Baltimore Inner Harbor Getaway: Fairfield Inn & Suites Luxury!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Baltimore Inner Harbor Getaway: Fairfield Inn & Suites Luxury! It’s not just a hotel review, it's a rollercoaster of feelings, a symphony of mild frustrations, and a whole lot of… well, let’s just say I’m not afraid to tell you exactly how it went.
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Accessibility & Oh, the "Almost" Moments:
Okay, let's get this out of the way first. The Fairfield claims to be accessible. And, look, they try. But the word "Luxury" in the title might be a slight over exaggeration for a hotel with accessibility in mind. The elevator's there, which is HUGE. The lobby is spacious enough to navigate. But, and this is a big BUT, the details… the details are where it stumbles.
- Wheelchair Accessible: Yes and no. The lobby, yes. The rooms… again, mostly. We had friends over for some after-hours drinks, and boy, they were not impressed at the "Luxury" level. The accessible rooms have grab bars (woohoo!), but the maneuvering space around the bed was TIGHT. And the shower felt… clinical. Like a hospital room. The hotel might want to check the latest ADA standards!
- The Devil's in the Details: The doors were sometimes heavy and difficult to open. One of the friends' wheelchairs got stuck in the restroom for a minute! The "accessible" parking spots? Always filled with non-disabled vehicles. Seriously, people, do you read the signs?!
On-Site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Nope. We didn't find any.
Cleanliness & Safety – Because, You Know, 2024:
Alright, I gotta give them props here. The Fairfield seems to be trying hard. They had hand sanitizer stations everywhere.
- COVID-19 Safety: The staff (bless their hearts) were masked up. There was a lot of disinfecting going on. They use something called "anti-viral cleaning products," presumably, it's not just Lysol. The rooms sanitized between stays, and they let you opt-out of room cleaning if you're feeling paranoid (amen to that!).
- The Little Things Count: Individually wrapped food options at breakfast were appreciated. They removed shared stationery (thank you, less shared germs!). The breakfast buffet was pretty much non-existent.
- The Skeptic in Me: There's always a bit of doubt, right? You see them cleaning… but are they really cleaning everything? I'm still side-eyeing that elevator button panel.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Where My Stomach Led the Charge:
Breakfast. Oh, breakfast. Let's just say my expectations were higher. It was the typical "hotel breakfast" experience, and the "Luxury" title should come with a caveat here.
Breakfast Buffet, Minus the Buffet: They call it a buffet, but in reality, it's a few lukewarm trays of items behind a counter. The "Asian Breakfast" consisted of… I have no idea, I didn't try it.
Coffee Shop: A sad little corner of the lobby. The coffee was adequate, not soul-stirring.
Room Service: I think they had it advertised, but given that there was no menu in the room, I didn't bother to ask.
Restaurants, Bars, & Bliss: None in the hotel. You're in the Inner Harbor, so you're surrounded by options. (More on that later.)
The Good: They did have coffee and tea at the front desk 24/7. God bless them.
The Bad: If there are no actual hotel restaurants, all other facilities are not available.
Services and Conveniences – The Stuff That Makes or Breaks a Stay:
This is where the Fairfield kind of redeemed itself. The staff were genuinely nice, which goes a long way.
- Front Desk: 24-hour service? Check. Friendly staff? Mostly, check. They tried their best.
- Internet Access: Thank God for Wi-Fi because the LAN was more or less outdated. Free Wi-Fi everywhere! Woo!
- Other Perks: Laundry service, Luggage storage, Daily housekeeping (though sometimes a little too early), a convenience store with overpriced snacks (surprise!).
- The Annoyances: The elevators are slow. Very slow. And one time, they were broken. The gift shop contained a rather questionable selection. The currency exchange was unavailable.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax – The Reason We Came (Sort Of):
Okay, let's be honest, the hotel itself wasn’t the main event. It was the Inner Harbor!
- Couch-Potatoes Welcome: There's a fitness center. And a swimming pool (outdoor). We had friends with us so we did not have time to enjoy them.
- The Inner Harbor's the Thing: You're steps away from everything! The Aquarium, the Science Center, the shops, the restaurants (thank God!). The location is top-notch.
