Detroit's BEST Extended Stay? Roseville Suites You NEED to See!
Detroit's "BEST Extended Stay"? Roseville Suites - The Unfiltered Truth (Warning: May Contain Rambling)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on Roseville Suites: You NEED to See! in Detroit. And let me tell you, "Need to See" is putting a lot of pressure on things. This isn't your perfectly curated TripAdvisor review – this is the raw, unfiltered, and slightly caffeinated truth. So, grab your popcorn (or your free in-room coffee, more on that later), and let's dive headfirst into this… experience.
First Impressions & Accessibility - Getting In and Getting Comfortable
Right off the bat, accessibility is a HUGE deal to me. I'm not directly impacted, but I hate when places exclude people. Roseville Suites… well, they try.
- Wheelchair accessible? Yep, they have ramps and elevators, which is a HUGE plus. But I noticed a couple of tight turns in the hallways, so maybe not perfect for some larger chairs. Still, a good start.
- Elevator: Thank GOD for elevators! Lugging suitcases is NOT my idea of a good time.
- Facilities for disabled guests: They list them, but I didn't have a chance to thoroughly inspect those rooms. I'm relying on what they say and will give them the benefit of the doubt, but let's be real, I'm not going to be checking under the bed for accessibility features.
- CCTV in common areas & outside property: Okay, safety first! Always a good sign. Makes me feel a little less like I’m wandering around in a horror movie.
Rooms & Amenities - My Sanctuary (Kind Of)
Let's talk about the rooms. This is where things get…interesting.
- Available in all rooms: This is quite a list, including air conditioning, alarm clock, bathrobes, bathroom phone (seriously, who uses those anymore?!), bathtub, blackout curtains–thank GOD, because Detroit can be bright–carpeting (a little dated, but comfortable), closet, coffee/tea maker (BLESS!), complimentary tea (score!), daily housekeeping, desk, extra long bed, free bottled water, hair dryer, high floor (mine wasn't THAT high, but still nice), in-room safe box, internet access – LAN, internet access – wireless, ironing facilities, laptop workspace, linens, mini bar (stocked with…stuff), mirror, non-smoking (thank you, heavens!), on-demand movies, private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, satellite/cable channels, scale, seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers, smoke detector, socket near the bed (a MUST!), sofa, soundproofing, telephone (again, who?!), toiletries, towels, umbrella, visual alarm, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], and window that opens. Phew. That's a lot!
- Internet Access (the good, the bad, and the "why is this still a thing?")
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise be! This is a life-saver for a digital nomad like myself. Worked surprisingly well in my room.
- Internet [LAN]: Seriously?! LAN? In THIS day and age?! I mean, I guess it's there if you're into dial-up modem nostalgia, but I stuck with the Wi-Fi.
- Wi-Fi for special events: This makes sense, but I didn't attend any special events, so…untested.
- Seriously, the coffee/tea maker saved my sanity. I’m a monster before coffee. A HUGE, hairy monster.
- Okay, the daily housekeeping was a HUGE relief, but sometimes it felt… rushed? Like, my bed wasn’t perfectly made, but hey, who am I to judge?
Food, Glorious Food - Navigating the Dining Scene (and the Occasional Hangry Crisis)
This is where things get interesting, folks. And potential landmines.
- Restaurants: They have them! Plural! I saw a few, but they were… well, they were there. I did not sample them all.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Okay, the breakfast was… a buffet. Not the BEST buffet, but a buffet nonetheless! Adequate, with your standard continental fare. The highlight was definitely the… wait for it… tiny little bagels. And the almost-stale croissants. My expectations are low, always.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Yeah. You got your coffee.
- Room service [24-hour]: This is a lifesaver when you’re nursing a late-night craving for… well, whatever they offer. I didn't try it. My self-control is a disaster.
- Snack bar: I saw a snack bar, filled with… questionable choices. Pass.
- Alternative meal arrangement: They said they offered it, but I didn't delve into the specifics.
- Buffet in restaurant: See above.
- Breakfast service: Yep.
- Essential condiments: They had the staples.
- Bottle of water: ALWAYS a plus!
- Desserts in restaurant: I suspect there were desserts. I didn't look.
- Room service [24-hour]: Thank goodness! Sometimes you need a late-night pizza to soothe your soul.
