Escape to Columbus: Your Dream Days Inn Getaway Awaits!
Escape to Columbus: My Dream Days Inn Getaway… Maybe? (A Very Honest Review)
Okay, so I just got back from my "Dream Days Inn Getaway" in Columbus. And let me tell you, the reality… well, it's always slightly different than the brochure, isn't it? This isn't your slick, polished travel blog post. This is me, after a couple of days of, well, life in a Days Inn, spilling the beans. Buckle up, buttercups.
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First Impressions & Accessibility: The Good, The Bad, and the "Wait…what?"
Pulling up to the Days Inn, it looked…well, like a Days Inn. Standard. The exterior corridor felt a little Motel 6-y, truth be told. But hey, I’m not here for the architecture, I’m here for the experience! Since I booked this trip with accessibility in mind (got my trusty cane in tow), I'm going to dive into that first.
- Wheelchair Accessible: The website claimed wheelchair accessibility. And, to be fair, the lobby was accessible. Wide doors, ramps… check. But then I hit the elevator. It felt… claustrophobic. And the buttons? Tiny and hard to press. I needed help. A bit of a panic moment there and it left a sour taste in my mouth.
- Accessibility Overall: They tried. The bathroom in my room had grab bars and a roll-in shower, which was fantastic. But the hallways felt a bit narrow, and maneuvering a wheelchair around the breakfast buffet (more on that nightmare later…) would be… tricky. It's not perfect and it's certainly not luxury, but it's a step in the right direction, I suppose.
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: They offer information. Not every aspect is perfect, but there are aspects of ease, which I appreciate.
- Elevator: It works.
The Room: A Tale of Two Mattresses (and a Lot of Plastic)
Okay, the room. Let's get real. It was clean. Generally. The bed was okay. The extra-long bed was a bonus. The pillows were… well, they existed. The Air Conditioning was working. That's a win when you're in Ohio in, say, August. Air conditioning is available in public areas too.
Cleanliness and Safety: They say they're super into cleanliness right now. Rooms sanitized between stays? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays?? They even had a little sticker on the door that said "Sanitized for Your Protection." Though the sticker had a slightly sad, faded look, suggesting they’ve been doing this for a while. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Professional-grade sanitizing services. All the buzzwords were there. I think I felt safe, or, at least, safer than, you know, not in a hotel during a pandemic.
Internet: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Thank GOD. I mean, I needed to stream some mindless crap on Netflix to unwind after a long day… and let's face it, update my social media. But the speed was… inconsistent. Sometimes great, sometimes buffering, sometimes… just gone. Internet access – wireless… but sometimes you felt like you were in the stone age. Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services. All offered, but not always working well.
Bathroom: Standard hotel bathroom. The usual suspects: tiny toiletries, a hairdryer that might or might not work, and a mirror that showed me the unflattering truth about my quarantine hair. Additional Toilet.
Things That Annoyed Me (Minor Gripes): The fake floral arrangement on the TV stand. The incessant humming of the mini-fridge. The fact that the only window opened about two inches. But hey, it was functional.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Breakfast Buffet of Doom (and Hope)
Okay, the food. THIS is where things get interesting.
Breakfast [buffet]: The hotel website promised a "delicious" complimentary breakfast. The reality? Buffet. The word buffet felt like a stretch here, let’s be honest. It had the usual suspects: sad-looking scrambled eggs, rubbery sausage, and a waffle maker that was held together by duct tape and hope. The coffee tasted like it had been brewing since the Reagan administration. The Breakfast takeaway service was an option – a brown paper bag filled with… well, you could guess. Alternative meal arrangement.
Restaurants: There are restaurants, for sure. Nearby fast food chains and things. Inside the hotel? No. There is a Coffee/tea in restaurant, but do not expect much.
Food Delivery? Thankfully, yes! I ordered some amazing Thai food, and ate in my room. Score!
Snack bar: a vending machine is a snack bar, right?
Dining Overall I'd give it a C-. Not a disaster, but not exactly a culinary adventure.