- The Spa/Sauna/Body Scrub That Wasn't: I couldn’t find it! There’s a lot of "Spa" mentioning, and a "Luxury" title, yet, I am not sure if they actually have any of those things. Maybe I didn’t look hard enough.
For the Kids – Family-Friendly or Not?
- Babysitting Service: Nah.
- Family/Child Friendly: In general, yes. The location is great for families. But the hotel itself… depends on your definition of "family-friendly."
Available in All Rooms – The Nitty Gritty:
Let's run through the room itself.
- The Good: Air conditioning, alarm clock, coffee maker, free Wi-Fi, a mini-bar.
- The "Meh": The bathroom was fine, but nothing special. The TV was small. No USB ports by the bed (common!).
- The Random: The "extra long bed" was appreciated. The blackout curtains were a lifesaver. There was a closet. Overall, a mixed bag of emotions.
Emotional Verdict:
Look, the Fairfield Inn & Suites at Baltimore's Inner Harbor? It's… fine. It's a perfectly okay hotel. But the "Luxury" tag? Push the break button. Don't go expecting the Ritz. It's a good jumping-off point for exploring the Inner Harbor. The location is fantastic. The staff are pleasant enough. But you might want to lower those expectations a tad, especially when it comes to accessibility. Is it terrible? No. Would I stay there again? Probably. Would I rave about it? Definitely not. I’ve learned there are no perfect hotels, and a fair amount of disappointment is to be expected these days.
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Alright, here's a messy, opinionated, and hopefully funny itinerary for a stay at the Fairfield Inn & Suites Baltimore Downtown/Inner Harbor, Maryland. Buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned vacation!
Day 1: Arrival, Inner Harbor Frenzy, and the Dreaded Parking Garage
- 14:00 - Arrival & Check-In - Fairfield Inn & Suites: Okay, first things first: the actual getting there. Flying in from who-knows-where, which I've already mostly forgotten. I'm ALWAYS a nervous flyer, by the way. And the baggage claim? Pure chaos. But hey, we made it in one piece! Finally at the Hotel. Okay, let's get this show on the road. Check-in smoothly? Probably not. I always forget something. Like, maybe my ID. Pray for me. Hopefully, the room smells okay. I'm ridiculously picky about that. Bonus points if there's a good view, like one of the harbor.
- 15:00 - The Inner Harbor Shuffle: Alright, let's hit the Inner Harbor! First impressions? Tourist central, which is fine, right? I'm a tourist, so I don't judge… much. The water smells surprisingly decent. I expected old fish and sadness, and I'm pleased to be wrong. I'm already overwhelmed by the sheer number of restaurants and shops!
- 16:00 - Harborplace Shopping Spree (or Attempt Thereof): Okay, let's see if I can avoid the tourist traps at Harborplace shopping. I have not met a souvenir shop I didn't want to hate. Walking around, I'm getting that weird claustrophobic feeling. This is why I prefer nature!
- 17:00 - Pre-Dinner Apprehension: I swear choosing restaurants is harder than brain surgery. I'm paralyzed by the number of choices! I'm starving! Maybe walk around and see what looks good. Something low-key, I think. Nothing too fancy. Unless…
- 18:00 - Dinner at Phillips Seafood (or Alternative of Choice): Alright, I need a beer and a decent dinner. Considering Phillips, it's iconic… probably overpriced. But I'm here, might as well… Or maybe something a little more local? Let's be real, I'll procrastinate until I'm HANGRY and make a rash decision.
- 19:30 - Parking Garage Panic (and The Quest for the Car): The parking garage. Oh, the parking garage. I swear, it's a labyrinth designed to extract maximum pain from tourists. This is the part I hate the most. I'll probably forget where I parked. Find the keys and pray.
- 21:00 - Hotel Chill & Maybe Some TV: Back to the safety of the hotel! If I'm not too exhausted, maybe I'll watch TV and order some room service. And by "maybe," I mean I'll probably fall asleep instantly.
Day 2: History, Culture, and Crab Cakes (Oh, Glorious Crab Cakes!)
- 09:00 - Wake Up (If I Can): Ugh. Hotel beds are either wonderful or torture devices. Hopefully, I'm feeling revived, or at least not too hangry. Coffee, coffee, coffee! Gotta find the in-room coffee. If not, I'm dragging myself down to the lobby.
