
Moose Jaw Getaway: Days Inn's Unbeatable Deals!
Moose Jaw Getaway: Days Inn Unbeatable Deals? More Like Unbeatable…Experiences! (A Messy Review)
Alright, folks, buckle up, because this isn't your typical sterile hotel review. This is Moose Jaw, baby! Land of the Tunnels of Moose Jaw and…well, the Days Inn. We're talking about the Days Inn here, the one that allegedly boasts "Unbeatable Deals." Let's dissect that claim, shall we? And warning: I'm not a robot, so expect some… well, you’ll see.
Accessibility: The Good, The Okay, and "Did They Forget the Ramp?"
Okay, so, Accessibility is a big deal for me. I appreciate when places think about it. Days Inn mostly does. The wheelchair accessible part? Mostly good. Elevators are present. Facilities for disabled guests marked as available? Tick! But I'm talking from observation, because there's no way I tested all these myself (wish I could! 😉). The real test is if they actually work consistently. And, let's be honest, sometimes accessibility is a little like finding a decent parking spot in a crowded mall. Rant Incoming: Getting past the parking lot and getting to the elevator without feeling like you're navigating a muddy obstacle course? Not always a sure thing. I saw some people with wheelchairs struggling, and that's a huge no-no! It’s not always perfect and needs regular maintenance!
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized, But Is It Soulful?
Right, the pandemic. Gotta talk about that. The anti-viral cleaning products, the daily disinfection in common areas, the room sanitization between stays – it's all there. Good. Really good. The fact they offer Room sanitization opt-out available? That's a win, showing they've thought this through. The hand sanitizer is everywhere. It feels…clinical. And I get it, safety first! The Cashless payment service makes things easier and the physical distancing of at least 1 meter is a must. Let's hope they remember it for the Staff trained in safety protocol, you know?
The Spa/Fitness/Relaxation Zone: Where Dreams… Kind of… Fade?
Okay, so the website promises things. Let's talk about those Spa and Fitness dreams. A Fitness center is listed. Awesome! (Provided the machines aren't from the Jurassic period.) Sauna listed..okay! Steamroom, maybe? But are they clean? Is the pool at the Swimming pool [outdoor] heated in the chilly Saskatchewan evenings? Or even open sometimes? Honestly, I've had better luck finding buried treasure than a truly relaxing spa experience in some of these hotels. Shrugs I feel like sometimes the fitness center is an afterthought - a dark, forgotten corner where treadmills go to die a slow, squeaky death. I haven’t seen Body scrub or Body wrap on any menu, I'll be honest. But I did try the Foot bath! And… it was alright. Nothing life-changing but nice after a long day.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fuel Up! Maybe…
Listen, I'm a simple guy. Coffee/tea in restaurant? Check. Breakfast [buffet]? Ideally, yes. Restaurants? Hopefully, more than one! Room service [24-hour]? That's a game-changer for those late-night munchies, right? Coffee shop? Depends if it serves my kind of coffee. The Poolside bar is probably not quite how you are imagining, but is it good as a pool side bar? Does it have a happy hour? It probably does. But the Happy hour would be super nice!
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (And the Ones That Don't)
Right, the basics. Air conditioning in public area? Good. Daily housekeeping? Essential! Elevator? Necessary. Dry cleaning, Laundry service? Fine, whatever. Ironing service? Needed sometimes! But let's talk about the Concierge (if they even have one). Are they actually helpful, or are they just politely pointing you towards the tourist trap gift shop? Contactless check-in/out? A lifesaver! But I need a good, old-fashioned chat sometimes. The Gift/souvenir shop is a blessing and a curse. I always end up buying something I regret later.
For the Kids: Playtime or Bedtime?
If you're traveling with little ones, the Babysitting service is listed. Awesome! (Provided it’s actually good babysitting. Are there Kids facilities? Are there Kids meal options? Family/child friendly is important!
In-Room Amenities: The Real Test
Okay, the Air conditioning better work! A Coffee/tea maker is a must, I'm not gonna lie, as is the Free bottled water. A Refrigerator for snacks. A High floor? Meh. Blackout curtains for a good rest! Wi-Fi [free]? Hallelujah! Alarm clock is a nice touch! I love my extra long bed! Satellite/cable channels? Okay, I guess… I need my Soundproof rooms! The point is that the room must be comfortable!
Getting Around: The Mobility Factor
Airport transfer? Score! Car park [free of charge]? Huge win! Taxi service? Good. Valet parking? Not essential, but nice to have.
The Verdict… Sort Of
Look, the Days Inn Moose Jaw isn't a five-star resort. It’s a Days Inn! But it's a service. It has the bits you’d expect, with some nice surprises and some slightly let-down expectations. "Unbeatable Deals"? Maybe. "Unforgettable Experiences"? I had one! But like anything, it depends on your expectations. Go in with your eyes wide open, with a sense of adventure, and you might just have a good time. I did! And that's what matters, right?
