Duluth's BEST Kept Secret: Park Point Marina Inn Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, folks, because we're diving headfirst into a review that's less sterile spreadsheet and more chaotic diary entry. Forget perfectly packaged prose; this is the raw, unfiltered truth, sprinkled with a healthy dose of "I'm just a person" kinda vibes. We're talking about [Insert Hotel Name Here - Gotta Fill That in, Doh!], and let's be honest, I went in with higher expectations than I should have, and I had some, well, interesting experiences, to say the least.
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Accessibility: The Good, the Bad, and the "Almost There"
Okay, so accessibility is supposed to be a big deal these days, right? Especially with a hotel like this, boasting seemingly high-end everything. Wheelchair accessibility? Check. Mostly. The ramp to the main entrance was… well, let's just say my friend, who uses a wheelchair, had to give it a good push. Inside, it was a bit of a mixed bag, elevators were fine, but navigating some of the hallways felt like a maze designed by a grumpy elf. The good news? The pool area had good access, which was a massive win.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: Can't say I saw a sign specifically saying "Accessible Lounge," but the main restaurant seemed to be manageable. Wheelchair accessible: Mentioned above. Some areas better than others. Elevator: Yes, phew! For the record I saw things were accessible and that a lot of things were there, but didn't have the chance to test it all.
Internet: The Great Wi-Fi Mystery (and the occasional LAN surprise)
"Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" the website screamed. And yeah, sure, it was technically there. But let's just say it had the consistency of week-old pudding. My patience tested, I was just trying to quickly upload a photo and then I realized it's been 20 minutes….
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: Lies. All lies. Or maybe just… spotty. Really spotty. Internet: Yeah, there's supposed to be. Internet [LAN]: Actually, the LAN was surprisingly reliable! I thought, "Wait a second, I can just plug this thing in, and my download runs the speed of light?" But then that faded after I realized it was a very old computer. Internet services: They’re, well… here. Wi-Fi in public areas: See above. Still, I needed Wi-Fi, as the old computer was running slow.
Things to Do/Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreams and Fitness Center Fiascos
Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Okay, this is where things got good. The spa? Heavenly. Seriously, I could have spent a week in that sauna (and maybe I should have, given the internet situation). The massage? Absolutely divine. It was one of those "melt-into-the-table" experiences. The pool with a view was amazing. Although it did feel like a LOT of people. Swimming pool I went in.
The fitness center, however… well, it looked like it hadn't been updated since the Bush administration. The equipment was old, the TV screens were blurry, and I spent more time trying to figure out how the treadmill didn't eat my shoes than actually working out. And yes, the gym was a disaster. So, I'll give it a pass.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized Reality or Marketing Mirage?
Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: Seriously, with how much safety was advertised and how much I saw, I was pretty sure it was clean and safe. But there was also a bit of that "too-good-to-be-true" feeling. It was probably fine, but I was definitely more aware than I would have been pre-pandemic – which is probably a good thing, right?
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Rollercoaster
A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Oh, the dining. Where do I even begin? The breakfast buffet was… ambitious. Let's call it that. The pastries looked beautiful, but tasted like they'd been sitting out since the Reagan era. The coffee, however, was passable. The A la carte was fine. Restaurants: There were a lot. Poolside bar: Not bad.
Services and Conveniences: The "I Need That" List
Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: The concierge was a lifeline, helping me navigate the Wi-Fi wasteland and offering some good restaurant recommendations (that weren't in the hotel, thank god). Contactless check-in/out was a breeze. Daily housekeeping was efficient, though they did forget to replace my coffee pods once (the horror!). The gift shop was… well, a gift shop. And I needed coffee!
For the Kids: Family Friendly or Family Frustrating?
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: I didn't travel with kids but saw kids playing in the pool and I have to say, they looked like they were having a blast!
Access, Security, and Getting Around: Keeping It Safe (and Getting Out!)
Access, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailablePets allowed, Proposal spot, Room decorations, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: Felt safe overall, with security visible. The front desk was always staffed.
Getting around: This was easy! Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: I used the hotel car service to and from the airport, which was convenient and the car park was fine.
Available in All Rooms: The Essentials (and the Not-So-Essentials)
Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.: The room itself was comfortable, with a nice view. The bed was comfy, and the blackout curtains were a lifesaver. The shampoo
Escape to Wilkes-Barre: Days Inn's Unbeatable Getaway!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is more like a panicked scramble to find my misplaced sunglasses, with a side of breathtaking views and questionable decisions. We're talking Park Point Marina Inn in Duluth, Minnesota. Let's do this messy, glorious thing.
