Marietta's Hidden Gem: Microtel Inn & Suites Review (You Won't Believe This!)
Marietta's Microtel: Hidden Gem or Slightly Tarnished Nickel? (You Won't Believe This!)
Alright, so I just got back from Marietta, Ohio, and after a whirlwind trip, I'm ready to spill the tea (and maybe some lukewarm coffee – more on that later) on the Microtel Inn & Suites. The title promised something wild, and let's be honest, a Microtel is probably not going to redefine your life. But… there were some surprises. And some, let's call them opportunities for improvement.
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First Impressions (and the Perpetual Search for the Perfect Parking Spot)
Arrived. Microtel. Marietta. The exterior… well, it's a Microtel, alright. No jaw-dropping architecture. Functional. Cleanish. The parking lot was a bit of a free-for-all, which made me laugh. I eventually snagged a spot, but honestly, a little more organization wouldn't hurt. And speaking of organization…
Accessibility: The Good, the (Mostly) Good, and the "Hmm…"
Okay, let's talk accessibility because this is HUGE for a lot of people. The good news: Wheelchair accessible? Check! The lobby, the elevators, the hallways leading to the rooms all felt pretty spacious and maneuverable. They had facilities for disabled guests too, which is a solid win.
Now, here’s a “hmm…” moment: I didn’t personally need any of these features, so I couldn’t fully test everything. But seeing the layout, I’d say it's generally good. However, it's always best to confirm specific needs directly with the hotel (especially if you need a dedicated accessible room). They also have an elevator – a critical inclusion!
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitizing Overload (in a Good Way?)
I’m a bit of a germaphobe, so this was HUGE for me. They are seriously on top of the cleanliness. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays? You betcha. I actually saw them actively cleaning a room before me, and let me tell you, they were not messing around. Everything looked sparkly. My inner hypochondriac actually relaxed for a few minutes. The hand sanitizer was seemingly everywhere, and that's always a relief. They've clearly taken hygiene certification seriously – a big thumbs up. Staff trained in safety protocol? Seemed to be the case.
Now, one small hiccup: I did notice a slight lingering smell of maybe… disinfectant? But honestly, I'd take a whiff of Clorox over anything else right now, so I wasn't complaining. They also had a first aid kit, which, thankfully, I didn't need, and a smoke detector for safety. Plus, they have safety/security feature like CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property and a fire extinguisher, all very reassuring.
Room Rundown: The Comfortably Functional Fortress
Okay, the room. A standard Microtel room. Let's not pretend it's a five-star suite. But! It was clean, and that's what matters. I found a non-smoking room, which was a godsend (thank you, internet!).
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, alarm clock, and a coffee/tea maker (thank goodness. More on that coffee later).
- Bathroom: Standard, but functional. Additional toilet was a nice touch. Shower was fine, with decent water pressure.
- Comfort: The bed was comfortable enough, with a reasonably sized desk where I could work, and of course, free Wi-Fi (more on that below). They even have blackout curtains, which were a lifesaver for my sleep.
- Nice Touches: Free bottled water was a nice perk. They had a hair dryer, and a refrigerator, which is always convenient. Plus, an ironing facilities!
Internet: The Wi-Fi Whisperer and the LAN Lament
FREE WI-FI IN ALL ROOMS!! Glory be! And it actually worked! Fast, reliable Wi-Fi. The hotel didn't disappoint in that regard. Internet access – wireless was a win, and Internet access – LAN was also available, which I didn’t test. So, kudos, Microtel, for keeping me connected to the world (and my endless stream of cat videos).
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Breakfast Battleground!
Okay, the breakfast. This is where things got… interesting. Breakfast [buffet] was included, which is always a plus. They offered Asian breakfast options, Western breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, and Western cuisine in restaurant, a decent variety.
But… and this is a big but… the coffee. Oh, the coffee. It was… weak. So weak, it practically waved at you from the pot. I'm not a coffee snob, but this stuff was borderline flavored water. I ended up buying a real coffee at the nearby coffee shop.