Cleanliness and Safety - Dodging the Germs (and the occasional existential crisis)
Alright, COVID times, let's talk about how well Roseville Suites handles the germy stuff.
- Cleanliness: Generally, the rooms seemed clean. Nothing super dirty, nothing screaming biohazard.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: They said they used them. I didn’t see them, but again, giving them benefit of the doubt.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Good! I did see staff wiping things down.
- Hand sanitizer: Dispensers everywhere. Comforting, but also a constant reminder of the pandemic.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Yep, they confirmed it.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: This is important.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: They seemed to be following protocol.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: They attempted this, but things get a little crowded at the breakfast buffet.
- Safety/security feature: The rooms had locks, and I felt relatively safe.
- Smoke alarms: Check.
- Fire extinguisher: Good to have.
- CCTV in common areas: Comforting.
Wellness & Things to Do - Can You Actually Relax Here?
This is where things get… a bit sparse.
- Fitness center: They claim to have one. I may or may not have ventured towards it. Let's just say my definition of "fitness" in an extended stay is walking to the vending machine. I can't confirm or deny if the fitness center offered, say, Sauna, Steamroom, or a Swimming pool because… I… didn't look.
- Massage, Spa, Spa/sauna: Didn't see any of those. So, if you're looking for a pampering experience, maybe look elsewhere.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: There might have been a pool, but I’m not sure. I didn’t see it.
- Things to do: Detroit has a ton of things to do – museums, music venues, you name it! Roseville Suites is well-located for exploring the city, but the hotel itself isn't exactly a destination.
Services & Conveniences - The Little Things That Matter (Or Annoy)
- Concierge: They had one. I didn’t need to use them.
- Convenience store: Yep, a tiny one. Perfect for emergency snacks (or another bottle of water).
- Cash withdrawal: YES! Handy.
- Laundry service: They have it, which is critical for longer stays.
- Dry cleaning: Also there.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: Free parking is ALWAYS a win.
- Business facilities: Didn't use, but they appeared adequate.
- Doorman: Nope, not a doorman in sight.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: If you need to host a seminar, they have the space!
- Air conditioning in public area: Indeed.
- Luggage storage: Essential!
The Verdict - The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (and Maybe a Little Undeniably Okay)
So, is Roseville Suites the "BEST Extended Stay"? Probably not. Is it terrible? Nah. Is it… fine? Yes.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to get the unvarnished truth about a trip to Roseville, Michigan, with a layover at the Extended Stay America Select Suites. Prepare for a hot mess of a travel itinerary, filled with more twists and turns than a bowl of spaghetti thrown against a wall. This is real life, folks. Embrace the chaos.
The Roseville Rumble: A Mostly Unplanned Adventure
Day 1: The Great Escape (and the Questionable Mattress)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up, bleary-eyed and regretting all life choices that led me here. Seriously, who thought Roseville was a good idea? (Spoiler alert: It wasn't my idea. Let's blame Brenda. Brenda always has the ideas).
- 7:30 AM: Drag myself out of bed, fighting the urge to simply return to the blissful embrace of the questionable mattress at the Extended Stay. It's not the fanciest, let's put it that way. I vaguely remember an impression of a previous guest.
- 8:00 AM: Attempt to make coffee with the hotel's "complimentary" (read: weak) brew. Fail miserably. The coffee maker is sputtering and threatening to explode. My attempts to fix it results in a loud, almost-explosive, gurgling noise and a strong urge to switch to a tea.
- 8:30 AM: Decide that the best course of action is to hit up the local diner. Gotta fuel this engine somehow. And I'm already regretting not packing more snacks.
- 9:00 AM: Arrive at [Insert Random Diner Name Here]. Ordered ALL the carbs. Eggs, toast, a pancake the size of my face – the works. Talked to the waitress, whom I immediately befriended. Turns out, she's seen it all. And had some pretty hilarious stories about Roseville. I'm slowly starting to appreciate the grit.
- 10:30 AM: Wander aimlessly. This is a vital part of my travel planning strategy. Discover a charming little antique store. It's a treasure trove of forgotten things, and I leave with a chipped teacup that cost me three bucks. (That's my splurge for the trip)
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a pizza place called "Mama Mia's." It smelled divine, and I think Mama Mia herself was running the place. The pizza was so greasy, so cheesy, so perfect, it made me briefly question everything I've ever believed about pizza. I order another slice to go, obviously.
