. I'm going to be real with you: the decor was… beige. Like, all the beige. But, and this is crucial, the blackout curtains were absolutely savage. Merciless. They obliterated the outside world. I mean, seriously. I woke up confused and vaguely disoriented at 2 PM, thinking it was still 6 AM. That, my friends, is the kind of power I crave in a hotel room. Perfect for those who value their sleep. (And I desperately do.)
- Pros: The blackout curtains (I can’t stress this enough), free Wi-Fi (thank goodness!), the bed was decently comfortable, and a decent selection of amenities like tea and coffee.
- Cons: Beige. So much beige. And the air conditioning, at times, felt like it was determined to turn me into a human popsicle. The carpet felt… well, let's just say I didn't walk barefoot.
- The Desk: I did try to work at the desk (because "business facilities"). It was functional, but the chair was… let's just say my back is still recovering. The Wi-Fi was decent, though!
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitize or Be Sanitized!
Alright, let's talk COVID. Days Inn Fargo-Casselton took this seriously. Hand sanitizer everywhere. Signs. A whole vibe of diligent wiping. I saw staff constantly disinfecting common areas. They even had a "Room Sanitization Opt-Out Available" sign, which I appreciated. Like, they didn't assume I wanted my room nuked with chemicals, but they were prepared to do it if I asked. (I didn’t, but kudos for the option.) The rooms were clearly sanitized between stays. They're also removing shared stationary, which isn't a bad thing.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Lack Thereof)
Okay, here's where things got a little… Fargo-esque. The Days Inn boasted a "Breakfast [buffet]". I was picturing glorious stacks of pancakes and a bacon bar. I was sorely mistaken. It was… serviceable. Think pre-packaged pastries, a sad-looking selection of fruit, and the ubiquitous waffle maker. (I did, however, successfully make a waffle. Small victories, people.) No in-room breakfast options, but the takeaway service worked, and they had a coffee shop. There’s also a snack bar.
- The Coffee Shop: The coffee was… well, it was caffeine. There were worse cups I've drowned in.
- Alternative meal arrangements: I didn't need this, but I'm glad they had it. Because, Fargo.
- Dining and Drinking notes: I'm not sure what the "Happy Hour" situation was, there wasn't a direct bar. I did see some bottled water available, in case you needed that.
Things to Do: Because Casselton Isn't Exactly Bora Bora
Let’s be honest, Casselton isn't a tourist mecca. But, the Days Inn had some things going for it. There's a fitness center, but I didn’t dare set foot in it. Also, as someone who appreciates the finer things in life like a good massage, I was a bit disappointed there was no Spa. I'm not sure how much of the spa experience they could bring to the Days Inn, but it would have been nice to have the option to relax and release all the tensions of travel.
- Nearby attractions: I did venture out. I found a local park and took a walk. It helped.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Save Your Sanity
The Days Inn offered a bunch of convenient services. Daily housekeeping was a lifesaver. The elevator was crucial (thank you, elevator gods!). There was free parking (which is awesome). They offered laundry services, and dry cleaning. Contactless check-in/out was a godsend. And, importantly, they had a 24-hour front desk.
For the Kids (Bless Their Hearts)
I didn't travel with kids, but I saw a few families. They had a "Family/child friendly" atmosphere, and a Babysitting service.
Getting Around: Escape Route Secured… Ish
They had airport transfers. You could get a Taxi service. A car park was on site and free of charge.
Overall Vibe: Fargo Chic, with a Side of Existential Questioning
Look, the Days Inn in Casselton isn't the Four Seasons. It's not luxurious. But it's clean, it's safe, and it's surprisingly… functional. It's the kind of place you stay when you need a place to stay, not a place that you dream of. The staff were friendly enough, even if they looked slightly bewildered by my presence (which, let's be honest, is probably a common reaction). The experience was a bit… ordinary, but that's the beauty of it. Sometimes you want the unpretentious. I'd stay there again… if I had to. And you know what? That's not the worst thing in the world. I survived Fargo. And that's a win in my book.
Final Verdict:
- Would I recommend it? Yes, if convenience and affordability trump all else.
- Would I specifically seek it out? Probably not. Unless, of course, those blackout curtains are calling my name again…
- My rating: 3 out of 5 beige stars.
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your dry, bullet-pointed itinerary. This is a journey. A Fargo-Casselton saga, experienced through the lens of a weary traveler and fueled by questionable coffee (more on that later). This is the real deal, a Days Inn diary.