- 10:00 - Historic Exploration: The American Visionary Art Museum: I'm a sucker for weird art. This looks promising! I hope it's not too crowded. I have a low tolerance for crowds. Prepare for a mental overload.
- 12:00 - Lunch - Local Dive: Forget those tourist traps! I want to try some REAL Baltimore food. I'm thinking a classic diner or something with serious local cred. Any suggestions? I'm open to suggestions, except that I may have a gluten problem, or not! LOL.
- 13:00 - Fort McHenry - The Star-Spangled Banner: Sigh. I'm not a huge history buff, but I have to. It seems important. More importantly, I hope it's pretty. Pray for good weather, otherwise, I want to skip it. I will be sure to soak in the historic atmosphere.
- 15:00 - Fells Point Stroll & Quirky Shop Exploration: Fells Point looks cute! I'm hoping to find some independent shops and something unique. I can waste hours in cute little shops.
- 17:00 - The Crab Cake Mission: Alright, it's the moment of truth. Crab cakes are essential. They're the reason I came! But where to go? Oh the decisions! I've been told to try a place. I'm praying it's not a letdown. I'm expecting a good crab cake. Maybe the best crab cake I've ever had. Don't let me down, Baltimore!
- 19:00 - Dinner - The Crab Cake (Part 2?): I will not rest until I eat my weight in crab cakes. If I haven't found a crab cake I love yet, I will keep trying.
- 20:30 - Late Night Walk & Harbor Views (or Maybe Just a Bed): Maybe a quick walk around the harbor at night if I have the energy. Or maybe, just maybe, I'll just go crash in that nice, comfy bed.
Day 3: The Goodbye Blues and the Drive Home (or Flight, or Whatever)
- 09:00 - Last Hotel Breakfast & Packing Tears: The dreaded packing. The end is near. I hate leaving. Maybe I'll spend a little more time in the hotel, soaking it all in.
- 10:00 - Check Out & Final Harbor Gaze: Last view of the harbor. A tear or two might be shed. Or, maybe I'll just be ready to go home. Depends on how much I liked it.
- 11:00 - Gift Shop Panic (If I Forgot): Oops. Forgot to buy gifts! Back to the gift shop, then, I suppose. Please let there be something unique.
- 12:00 - The Long Goodbye (and the Drive Home): The dreaded journey home begins. Let's hope I don't hit traffic. Or, I'm still here.
- (Throughout) Random Ramblings: Oh, I'll probably have tons of random thoughts and observations that I'll be too lazy to write down. But trust me, they're there. Like, how is traffic in the city? (Terrible). How many seagulls do I see? (Too many).
- Final Thoughts: Okay, Baltimore! It's been real. I sure hope I have a good time. Now let's go!
And that, my friends, is my incredibly messy and entirely subjective itinerary. Remember, flexibility is key. Embrace the chaos. And most importantly, don't forget to have fun!
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Okay, so... Fairfield Inn & Suites *Luxury* in the Inner Harbor? Seriously? I'm picturing a slightly upgraded Motel 6. Is it… actually nice?
Alright, alright, hold on. "Luxury"? Yeah, that's maybe a *slight* embellishment. Let's call it... comfortably modern. Look, my expectations were low, REALLY low. I'm picturing the same, you know? Sticky carpet, questionable continental breakfast… But honestly? It wasn't terrible. The lobby was clean, the staff seemed genuinely happy (which is a win!), and the room was… well, it was clean. And the bed? Okay, the bed was actually pretty good. I think I’m easily swayed. After a long drive, anything above "asphalt" is practically a palace. So, no, it's not a Four Seasons. But no, it's not a roach motel either. Think… a slightly upscale, dependable kind of place. Worth the price? We'll get to that later.
The location! Inner Harbor – is it even worth it? Feels touristy, crowded, you know?
