Escape to Paradise: Rose Cottage Hotel Awaits in Johor Bahru!
Escape to Paradise: Rose Cottage Hotel Awaits - My Johor Bahru Romp! (A Messy, Honest Review)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn’t going to be your typical sterile hotel review. This is going to be a messy, glorious, and probably slightly overdramatic account of my recent stay at the Rose Cottage Hotel in Johor Bahru. I'm talking raw emotion, unfiltered observations, the works. Grab a drink, because we’re diving in!
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Okay, let's really get into it.
The "Accessibility" Angle (Because, Let's Be Real, It Matters)
So, the Rose Cottage Hotel. First things first - accessibility. I'm not using a wheelchair myself, but I always check for friends and family. The website claimed to be accessible, but you know how that goes, right? It's all about the elevator, baby! I checked and there is an elevator! Which is a huge relief. Now, I didn't see every single room, but the hallways looked pretty wide and the general feel of the place seemed promising. They also listed Facilities for disabled guests, which always warms my heart. I'd really recommend calling them to confirm the details and get an idea of their "elevator and facilities" situation. Accessibility= Checked with a caveat. Do your own legwork!
The Spa & Relaxation: My Near-Religious Experience (or at least a REALLY Good Nap)
Right, moving on to the good stuff. Let's talk Spa. This is where the Rose Cottage almost won me over completely. Okay, let's rewind because this is where it got personal and a major selling point. I needed a serious reset. Years of work and my body was screaming. I decided to go all in and get the works.
- Body scrub: Yes, please! The lady was amazing. So attentive and respectful, I could have drifted off to sleep there!
- Body wrap: OMFG! I swear, after the wrap, I felt lighter, like a cloud. I had a serious out-of-body moment – the kind that makes you question everything and then embrace the fact that you're just… happy.
- Massage: The massage was phenomenal. I opted for the "deep tissue" - and they DELIVERED. My knots were unknotted. My stress melted away. I was putty in their capable hands.
I think I spent like 4 hours that day just getting pampered and it was worth every single penny! The Sauna, the steamroom, the Foot bath – everything was designed for pure bliss. The Pool with a view was just the cherry on top. The whole spa area was clean. I'm a spa snob, and I was impressed. Absolutely.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: A Foodie's Rollercoaster
Food, glorious food! The Rose Cottage boasts a bunch of options.
- Restaurants: There were at least three restaurants on site. I tried the Asian restaurant, it was pretty solid.
- A la carte!. I was happy to see A la Carte on the menu for dinner. I like being able to choose!
- Breakfast:
- Asian breakfast was available.
- Breakfast [buffet] Yikes. I'm a buffet person, but this one could have been better. The eggs were lukewarm. But hey, Coffee/tea in restaurant was good!
- Snack Bar
- The poolside bar was great for a quick drink.
- 24-hour Room Service: (score!) I had a midnight craving and room service came through!
- Happy hour!. I wasn't expecting, so bonus! Good value for the money.
The food overall wasn't amazing, but not terrible. But seriously, the spa alone almost makes up for any culinary shortcomings.
Cleanliness & Safety: Because, You Know, 2024
Okay, let's be real, safety's always a concern.
- Physically, with distancing - Check!
- Staff trained in safety protocol, Anti-viral cleaning products - check, check!
- Individually wrapped food options, Hand sanitizer - pretty decent!
- Rooms sanitized between stays - this is a major win.
- Daily disinfection in common areas, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items - good!
- Smoke alarms, Fire extinguisher, CCTV – all the usual suspects, which is reassuring.
I was impressed with their cleanliness. I felt safe.
Rooms & Amenities: The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Odd
My room, ah, my room.
- Air conditioning - crucial!
- Free Wi-Fi - Hallelujah! It actually worked! Internet access – wireless was solid! I was able to stream my shows without a problem.
- Bathrobes, Coffee/tea maker: Essential.
- Free bottled water - Yes! Hydration is key.
- Non-smoking – a MUST for me.
- Soundproofing – Surprisingly good! I slept like a log.
But… there were some slightly weird things. The lighting was a little dim. And, look, I appreciate a Mirror, but I swear there were too many mirrors. At one point, I caught myself thinking I was in a hall of mirrors. Did I mention that I could not get the Refrigerator quite cold enough to be practical?
Services & Conveniences: The Small Stuff That Matters
They had a lot of the usual stuff, like:
- Concierge
- Daily housekeeping
- Luggage storage
- Laundry service
- 24-hour front desk
- Car park [free of charge]
- Car park [on-site]
They also had a gift shop and convenience store. It's all very comprehensive. And here's a weird detail:
- I have never seen Facilities for disabled guests quite like this. I'd really recommend confirming the details and getting an idea of their "elevator and facilities" situation before booking!
Things to Do: Beyond the Spa (if you must)
Okay, I was firmly in "spa mode" for most of my stay, but I did venture out a bit.
- The hotel had a Fitness center, which I completely ignored. Guilty!
- It had a Pool with view which I did use… for a little while.