Day 1: Fargo Frenzy & the "Welcome Wagon" (or Lack Thereof)
Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): The pre-dawn alarm blares. Ugh. Honestly, who likes alarms? Drag myself out of bed, which, let's be honest, is probably the same bed as my last 30 travels. Pack the usual suspects: passport, a book I'll swear I'll read, and a slightly suspicious-looking bag of trail mix. This is always the hopeful part, isn't it? The promise of a fresh start. Yeah, right.
Mid-Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The drive to Fargo. Okay, traffic wasn't as bad as I expected. First Impressions… North Dakota. It's flat. Seriously flat. And the sky? Enormous. It's the kind of vastness that makes you feel simultaneously insignificant and strangely peaceful. I stopped for a quick snack and bathroom break. The gas station bathroom experience? Let's just say, it was memorable. (And by memorable, I mean I'll probably need therapy.)
Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Arrive at Days Inn Fargo/Casselton. The exterior, frankly, isn't exactly winning any architecture awards. It looks as you'd expect, no more, no less. Check-in was… a process. The front desk guy seemed to have the charisma of a damp towel. But hey, at least he found my reservation eventually. My room! It's… functional. The air conditioning whirred like a dying robot. I'm not going to lie; I was a little disappointed after a long drive.
Afternoon (1:00 PM - 5:00 PM): I decided to go for a walk. I went for a drive to the Red River Zoo. I swear, I saw a kangaroo. No kidding!
Evening (5:00 PM - 10:00 PM): The "dining scene" in Fargo seems to be a delicate dance between chain restaurants and… more chain restaurants. I went to the nearest chain restaurants. The food? I'm not going to lie. I walked down towards the room and found a box of pizza. The pizza was decent. My emotional reaction? Indifference. But it was a good start to the night.
- Evening (9:00 PM - 10:00 PM): Back at Days Inn. I wanted to watch some TV. I flipped through the channels and landed on a late-night movie. The bed was, surprisingly, comfortable. I felt… tired. The vastness of the flat land and the thought of another day hung over my head.
Day 2: Casselton Catastrophe (and a Hidden Gem)
Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): The in-room coffee maker? Let's just say it produced something that vaguely resembled brown, tepid water mixed with the faint aroma of despair. Note to self: pack emergency coffee supplies next time. Seriously, how hard is it to make decent coffee?
Mid-Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Check out of the Fargo hotel. I had a feeling of a fresh start! The drive to Casselton was short.
Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Casselton. It's tiny. Like, "blink and you'll miss it" tiny. The Days Inn in Casselton? It’s perfectly adequate. Perhaps a tad more charming than its Fargo cousin. Lunch at the local diner was, thankfully, an improvement on the coffee situation. The waitresses were friendly.
Afternoon (1:00 PM - 5:00 PM): I decided to wander around the town. There were some shops, but I didn't want to buy anything. I was getting tired. Then I saw something… a sign for a small park. I walked through the park. Then I saw it. A hidden gem. A local brewery. The beer was crafted with care, and served with pride. I ordered a flight. Let's just say, the beer did its job. I almost fell asleep on a bench, but it was wonderful.
Evening (5:00 PM - 10:00 PM): Dinner was… interesting. There was a small cafe. The Cafe was busy. The food was really good. I went back to the Days Inn. It was time for my final night of the journey. I sat there, staring at the TV. I was tired, I was hungry, I was… content.
Day 3: Farewell, Fargo-Casselton! (and a vow to learn to love gas station coffee)
Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Last day, last chance. The coffee I bought earlier was ok. I packed my bags.
Mid Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The road back.
Late Morning (12:00 PM): The journey was over.
Escape to Fargo: Days Inn Casselton FAQ - Straight From the (Slightly Hazy) Horse's Mouth!
Okay, so "Escape to Fargo"... is it REALLY an escape? Like, from the *world*? Or just, like, a Tuesday?
Tell me about the location! Is Casselton actually *in* Fargo? And is it… scenic? (Be honest.)
The rooms. Are they... clean? And what about the beds? Because I’m a princess (or a prince!).
Breakfast? Is there free breakfast? And is it edible? (Again, be honest.)
What's the vibe like? Is it… quiet? Or is it a non-stop party zone?
Okay, let's talk about the *real* escape. What did *you* do? What's the 'escaping' part?
What are the amenities? Pool? Gym? Spa? Don't get my hopes up…
What about the people? Are the staff friendly?
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