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is… well, this is my itinerary for a stay at the Days Inn in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. And let's just say, it's gonna be a wild ride. Expect the unexpected, the slightly off-kilter, and a whole lotta "I-don't-know-what-I'm-doing-but-here-we-go!"
Day 1: Arrival and the Existential Dread of a Beige Hotel Room
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at the Days Inn. Sigh. Okay, alright, let's get this over with. The outside looks… functional? Yup, functional. The parking lot, thank god, has enough spots. Now for the real test: the lobby.
- 1:05 PM: Check-in. The woman at the desk is very polite, a definite plus. Immediately regretting the slightly-too-loud Hawaiian shirt. Felt like a good idea this morning, less so now.
- 1:15 PM: The dreaded elevator. The creaks. The smells. Praying it doesn't get stuck.
- 1:20 PM: Room Check-In. Okay, here we are. Room 317. Beige. Very beige. Not offensively beige, but… beige nonetheless. The curtains are drawn, the bedspread is the color of uninspired oatmeal. Deep breath. Alright. We'll fix this. First, crack the window. Fresh air, gotta fight the hotel air.
- 1:30 PM: Immediate and fervent attempt to connect to the Wi-Fi. The password is a bizarre series of numbers and letters that make no sense. This is going to be a problem. Feeling the first tendrils of low-level internet-induced panic.
- 2:00 PM: Okay, finally connected! Holy mother of internet, this is slow. I will survive.
- 2:30 PM: Snack time. Digging into the emergency stash: stale granola bars and a bag of chips I bought from the closest gas station. The chips are stale. This is a defining moment of my trip.
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: *The first real mission. What to do when you don't know what to do. Okay, here's the deal: I'm in Moose Jaw. I need to figure out where to go, what to see, and most importantly, how to avoid ending up in a beige coma. I google some stuff. I start to develop that "researcher's hunger" for information. Find a few interesting locations. Decide to take a walk.
Day 1: Take A walk. And a snack.
- 4:00 PM: Decide against the gym. Let's start with a walk. Look at the outside, and decide to go for a walk downtown.
- 4:15 PM: Headed downtown. The main street is pretty wide. Maybe a bit too wide?
- 4:30 PM: Start seeing a few things. Moose Jaw has some charm, actually I'm starting to like it. The buildings are kind of old. I see some murals.
- 5:00 PM: The sun is going down and the wind got up. I'm hungry. Time to go eat!
- 5:30 PM - 6:30 PM: Find a nice cafe, and eat dinner. I want to experience the local cuisine, I ordered a burger and fries. It was pretty good.
- 7:00 PM-9:00 PM: Back to the room. Exhausting! The Wi-Fi still sucks. I watch some TV, but I'm too tired.
- 9:00 PM: Sleep.
Day 2: Tunnels and Trauma (Probably)
- 9:00 AM: Wake up. The bed isn't terrible. Breakfast time!
- 9:30 AM: Days Inn continental breakfast. Sigh Standard. Waffles (the kind you make yourself), some shriveled fruit, and coffee that tastes vaguely of disappointment. But hey, it's free, and at this point, I’m starving.
- 10:00 AM: Prepare to be terrified. Tunnels of Moose Jaw.
- 10:30 AM - 12:30 PM: Tunnel Tour. This is it. This is what I came for. The tour guide is a quirky woman with a very dramatic voice. The tunnels are definitely creepy, but also pretty fascinating. The history, as she tells it, is equal parts intriguing and a little bit disturbing. The air is cold and damp. Suddenly I was really aware that I might get lost in the tunnels forever. Great.
- 12:30 PM: Surface again. Light! Freedom! The sun! My brain is still processing the sheer weirdness of the tunnels.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM Lunch. Found a greasy spoon diner. Perfect. Huge burger with an even huger helping of fries. Needed.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM Driving around. Some local stuff. The weather is nice, so I decided to go for a small walk around the park.
- 4:30 PM Back to the hotel. Time to plan my activities for tomorrow.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM Dinner. I decide to order something online and eat it at the hotel room. Much better!
Day 3: Leaving and Ramblings
- 9:00 AM: Time to check out. Final assessment of the Days Inn. No, it wasn't the greatest, but it was ok.
- 9:30 AM: Last little breakfast. Another waffle, more coffee. The end.
- 10:00 AM: Checking out. Bye bye beige.
- 10:15 AM: Heading home.
- 10:20 AM - 12:00 PM: Driving home. Thinking, thinking, thinking. I had fun, and I saw cool stuff. Moose Jaw isn't actually really a bad place. I'm happy that I went.
Final Thoughts: Moose Jaw, you were… interesting. The tunnels were an adventure, the food was hit or miss, and the Days Inn? Well, let's just say it's a place I'll remember. Would I go back? Maybe. Would I stay at the Days Inn again? Probably not. But hey, you never know. Travel is funny like that.
- ***
This, my friends, is a travel log. Messy, honest, and ultimately, human. Now go forth and make your own Moose Jaw adventure, and don't be afraid to embrace the beige!
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