THE (UNOFFICIAL, HIGHLY SUBJECTIVE) PARK POINT MARINA INN ADVENTURE - DULUTH, MN
Day 1: Arrival and Questionable First Impressions
1:00 PM - ARRIVAL. (Maybe?): Okay, so the GPS said "Park Point Marina Inn"… twice. But after driving down what felt like the world's longest, skinniest road (Park Point itself!), I question whether I'm headed towards a hotel or the edge of the world. Deep breath. Found it! The Inn. It's…well, let's just say it has character. The lobby smells vaguely of pine and regret (mostly joking…maybe). Check-in wasn't exactly a breeze. The woman behind the desk, bless her heart, was trying, but the computer system seemed to be engaging in a battle of wills with her. Ended up with the key to the parking lot at least. And that works.
1:30 PM - THE ROOM. (FINALLY): Okay, room check. The "lake view" is honestly pretty sweet. I'm one of those people who always books a balcony room, even if I end up spending more time inside. And the view here? Worth every penny. Little touches here, old furniture and a little bit old, probably needs an update. But honestly, I don't care. The lake is gorgeous.
2:00 PM - QUEST FOR COFFEE (AND SANITY): This is the essential task. The room doesn't have a coffee maker, which is a crime against humanity. But I'm sure there's coffee somewhere nearby. The front desk suggested a coffee shop a bit down the road. Apparently, I should leave. sigh. Fine. I'll take a walk.
2:30 PM - PARK POINT BEACH (Mostly empty): Okay, so the coffee quest continues. But the beach? Absolutely stellar. The North Shore is known for its rocky beaches, but Park Point gave me the sand. The sand! It's a bit chilly, so it's mostly empty. But the waves, the sky, the… seagulls, sure, they exist, but I will love and support them. (Maybe mostly from a distance). I wandered along the beach, and it was just a very, very good time. I'm already calmer. Coffee is still important.
3:30 PM - COFFEE AND CURIOSITY (Coffee = Found!): Victory! Found a coffee shop, The Coffee Hag, in the Duluth. I ordered a coffee and walked around a bit. Now, I'm ready. Maybe.
4:30 PM - (UNINTENDED) EXPLORING of the city: My aimless wanderings along Park point leads to a slightly confusing experience. I'm pretty sure I've wandered over or under a bridge. There's a museum, but I didn't go in.
6:00 PM - DINNER DRAMA at Grandma's Saloon & Grill: Okay, so I followed the internet's advice and went to Grandma's Saloon & Grill. The wait was epic. The place was PACKED. The noise level was such that I had to shout my order at the poor waitress. And the food? Solid, but not life-altering. The atmosphere, though, was something else. It's a chaotic, loud, gloriously over-the-top experience. It's my kind of place!
8:00 PM - SUNSET SPECTACLE: I was walking back to the hotel after dinner, and the sunset was. Absolutely. Insane. The sky was on fire. I stood there on the bridge, completely mesmerized. This moment, this one single moment, is what I traveled to Duluth for. It doesn't get better than that. I went back to my balcony to watch the waves as it got dark. Now I have to sleep.
Day 2: Adventure and Imperfections
8:00 AM - BREAKFAST (IN THE ROOM): I had planned to go for breakfast at a café. But I was still sleepy, so I ate my breakfast at the balcony, with the view. Now I'm ready.
9:00 AM - THE LIFT BRIDGE: Okay. So the first thing I'm doing today is probably the only thing I planned. I went to see the famous lift bridge. It's impressive. The boats, the water, and the history were all pretty neat. I took way too many photos. I talked to people about the lift bridge. It was a good time.
11:00 AM- THE BOTANICAL GARDEN: I found myself wandering through the Botanical Gardens and thought, "Why not?". Sometimes, you just gotta smell the roses (and lilacs and whatever else is blooming). It was very soothing.
1:00 PM - AWFUL LUNCH: I thought I could buy lunch at an establishment, because I like to eat. I wanted something quick and easy. I got a pizza that I could barely eat, and a drink that was the worst. It wasn't a complete catastrophe.
3:00 PM - SHOPPING / SOUVENIRS: I wanted something to take home as a memento of my trip. Not a t-shirt. Something that says: "I went to Duluth and it was memorable". I didn't find anything. The shops are closed, or have things I didn't want to buy. Maybe tomorrow? Sad.
5:00 PM - BUMMER DINNER: Okay, so I was really hungry, and I went to go to another restaurant. I wasn't impressed. The wait was too long, I didn't like the food. I wish I could be more pleased. I decided to get some chocolate and eat it on my balcony! Much better.