- 2:00 PM: Back to the Extended Stay. Nap time. I can't fight it anymore. Resist the urge to sleep on the hard mattress, I must…
- 4:00 PM: Attempt to explore the nearby area. Drive down Gratiot Avenue, get hopelessly lost at a traffic-filled intersection. I curse Brenda under my breath.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Back to the diner. Because comfort food. We reminisce about our day, me and the waitress. She introduces me to the cook, who tells me I look "peaky."
- 7:00 PM: Back to the room. Attempt to watch TV. Channel surfing, finally stop at a Law and Order marathon.
- 9:00 PM: Wonder if I have enough snacks to get me through the night. Start counting.
- 10:00 PM: Lights out. Pray for a better mattress tomorrow.
Day 2: The Detroit Downtown Dash (and the Existential Dread)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up feeling… well, not great. But hey, at least the coffee maker didn't blow up.
- 8:00 AM: Abandon the idea of breakfast at the hotel. Scrounge in my bag for that slightly-squashed granola bar I brought.
- 9:00 AM: Embark on a mission: Detroit! Brenda, bless her heart (and curse her at the same time), wanted to see some art and history. So, Detroit it is.
- 9:30 AM: The Drive. The traffic. The potholes. Detroit, you are… intense. I take it slow, trying to channel zen.
- 10:30 AM: Explore the Detroit Institute of Arts. Wow. Just wow. Seriously, I'm not even an "art person," but the sheer scope of the place blew my mind. The Diego Rivera murals? Absolutely stunning. I spent way too long staring at them, feeling this overwhelming sense of smallness and wonder. (And a growing suspicion that I’m not cultured enough.)
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. Find a little hole-in-the-wall place near the museum. Best soup I've had in ages.
- 2:00 PM: Explore the Henry Ford Museum of American Innovation. This place is HUGE. We're talking cars, planes, trains, you name it. It's like a giant playground for grown-ups. I get lost in the history. I feel the weight of the past and wonder if I'm contributing to the future.
- 4:00 PM: Visit the Motown Museum. My inner child is squealing. The place is overflowing with history. Seeing the original Hitsville USA studio is a pilgrimage for any music lover. I almost cried. I hummed my heart out with some of the tour guides.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. I found a really good dive bar with a jukebox.
- 7:30 PM: Back to Roseville. More potholes. More traffic.
- 9:00 PM: Question if I'm a horrible person.
- 10:00 PM: Back to the Extended Stay. Bedtime. Sigh.
Day 3: The Roseville Farewell (and the Existential Crisis)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Slightly less terrible.
- 8:00 AM: Re-evaluate my life choices. Was Roseville really worth it? The mattress? Brenda? The diner? Deep breaths.
- 8:30 AM: Decide to enjoy one last diner breakfast. Scramble eggs.
- 9:30 AM: Start packing. Regret everything I brought.
- 10:00 AM: Check out. Promise myself I'll never stay at a hotel with that level of mediocrity again.
- 10:30 AM: A final, mournful glance at Roseville.
- 11:00 AM: Driving back.
- 12:00 PM: Contemplate the meaning of life.
- 1:00 PM: Feel a sense of accomplishment.
- 2:00 PM: End.
- 3:00 PM: Arrive back home. Start planning my next adventure, despite myself.
Important Notes:
- Transportation: I rented a car. You might want to consider public transport, but honestly, navigating Roseville without a car feels like a special kind of hell.
- Food: Embrace the dive bars and diners. They're where the real stories are.
- The Mattress: Be prepared. Bring your own pillow. And maybe a hazmat suit, just in case.
- Brenda: She's an acquired taste.
- Overall: Be prepared for a trip that's less about perfect Instagram photos and more about the gritty, messy, hilarious reality of travel. Roseville might not be the most glamorous destination, but it has a certain charm. And hey, at least you'll have stories to tell.
Okay, spill the beans already! Is Roseville Suites in Detroit even *worth* it for an extended stay? Like, REALLY?