Other than the coffee fiasco, though, the breakfast service was generally fine. They had the usual suspects: continental options, some hot items, and all the fixings. Individually-wrapped food options and a safe dining setup were being followed, which was reassuring. They did a good job overall here.
Other dining options available: A la carte in restaurant, Breakfast takeaway service, Bottle of water, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, and Soup in restaurant.
Things to Do/Ways to Relax: Spa Dreams Deferred
Alright, so I didn't see any spa/sauna, Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Steamroom, or Swimming pool. As far as relaxation goes, my room was comfortable (eventually), but the amenities available were fairly bare.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (and Sometimes Don't)
- Airport transfer: Not available, unfortunately.
- Air conditioning in public area: Present and very welcome during the humid Ohio summer.
- Business facilities: You know, the usual. Business facilities, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meeting stationery, Projector/LED display, Xerox/fax in business center.
- Check-in/out: I wasn't there long enough to warrant VIP treatment, but check-in/out [express] seemed pretty straightforward.
- Cash withdrawal, Concierge: I didn't need these, but they were there!
- Convenience store
- Currency exchange
- Daily housekeeping
- Doorman
- Dry cleaning
- Elevator
- Essential condiments
- Facilities for disabled guests
- Food delivery
- Gift/souvenir shop
- Indoor venue for special events
- Invoice provided
- Ironing service
- Laundry service
- Luggage storage
- Meetings
- On-site event hosting
- Outdoor venue for special events
- Safety deposit boxes
- Seminars
- Shrine
- Smoking area
- Terrace
- Wi-Fi for special events
For the Kids: Family Friendly-ness (or Lack Thereof)
This isn't really a family-focused hotel, so don't expect a water park. They have Babysitting service if you are traveling with children. They do have Kids meal and Kids facilities.
Getting Around: The Car's Your Best Friend
Car park [free of charge] – yes! A definite perk. They have Car park [on-site], and the car power charging station. Taxi service and valet parking were not available.
The Verdict: Hidden Gem… with a Few Rough Edges
So, is the Microtel in Marietta a "hidden gem"? Well, it depends on your definition. It's a clean, comfortable, and accessible
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to embark on a virtual rollercoaster ride through my recent… ahem… experience at the Microtel Inn & Suites by Wyndham in Marietta, Ohio. Yeah, that's right, Marietta. Don't judge. It's where destiny (or a really good online hotel deal) led me. Here’s the, uh, itinerary… or what I think happened. Mostly.
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and the Pursuit of WIFI (and Maybe Pizza)
- 2:00 PM - Arrival and Initial Appraisal: Okay, the GPS finally got me there. Found the Microtel, looking… well, it looked like a Microtel. You know the type. Beige rectangle. Parking lot, promising a lot of… things. My first thought? "Did I bring enough snacks?" (Spoiler alert: I didn't.) The front desk lady was… let’s say efficient. No warm fuzzies, just the facts. Got my key, mumbled a thank you, and bolted for the elevator. The elevator… smelled faintly of lemon cleaner and forgotten dreams.
- 2:30 PM - Room Reconnaissance and Wi-Fi Woe: The room. Ah, the room. Clean-ish. Bedspread that screamed "classic hotel chic." Checked for bedbugs (paranoid, I know, but don't judge me), then the Wi-Fi. That's the real test of a hotel, right? Connected… eventually. But, like, at the speed of a snail wearing concrete shoes. My initial reaction? Deep, soul-crushing despair. Needed to file an expense report and it was gonna be a battle.
- 3:00 PM - The Carb Craving and Pizza Salvation: Desperate times call for… pizza. Found a local place, "Pizza Perfection" or something equally aspirational, on Google maps. Ordering was a challenge (my phone died mid-order), but I persevered. That first bite? Pure, unadulterated, cheesy, greasy heaven. Worth the Wi-Fi fight. Everything is worth a decent pizza moment.