Things To Do & Ways To Relax: Spa Dreams Dashed (More or Less)
The website touted a spa! A sauna! Oh, the bliss! The reality? Well, there was a… fitness center. It had a treadmill and some weights. And a lot of dust.
Fitness Center: Yup. Present. Not impressive.
Spa/sauna: Nope. Not in this hotel.
Swimming pool [outdoor]: The pool was… a pool. Clean, refreshing on a hot day and great for a quick dip. Nothing fancy, but a definite perk, and it had a view.
Getting around: It's a central location, perfect for getting around.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (Sometimes)
This is where the Days Inn tries to redeem itself.
- Front desk [24-hour]: Always a plus! The staff were friendly, even if they were a little overwhelmed.
- Daily housekeeping: Yup. Room cleaned, fresh towels. Standard.
- Luggage Storage: They have this.
- Convenience Store: There's a little shop in the lobby with snacks and drinks.
- Cash withdrawal: They don't offer this.
The "Dream" Factor: Real Talk
Look, was this my dream getaway? No. Was it a perfect experience? Absolutely not. But for the price, it was… okay. It was functional. It was clean enough. It was… a Days Inn.
Quirky Observations & Emotional Reactions:
- The Bathroom Phone: Seriously? Who even uses a bathroom phone? I felt like I traveled back in time.
- The View: My room faced the parking lot. Not exactly breathtaking.
- The Staff: They were trying. You could tell. I think they deserved a medal for dealing with all the weirdos like me.
- Overall Impression: It's a solid choice, if you manage your expectations.
The Verdict:
If you're looking for luxurious pampering, a gourmet dining experience, or a spa day, this isn't it. However, if you need a clean, accessible, budget-friendly place to crash in Columbus, the Days Inn is a decent option. Just don't expect to be blown away. Manage your expectations, bring your own coffee, and maybe pack some earplugs. And for goodness sake, double-check the elevator before you book.
Final Score: 3 out of 5 stars. (Mostly because it was clean-ish and the staff tried their best.)
And there you have it. My utterly honest, slightly messy, and hopefully helpful review of the Days Inn in Columbus. You're welcome. Now, excuse me while I go take a nap… in my own bed, of course.
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Alright, here we go. Buckle up, buttercups! This ain't your perfectly polished travel brochure. This is real life hitting the road, Days Inn edition in the grand, glorious, Mississippi city of… well, Columbus. Expect to see things get a little… well, let's just say it.
Day 1: The Columbus Calamity (and the Promise of Pizza)
1:00 PM - Arrival, or “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Beige.” Okay, so the interstate felt longer than the Mississippi River itself. Google Maps, bless its algorithmic heart, led me directly to Days Inn, a beacon of… beige. The exterior screamed budget, and the parking lot was already sporting a lone squirrel who seemed as unimpressed as I was. Checked in - the front desk guy was friendly, but probably not thrilled to be working a Monday. Got my key, and the elevator, which appeared to be running on a hamster wheel, slowly ascended to my room on the 3rd floor.
1:30 PM - Room Inspection. The Good, the Bad, and the Mystery Stain. The room was…clean enough. Let’s be honest, for this price, I was expecting a questionable stain on the bedspread and a lingering scent of… something. Nope! Just a mild disinfectant smell. The carpet seemed suspiciously new. Bathroom: Functional, not glamorous. The highlight? The TV. It's a real blast from the past, a big bulky thing with plenty of channel options. Time for a nap.
3:00 PM - Errands and Epiphanies. Needed snacks. Found a Dollar General. Found my inner child. Walked away with a bag of chips the size of my head and a questionable energy drink I probably didn't need. Columbus is… well, it's Columbus. Small town charm, a slower pace of life, the kind of place where the cashier at the Dollar General knows everyone. This trip is for taking time to reflect, I think.