- They also had a shrine, which seemed a bit random.
Getting Around: How to Escape (and Get Back)
- Airport transfer: Yes, which was convenient.
- Taxi service - you could definitely get one here.
For the Kids (and the Kid in Us)
They had a Babysitting service and Kids facilities. It's definitely a Family/child friendly hotel.
The Verdict: Would I Escape to Paradise (and Rose Cottage) Again?
Okay, here's the messy truth. Would I go back to the Rose Cottage Hotel?
Yes.
The spa alone is worth it. Seriously, I’m still dreaming about that massage. Is it perfect? No. But is it a solid, comfortable, relaxing place to stay? Absolutely. Just remember to do your homework regarding accessibility. And pack extra snacks, just in case.
The Rose Cottage Hotel is a decent oasis. It's not pristine, but it's got heart (and a killer spa). And sometimes, a little bit of imperfect is exactly what you need.
Rating: 4 out of 5 stars (with a big, sparkly spa star!)
Escape to OKC: Fairfield Inn's Airport Oasis Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is my attempt to survive… gasp …Rose Cottage Hotel in Taman Daya, Johor Bahru, Malaysia. And let's be honest, surviving Johor Bahru is sometimes the real adventure.
Rose Cottage Chaos: A Johor Bahru Odyssey (Because Let’s Be Honest, It’s Probably Not an Epic)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Aircon Struggle (or, "Why Did I Choose This Hotel Again?")
14:00 - Arrival & Check-in (the dreaded "waiting game"): Okay, so the online photos of Rose Cottage made it look… charming. Let's just say the reality involved more "rust" and less "rosy." The lobby resembled a place where time forgot to exist, the air thick with the scent of…well, let's just say "old hotel." Check-in? A glacial process. The guy at the counter looked so utterly done with life; I almost apologized for existing.
14:30 - Room Reconnaissance (the existential dread sets in): My room. Oh dear god, my room. It's cleaner than I expected, but that's probably because the decor hasn't been updated since the Jurassic Period. The air conditioning? Sounds like a dying walrus. I'm already sweating, and I'm fairly certain the sheets are… textured. I'm starting to question all my life choices.
15:00 - The Aircon Battle Continues: I'm going to say the air conditioner did not work at first, it was so warm and uncomfortable. After I called to fix it and waited for so long, the aircon finally worked!
16:00 - Exploring Taman Daya (the "lost in translation" tour): I need to escape the room. I venture out to Taman Daya, hoping to find some sort of… excitement. The local market is a riot of smells and sounds. I end up buying something that looks suspiciously like fermented durian (didn't know if it was the right one). I bravely take a bite. Nope. That's not going to happen again.
18:00 - Dinner Debacle (or, "ordering food is a gamble"): Found what looked like a promising Mamak stall. Tried to order Nasi Goreng. The server looked bewildered, like I'd just spoken Martian. Pointing and grunting seemed to work. The Nasi Goreng arrived… and was, surprisingly, edible. Score one for sheer luck.
19:30 - Back at the Cottage (the walrus returns): Attempting to watch TV but the channels are all in Malaysian. The AC is still chugging along (or more like wheezing). Contemplating the meaning of life and whether I should buy a portable fan. The answer is yes. Definitely yes.
Day 2: Johor Bahru, the Good, the Bad, and The Mosquitoes
08:00 - Breakfast (the mysterious buffet): Breakfast is included (thank god), but the buffet is… sparse. There's some sort of congee, a few sad-looking pastries, and a coffee that tastes vaguely of dish soap. I eat enough to keep me going (maybe).
09:00 - City Exploration (the cultural immersion… maybe?): I decided to venture into the city center. I'm not a big fan of malls, but okay I went there, and explore a bit. Nothing truly special to see.
12:00 - Lunch (the search for the perfect roti canai): I'm on a mission: find the perfect roti canai. I try a different hawker stall. This one is a little more alive. The roti is flaky and delicious! Success!
14:00 - Back to the Hotel (The Afternoon Nap): Oh yes, definitely taking a nap. The heat and the chaos of Johor Bahru is exhausting and I need a nap.
18:00 - Dinner (I try a fancy restaurant): Okay, so I decided to splurge a little. I find a highly-rated restaurant with aircon! I order a curry, and it’s pretty good! The ambiance is fantastic, it was a great experience!
20:00 - The Night Air (Attempt at Relaxation): Back in my room. The aircon is still running (ish). I try to read my book but keep drifting off. This is the life.
Day 3: Departure (THANK GOD)
08:00 - Last Breakfast (the final farewell to sad pastries): I eat some of those sad pastries again, this time with a sense of melancholy (and perhaps a touch of food poisoning apprehension).
09:00 - Last minute exploring (the "I need souvenirs!" dash): I look for my favorite Malaysian goods and gifts to bring at home
10:00 - Check-out (freedom!): Check-out is mercifully quick. I practically sprint out of the hotel, breathing in the "fresh" air of Johor Bahru (even if it's not actually that fresh).