- 4:00 PM - "Working" and The Sound of a Thousand Whispers: Tried to get some work done. Still battling the internet. The walls of this room? Paper thin. I swear I could hear the couple next door debating the merits of different types of mayonnaise. Their voices, the faint hum of the mini-fridge, the distant rumble of traffic… all blending into a cacophonous symphony of hotel ennui. I needed an escape.
Day 2: The Ohio River, Historical Vibes, and Existential Dread (and more pizza)
- 9:00 AM - Continental Breakfast… Again?: The continental breakfast. Let's just say it wasn't Michelin-star quality. The usual suspects: stale bread, dubious-looking pastries, and a coffee machine that sounded like it was about to launch into space. I opted for a banana and a strong dose of willpower. This is when you realize you're truly a tourist, doing tourist things.
- 10:00 AM - Marietta's Historical Charms (And My Lack of Enthusiasm): Okay, I tried to be cultured. Visited some historic sites. Saw a sternwheeler (boat) I think. Learned some stuff about early settlers. Found myself… underwhelmed. Look, I love history, sometimes. But this was just… well, dusty. And hot. And I was starting to feel a distinct twinge of "what am I doing with my life?"
- 1:00 PM - Lunch and the Search for Meaning: Found a slightly better pizza place. Yep, a double-down on the pizza. Don't @ me. Food equals sanity, especially in moments of existential crisis. Sat by the river, watching the water flow. It's Ohio, so pretty brown. Contemplated the meaning of existence. Came to the conclusion that pizza was a good start.
- 3:00 PM - The Return of the Paper-Thin Walls and Late-Night Revelations: Back in the hotel, back at the Wi-Fi battle. The couple next door was now discussing their… ahem… vacation plans. Loudly. I heard a phone ring. I didn’t know anything about their vacation. The walls were still there, still thin. I started questioning the very nature of reality.
- 10:30 PM - Epiphany (and more pizza): Okay, so I gave in. Called the front desk, got a room change. Suddenly… peace. And what was even better? The pizza place delivered, so I had some time! In this moment, I found a moment of clarity. It was a rough stay, and I am a diva, but good pizza, quiet, and a clean(ish) hotel room can wash away your troubles.
Day 3: Departure and the lingering smell of Lemon Cleaner (and maybe a little hope)
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast (The Second Round): Tried the breakfast again. Same suspects, slightly more despondent. But hey, I survived.
- 9:00 AM - Final Room Inspection and Escape: Double-checked the room. Made sure I hadn't accidentally left anything (like… my sanity). Said a silent farewell to the lemon-scented air and the memories.
- 9:30 AM - The Great Escape: Checked out. The desk clerk was still… efficient. No smiles, no regrets. Hit the road, leaving Marietta and its Microtel in my rearview mirror.
Post-Trip Assessment:
Would I recommend the Microtel in Marietta? Honestly? Maybe. The location was fine, easy to find, and the staff did their job. For the price? It's… functional. You will get by. But it's not a destination. It's a place to sleep, eat pizza, and maybe, just maybe, ponder the mysteries of the universe (or at least the debate over mayonnaise).
Would I go back? Probably not. But if I needed somewhere to stay in Marietta again, and I was running low on funds, I'd probably make a reservation.
The moral of the story? Pack snacks, be prepared for Wi-Fi struggles, and always, always, know where the nearest pizza place is. You'll need it. I sure did.
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Marietta's Microtel: A Hot Mess or a Hidden Blessing? (Let's Be Real)
Okay, spill the tea. Is this Microtel REALLY a "hidden gem," or are you just being polite?
Alright, look. "Hidden gem" implies perfection. This Microtel is… not perfect. More like a slightly tarnished emerald that's been rolling around in the bottom of a dusty jewelry box for a while. But that's *part* of its charm, I swear! I mean, listen, I went in with zero expectations. A friend and I were stranded in Marietta after a... let's just say a "misadventure" involving bad GPS and even worse directions. Found this place on Priceline at like 1 AM. The pictures? Looked... generic. My main goal at that point was *sleep*. So, "gem" might be a stretch. "Surprisingly decent after a truly atrocious day"? Now we're talking.