7:00 PM - BALCONY REFLECTION: Time to watch the sunset. Maybe tomorrow I will have a better time.
Day 3: Embrace the Imperfections
8:00 AM - BREAKFAST AND THE BEACH: I'll probably eat in my room some things I bought. I'll go to the beach again. I have to leave today, and that makes me both happy and sad. I'll think about the time I came to Duluth.
9:00 AM - THE LAST VIEW: Last time seeing Lake Superior. It was gorgeous. 10/10 would recommend.
10:00 AM - THE ROAD: Time to go. I will come back.
Key Takeaways and Ramblings:
- Embrace the Unexpected: This trip wasn't perfect. Far from it. But every mishap, every questionable decision, every wrong turn, added to the overall experience. It's what makes life interesting. It's what makes a trip a story.
- Lake Superior is Amazing: Seriously. Go see it. Breathe it in. It's worth every single second.
- Food is Important: The food was not the star of the show. The food was alright. The scenery was amazing.
- Be Prepared for Imperfection: Things will go wrong. Plans will change. Embrace it. Laugh at it. You'll have way more fun.
- Go Alone: It was just me. I'll remember forever the time I came here.
Okay, time to pack my bag, find my sunglasses (which I still haven't done), and maybe… just maybe… make a proper plan for my next adventure. But probably not. Adventure awaits, and it's a messy, beautiful thing.
Escape to East Lansing: TownePlace Suites Awaits!
Alright, alright, settle down! So, *why* are we talking about... well, you know, *stuff*? Because, honestly? It's everywhere! It’s not some fancy-pants therapy session (though I have been known to ramble like a life coach trapped in a clown's body). It's about *life*. And life IS stuff, isn't it? From the chipped mug that holds your morning sludge (or, you know, your *gourmet coffee* if you're one of *those* people) to the slightly-too-small shoes you still wear because they look damn good. It's the stuff we interact with, the stuff that makes up the beautiful, messy, frustrating, wonderful tapestry that is… you. And me. And, well, everyone. I find it endlessly fascinating, and let's be honest, sometimes completely, utterly overwhelming.
Whoa, hold on, good question! Beyond breathing and hydration (important, I guess), what's *my* most important stuff? Ugh, that's like picking a favorite child (if I had any, which I don't). Okay, okay... Let's see... First, gotta be my grandmother's recipe box. It's falling apart, practically held together by the sheer will of gravity and a collection of rubber bands that are probably older than I am. And it’s got a sticky residue of… I don't even *want* to know what. But, it’s packed, absolutely brimming, with her spidery handwriting. Notes on the back scribbled, explaining *exactly* why that pie crust crumbled. It's like… a direct line to her, you know? I can practically smell the cinnamon and butter. Then, there's, ugh, my laptop. Fine, it's basically my life. It holds more of me than I’d like to admit. And, of course, Princess Fluffernutter, my cat. Despite the name (which I didn't choose, I swear!), she's often a royal pain in the... well, let's just say she’s a cat. A furry, judgmental, occasionally affectionate cat.
Ugh, the *bad* stuff. We've all got a little corner of that, right? The broken things. The things you regret. The ones you *should* have tossed out years ago. The boxes in the attic overflowing with memories you never asked for. The dusty old photo album that makes you cringe? Yeah, been there. The ex-boyfriend's band t-shirt I’m still clinging to for some reason? (Don't judge! It *was* a cool band.) Every time I see it, I die a little inside. I should probably get rid of it. Okay, I *need* to get rid of it! But… I can’t. Maybe, just maybe, in the worst clutter, the ugliest, most painful things... there’s something strangely sweet. A memory of a bad date that, looking back, is actually kind of hilarious. A 'well, at least I survived *that*' moment. So, yeah, the bad stuff's important too, I guess. Even if it makes you want to scream.
Alright, alright, deep breath, because you're calling me out! What do *I* do with all the stuff? Hmm. I'm a work in… *progress*. I *try* to declutter. Key word: *try*. I'm not a hoarder (Princess Fluffernutter would stage a revolt, I swear). But I'm not a minimalist either. My goal is generally to have less things. I get *attached*. Like, really, *really* attached. I have a box. A box of… things. Random things. Buttons, ticket stubs from concerts I barely remember, a single, mismatched sock (don't ask, it's a long story). I tell myself they're "for future projects". Lies. All lies. I *do* give things away, if I really can't stand to look at them or if I like the recipient enough to give it too. But the things often live in my house for months, sometimes years, while I mentally psych myself up to *actually process* this. The thought of the actual act of going through it is exhausting. And I can't address thisMountain Stay
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