11:00 - Airport/Transportation (the escape): I can finally leave and return home.
So, what's the big deal about the Rose Cottage Hotel? Why should I even *consider* it?
Alright, look. "Paradise" might be a *slight* exaggeration, but the Rose Cottage Hotel actually has a certain…charm? It's this sprawling place, all mismatched architecture and slightly faded glory. Think slightly more "lived-in" than "luxury." The big draw is probably the price. JB is generally affordable, but Rose Cottage is… aggressively affordable. Which brings me to my first thought: Is it too good to be true? I've learned that sometimes it is. But hey, if you’re on a budget and don't mind a bit of character (read: *a lot* of character)...well, then it's perfect.
Location, Location, Location! Where exactly *is* this Rose Cottage thing?
Okay, so it's in Johor Bahru, which is… well, it's a city. It's not beachfront, let's just say that. It's a bit further from the causeway to Singapore than some other hotels, but it's close enough to the action of the city. Think: slightly less tourist-trap-y and more… local. Honestly, the specific location is less about the exact street and more about getting to the places you want to go. Grab a Grab (the local Uber/Lyft) and you're gold. Unless, of course, the Grab driver gets lost, which *totally* happened to me on my first visit. Ended up in a back alley smelling of durian. Lesson learned: double-check the address.
The Rooms! Spill the tea! What are they like?
This is where things get… interesting. Picture this: you open the door… (and pray it opens smoothly) …and you’re greeted by…the *essence* of a bygone era. Think slightly dated décor, possibly a wonky air conditioner, and the ever-present question of, "Are those stains new?" I kid, I kid! (mostly). Some rooms are better than others. Book a Deluxe room if you can. They might be slightly less…rustic. My first room? Let's just say the wallpaper had seen some things. But hey, the bed was comfy enough, and the hot water actually worked. That's a win in my book after a long day. Seriously, make sure the AC works! I *melted* in the first room I was put in.
Let's talk about the Food! Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner – hit me with EVERYTHING!
Okay, the breakfast buffet… it's an experience, alright? Let's just say it's… *diverse*. You've got your standard toast, some sort of mystery sausages (they MIGHT be chicken), and a selection of… local specialties. Expect the congee to be slightly watery, the coffee to be… well, let's just say it'll wake you up. The fruit? Sometimes ripe, sometimes not. It all depends. Think of it this way, it fuels your day, it's cheap, and it gives you something to gossip about with your travel buddy. Lunch and dinner? There are plenty of local eateries that are just a short trek away. Don't feel compelled to eat at the hotel restaurant -- explore!
Is the swimming pool any good? Because, you know, Instagram.
Okay, the pool. It *exists*. It's not the infinity pool of your dreams, but it's… functional. It's a rectangle. It's chlorinated. The water is usually… clearish. If you're looking for a perfect Instagram backdrop, this might not be it. But if you're just after a refreshing dip to escape the Johor Bahru heat, it does the job. I've seen kids splashing around, couples awkwardly holding hands, and me, desperately trying to get a tan without getting *burned*. It's a microcosm of the hotel itself: a little rough around the edges, but ultimately, a good place to chill.
What about the Staff? Are they friendly or what? Is there anyone to call if something goes wrong?
The staff... look, they're generally quite polite. There's definitely a language barrier sometimes, but they try their best. They were very helpful on one of my trips. My key card didn't work, and one of the staff had to lead me to my room and let me in with their master key. It took almost 15 minutes. Yes, it was frustrating, but it was that very experience that told me they were human, just like me. So, if things go wrong, be patient. Use Google Translate. Smile. Be nice. They'll probably try to help you out. And, hey, that wonky AC I mentioned earlier? They fixed it! Eventually… After I nearly turned into a puddle of sweat. Again. (Pro tip: bring your own adapter. And maybe some earplugs.) They have a hotline, of course, but it's not always easy. Be prepared to solve some issues on your own. And carry a towel. You never know.
Is it a family-friendly hotel? Are there facilities for children?
Hmm. Family-friendly? I'd say… cautiously. There's a pool, which is a definite plus. The rooms are spaciousish, so you can squeeze in an extra cot. I didn't use it as a family hotel personally, but I've seen families there. Depends on your kids. If your kids need pristine and state-of-the-art facilities? Probably not. If they're happy with a basic pool and a bit of adventure? Maybe. It’s not designed *for* families, but it's not actively *against* them, either. However, the corridors are a bit long. Just saying.
The Wi-Fi! What's the deal? I NEED to post my food pics!
The Wi-Fi… is a struggle. It's there. Sometimes. It's patchy. Sometimes it just flat out *dies*. Prepare yourself. I learned to embrace the digital detox. Otherwise, you'll be fighting a losing battle. I ended up tethering to my phone more often than not. Maybe invest in a local SIM card to deal with the inevitable frustration. Remember, this is Johor Bahru, not the Maldives.
Any Quirks or Annoyances I should know? What are the biggest downsides?
Oh, there are quirks.Hotel Near Airport
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