Let's talk about the room. What's the vibe? Clean? Cozy? Like, did you find any suspicious items?
Okay, this is where things get… interesting. The room *was* surprisingly clean, I'll give them that. No rogue pubes greeting you at the door (you know, important details!). The bed? Surprisingly comfy after my day. Now, "cozy"? Not in the traditional sense. Imagine a room that's like, "I'm a room, here are the essentials, now get out unless you're paying for another night." But again, after the aforementioned "misadventure," it was more than I needed. And the suspicious items? Well... there was a remote that looked like it went through a war. Buttons missing, the battery cover held on with tape. It worked, though! And that, in my exhausted state, was all that mattered. The sheer *imperfection* of it almost made me love it. It’s the motel equivalent of a quirky old uncle at a family reunion with a few questionable habits.
What about the breakfast? That's the *real* test of a hotel. Was it a sad continental situation?
Oh, the breakfast. This is a *mixed bag*, people. It's definitely not gourmet. It's *free*, which is already a win. They had the standard stuff: cereal, the little pre-packaged pastries that you know are made of… something. And… the waffle maker. Ah, the waffle maker. Now *that* was an event. I am not a morning person. It was about 7 AM. My friend, bless her heart, was chirpy and ready for the day. I, on the other hand, was battling the aftereffects of way too much coffee trying to find the correct order of operations with the waffle batter dispenser. The waffle maker itself looked like it had seen some things. But I made a waffle. It was… a waffle. A free waffle. With fake butter. I'll take it! The point is, it was an *experience*, and that makes it better than most hotel breakfasts, honestly.
Did you encounter any… *interesting* characters during your stay? Because I always feel like a hotel is a breeding ground for quirky human behavior.
YES! This is GOLD! The hotel lobby had, let’s say, "a vibe." There was a guy in a trucker hat who was *deeply* engrossed in a crossword puzzle. I’m talking serious concentration. Then there was the woman juggling three screaming toddlers while simultaneously trying to check in. Bless her. And the staff? They were… pleasant. Not overly friendly, but efficient. They gave off a definite "been there, done that" energy. And I, frankly, respect it. This isn’t the Ritz-Carlton; they seem aware of this fact. Which is refreshing.. Marietta, apparently, attracts characters. Or maybe it just unearths them. Either way, it kept things interesting. The sheer normalcy of it all was unexpectedly comforting after the ridiculous day I had.
Okay, fine, maybe it isn't awful. But would you recommend it? Be honest!
Okay, the big question. Would I *recommend* the Marietta Microtel? Look, it depends. If you're expecting luxury, skip it. If you're expecting perfection, RUN. If you want a place to crash after a long day, a place that won’t break the bank, a place with a vaguely nostalgic, slightly run-down charm… then yeah. I absolutely would. It's a perfectly imperfect little place. And sometimes, honestly, imperfect is perfect. It's like the anti-hotel hotel. Would I go there for a romantic getaway? Absolutely not. Would I go back if I were stranded in Marietta again? In a heartbeat. It's not a "hidden gem" in the literal sense. But it held a certain "hidden charm" that I wouldn't trade for a hotel with a white-glove service. The waffle maker *alone* makes it worth the trip. Just… bring your own syrup. And maybe some hand sanitizer, just in case.
Any other insights or random thoughts you'd like to share? Maybe some advice for future guests?
Okay, here's the final word. First: Lower your expectations. Then: Embrace the chaos. Seriously. Pack snacks! You'll need them. The vending machine selection was… minimal. And for the love of all that is holy, be nice to the staff. They've seen things. And maybe, just maybe, leave a tip. They deserve it. It's a slightly ramshackle, but undeniably *real* place. And sometimes, in this over-curated world, real is exactly what you need. This is a very good place to stay, as long as you're willing to not mind some of the things that don't work. It's got character. It’s got… let me reiterate, *character*. And really, what more can you ask for at 1 AM when you're lost and slightly traumatized by bad driving?
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