Ugh, the Inner Harbor. Yeah, tourist trap city, I get it. My inner cynic was SCREAMING. "You're going to stand in line for steamed crabs with a hundred other people!" And, okay, I did. (More on that later, because the crabs *were* good). But you know what? Being *right there*… it's actually convenient. We walked everywhere! The Ripley's Believe It or Not was literally across the road. The Aquarium? Five minutes. And look, yeah, it's crowded. Especially on weekends. But there's this *energy*. Street performers, the water taxis zipping around… it's… lively. Maybe a little overwhelming, but hey, Baltimore's got a pulse, and you FEEL it there. It really depends on what you’re after. If you're aiming for a zen retreat, probably not. If you want easy access to the main attractions and don't mind a little hustle and bustle? It's a win. Just… be prepared for a lot of selfie sticks. So. Many. Selfie. Sticks.
Let's talk about the breakfast... is it the same tired, sad continental breakfast of every other chain hotel on Earth?
Oh, the breakfast. This. Is. Critical. Look, I went in expecting stale bagels and watery orange juice. And… well, there were bagels. And orange juice. (And let’s be honest, I ate both.) But, it was better than I anticipated. They had… wait for it… *a waffle maker*. Not just the sad, pre-made waffles, either. A proper waffle maker. And I went HAM. Seriously. I may or may not have eaten three waffles. With butter. And syrup. (Okay, I did. Don't judge!). There was also some kind of scrambled egg situation (I’m always skeptical of hotel eggs), and they had a decent variety of cereals. Is it gourmet? Absolutely not. But it filled a hole, fueled the day, and the waffle maker? That was a game changer. Waffle game: Strong. Breakfast Score: Passable.
Parking! Is parking a complete nightmare and will it cost me my firstborn child?
Okay, parking. This is where things get a little… bumpy. The hotel has its own parking garage, which is convenient, but… and this is a big BUT… it's pricey. Like, eye-watering pricey. I think I paid somewhere around $35 a night. Ouch. There might be cheaper options nearby, but I didn't want to deal with the hassle of hunting for a spot, especially after a long drive. So, I bit the bullet. It’s the price of convenience, I guess. Just factor that cost into your budget. And try not to think about it too much. It stings. Believe me, it stings. My advice? Look for deals online beforehand, but be prepared to pay. Park and walk, it's a lot easier when you're in the moment.
What about the room itself? Cleanliness? Comfort? Did you find anything… unexpected?
The room… okay, the room was generally good. Clean, as I mentioned earlier. The bed was comfortable, which is HUGE. I slept like a log. The bathroom was… well, it was a bathroom. It had a shower, a toilet, and a sink. No unexpected surprises there, thankfully. I'm happy with the bathroom. The air conditioner worked, which is essential in the summer. There was a desk, which was handy for, you know, pretending to work (I didn't really). Oh! And there was a coffee maker. Lifesaver. So overall? Perfectly fine. Nothing to write home about, but also, nothing to complain about. Except maybe the view… It was… of another building. But hey, I wasn't there for the view, right? Just the waffles.
Okay, spill the tea! What was the *best* part of your stay?
Alright, the BEST part? Okay, I’m going to double down on a single experience because it was THAT good. The best part was… the crabs. Hear me out. Forget the hotel, forget the parking, forget the selfie sticks. We went to Phillips Seafood. I'll never forget the messy, joyful, crab-feasting experience. I’m not even a huge crab person. But in Baltimore? You have to. The waiter brought out a pile of crabs – steamed, seasoned perfectly, and so, SO juicy. We got the "all-you-can-eat" option. My hands were covered in Old Bay seasoning, my face was smeared with butter, and I was in HEAVEN. It was pure, unadulterated joy. Cracking those shells, digging out the meat… it was a primal, messy, and utterly satisfying experience. We were there for *hours*. I think I gained five pounds. Worth. Every. Single. Bite. Seriously, if you go to Baltimore, you HAVE to have the crabs. Forget the fancy museums, forget the… well, everything. Just get the crabs. That's *the* Baltimore experience and it's worth every penny, every messy finger, every calorie. Pure. Bliss.
And the worst? Anything that made you want to scream?
Okay… what made me want to scream? Besides the parking price, of course… The walls. The walls were a little thin. I could hear… everything. The person in the next room coughing, the kids running down the hall, someone's phone constantly buzzing. Let’s just say I invested in some earplugs. And maybe, just maybe, that slightly-too-firm pillow situation. I had to add an extra pillow. It wasn't a dealbreaker, but I would’ve been happier without the thin walls. I like my sleep, and I take it *very* seriously.
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