Look, "worth it" is relative, right? My friend, bless her heart, considers a ramen packet a gourmet meal. *I* need something a little more… substantial. So, is Roseville Suites the Ritz? Absolutely not. Reminds me of a weird uncle’s basement apartment – a little…lived-in. But for the price and the location, it’s a HUGE yes from me. I mean, I needed a place while I was bouncing between houses after a ridiculous roommate situation (don't even get me started on the interpretive dance phase), and it was a lifesaver. You can't beat that price for the location
What's the deal with the location? Convenient? Or "conveniently located next to a 24-hour donut shop that's also a black market arms dealer"?
Okay, the donut shop/arms dealer combo is *probably* an exaggeration (hopefully!). The location is solid. I was able to drive to the city for any event! It's near everything. You're not stranded in the middle of nowhere. There's also a decent grocery store nearby. The only issue, and this is a small one, is the potholes. Seriously, Detroit potholes are legendary and the road leading up to Roseville Suites is no exception. Prepare to feel your car's suspension crying out in agony.
The rooms... Are they actually… habitable? Like, can you breathe in them? And is cleanliness a thing?
Okay, let's be honest. "Hotel Clean" and "Extended Stay Clean" are two *very* different levels of clean. I think my tolerance for germs has skyrocketed since I moved to Detroit. You can definitely breathe in the rooms. Now, the cleanliness? It's adequate. My room wasn't exactly sparkling - I swear I saw a dust bunny the size of a small dog at one point - but it was manageable. And when you're paying what you're paying, you kind of learn to embrace the "lived-in" vibe. I'd bring some Lysol wipes, just to be safe. And that tiny squeak from under the fridge? Ignore it. Probably just the ghosts of past guests.
What about the amenities? Do they even *have* any? Like, a fridge? a microwave? or just a hope and a prayer?
Alright, this is where Roseville Suites actually shines, for its price range. Fridge? Yep. Microwave? You betcha. A teeny tiny kitchenette? Absolutely. It was perfect for keeping my frozen pizzas and microwave burritos on hand - the essentials, you know? And bonus points for the surprisingly decent WiFi. I’m a writer, so I was RELYING on that connection to get my work done, so it was a major win. The laundry room? Well, let’s just say it's a shared experience. Don't be surprised to find someone's socks chilling in the dryer. But at least it's there, you know?
The neighborhood… Is it… safe? Should I be worried about… things?
Okay, this is a tricky one. Detroit neighborhoods are… diverse, shall we say? I never felt *unsafe* specifically at Roseville Suites itself. But it's a good idea to be aware of your surroundings. Don’t wander around alone at night blabbing on your phone. Lock your car doors. Standard city precautions, basically. I mean, I saw a guy in a full Santa suit walking his chihuahua one evening, so... things are interesting.
Tell me about the staff! Are they friendly? Helpful? Or do they secretly want to eat my soul?
Honestly? The staff were a highlight! They were all so friendly and helpful. I was always greeted with a smile. I'm terrible with names, but there was one woman, I think her name was Denise, who was just an absolute angel. She always remembered my name and would ask about my writing. That little bit of warmth and friendliness made a HUGE difference, especially during what was a difficult time for me. It absolutely went above and beyond what I expected to happen.
Okay, spill the tea! Any MAJOR drawbacks? Anything that made you want to run screaming?
Okay, here’s the truly messy part. The… clientele? This is a tricky one. Lots of people were working, some were in-between places, some… were… well, let's just say the definition of "extended stay" varied wildly. There were some loud late-night conversations in the hallways, that was a problem. And yeah, the walls are thin. You’ll hear *everything*. I once thought I heard a karaoke session emanating from the room next door. But here’s what was also a positive, and I would have to add to the pros list: I bonded with some amazing people! We sat out on the patio and shared stories, frustrations, and maybe a few cigarettes (don't judge, it was a stressful time!). So it was bad, but also kind of…good? It was all a very Detroit experience.
Oh, and one more thing: the elevator. Prepare to wait. A LONG time. Or just use the stairs. Your legs will thank you. Or curse you. One of the two.
Oh, and one more thing: the elevator. Prepare to wait. A LONG time. Or just use the stairs. Your legs will thank you. Or curse you. One of the two.
Final Verdict: Would you recommend Roseville Suites?
Listen, if you're expecting a luxury hotel, you're looking in the totally wrong spot. But if you need an affordable, reasonably located place to crash for a while, Roseville Suites is a solid choice. It's got its flaws – oh, does it ever! – but it's also got its own weird, quirky charm. And honestly, when you're in a tough spot, a little charm goes a long way.
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