6:00 PM - Pizza Predicament! Okay, the real reason I'm here: Golden Triangle Regional Airport, even if I didn't exactly fly directly here. I'm hungry as a bear, so I made plans. I'm talking PIZZA. The pizza joint, a local recommendation, was closed earlier than it should have been. Strike one. Pizza hunt failed. But I'll get that pizza tomorrow. It is my mission now.
8:00 PM - Channel Surfing & Existential Dread. Back in the room. Watched TV until my eyes turned even more square-shaped than usual. The local programming is something else, folks. Lots of church services, and a channel dedicated to local news, where the stories of the town are truly told. The news anchor, bless his heart, looked like he’d seen some things. Starting to feel a little… melancholy. Isolation hits hard when you're on the road, and I'm a sensitive soul. Going to call someone.
Day 2: History, Hunger, and the Quest for Pizza, Continued
9:00 AM - Breakfast of Champions (aka a Cold Egg Muffin). Days Inn offers a "complimentary" breakfast. Think: pre-packaged muffins, lukewarm coffee, and the existential dread of eating something mass-produced. Fine, it filled the void. Headed out to continue my Columbus mission.
10:00 AM - Antebellum Adventures: A Tour and a Tragedy. This town is steeped in history. Went to the historical home. I'm not going to lie; it's beautifully furnished. But the thought of walking through these rooms knowing what happened, and all that heartache… Well, history is complicated, and I'm not sure I'd want to live in the past. These things, and all that suffering, it gets to you.
1:00 PM - The Pizza Promise, Broken Again! Another pizza place, another closed sign. I am cursed! I'm convinced something is conspiring against me and my cheesy, saucy salvation. I'm starting to feel like a grizzled detective in a film-noir movie, except instead of a dame, I'm chasing a pizza pie. I'll come back here, no matter what!
2:00 PM - The Cemetery Conundrum. Wandering through the cemetery. Gravestones and memories. Some of the memorials were really touching. Seeing so many names and years and stories, it was all rather a lot. It's quiet there. Very peaceful. Contemplating my existence. A lot.
4:00 PM - Retail Therapy (and the Unexpected Joy of a $5 Tank Top). Needed a pick-me-up. Wandered into some local shops. Found a quirky boutique and bought a cheap, but cute, tank top. Okay, this is better! I need this tank top.
7:00 PM - Dinner and a Drive (and the Pizza Destiny…). Alright, let's try this pizza thing one more time. This time, I'm calling ahead, confirming hours, and basically begging them to be open. It's a local place, I hear. Good reviews. Oh yeah, my hopes are up again.
8:00PM - Victory! (or the Best Pizza Ever). Third time's the charm! I did it! I got the pizza. Pure, unadulterated, cheesy, saucy, glorious pizza. Ate the whole thing. No regrets! I was the happiest person on earth.
Day 3: Departure from the Beige… and Pizza Regret?
9:00 AM - Breakfast of Champions (Take Two). Same breakfast, same feelings. But this time, I'm fueled by pizza power, so it's not so bad.
10:00 AM - Packing and the Existential Aftermath. Packing. Reflecting. I need to get out of this room!
11:00 AM - Check Out, and a Sense of… Accomplishment? The parking lot squirrel is gone. The front desk guy is gone. The elevator still operates (mostly). Left Days Inn. Overall? It wasn't the Ritz, but… it was a place to rest my head, a launchpad for exploration, and a testament to the weirdness of the open road.
12:00 PM - The Pizza Hangover. Okay, maybe eating an entire pizza myself wasn't the wisest decision. But, you know what? No regrets!
1:00 PM - Hitting the Highway. On the road again. Columbus, you were… something. And that pizza? Chef's kiss. Until next time, Mississippi, until next time.
So, like, what *is* this whole...thing about?
Does this actually *help* anyone?
Why is it so... *unstructured*?
What are you *really* trying to get across here?
Do you *actually* have a cat with an existential crisis?
Is there a theme here?
What about... *relationships*?
Okay, so... what's *your* biggest fear?
What's something that makes you *really* happy?
What *should* people take away from this... *experience*?
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