
Luxury Las Vegas Skylofts: Unbelievable MGM Grand Suites Await!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This is gonna be a messy, honest, and hopefully hilarious deep dive into this hotel. I’m diving headfirst into this review, and frankly, I'm a little scared… but also excited. Let's do this. No sugarcoating. No pretty words. Just the raw, unfiltered truth.
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Alright, Let's Get Started!
Arrival & First Impressions: A Little Bit Chaotic, Just Like Life
Pulling up… well, the valet parking was, shall we say, “enthusiastic.” The guy practically wrestled the keys out of my hand, which, honestly, felt a bit much. Then, chaos. Beautiful, chaotic, hotel chaos. The lobby! It was… something. Lavish, I guess? Think a slightly overgrown tropical garden had been transplanted into a modern, minimalist space. Not my usual aesthetic, but hey, I’m open-minded. And the smell… a blend of expensive perfume and, I swear, a hint of freshly mown grass. Weird, but strangely comforting.
Accessibility: The Real Deal (and a Few Hiccups)
Okay, this is important. Wheelchair accessible? They say they are. And, for the most part, they are. Elevator access was plentiful, which is HUGE. Wide doorways? Check. Ramps? Mostly. The facilities for disabled guests were… present. But and this is a BIG but - the route to the Pool with View was a bit of a labyrinth. A couple of tight turns, a slightly awkward incline. Made me wonder if they’d actually tried it with a wheelchair. Still, overall, better than plenty of places I've been. I am glad, honestly.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges and accessibility in general: I did not have problems.
The Room: Wi-Fi, Wake-Up Calls, and the Eternal Struggle of the Light Switch
My room! Ah, the room. First things first – Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (Thank God!) Actually, beyond relief, like a complete and utter requirement. It worked well, too. I checked, re-checked. I worked. And worked. I am a fan.
The Air conditioning was a life saver. The Blackout curtains were glorious. Like a tomb, in the best way. I slept. But the Wake-up service? Don’t even get me started. I set it for… well, let’s just say a respectable hour to start this review. Didn’t happen. Thankfully, the alarm on my phone is more reliable.
Alarm clock was present, and I can only assume it must look pretty good.
The room itself was… well-appointed. Air conditioning, Bathrobes, Bathtub, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. So much stuff.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Pandemic Edition
Alright. Let's get real. I have to be honest. I was stressed. Still am. (Pandemic, you know?). So, the Anti-viral cleaning products being used were a good start. Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere (bless!), and staff trained in safety protocol were all reassuring. Rooms sanitized between stays? Supposedly. They even offered Room sanitization opt-out available, which I thought was a nice touch, albeit a weird one.
The whole vibe was definitely geared towards safety. But, and it's a small thing, the lack of a proper sanitization sticker on doors, or some sort of reassurance that my room had been, you know, actually sanitized – that's an improvement I would suggest to the hotel.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food (and a Few Misses)
Okay, the food. Where to begin?
- Breakfast [buffet] – Oh, the breakfast buffet. Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Restaurants, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant. The spread was… vast. So. Many. Options. I tried the Asian breakfast (amazing!), grabbed the Coffee/tea in restaurant (needed!), and sampled the Desserts in restaurant (a bit too sweet for my taste). The Buffet in restaurant? So much food I couldn't try everything.
The Imperfect Anecdote: I ordered room service a few hours later, and the Room service [24-hour] wasn't the best, I'm afraid. The soup arrived lukewarm, and… well, let's just say it wasn't the culinary highlight of my trip. I didn’t complain, because, frankly, I was too lazy to. But the Bottle of water they did kindly leave in my room? Always a good thing.
Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreams and Fitness Center Follies
Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]. Okay, so the spa was… divine. Seriously. I could probably live in the Sauna or Steamroom. Had a fantastic Massage, and the view from the Pool with view was… well, you get the picture. Absolutely worth it. The Swimming pool [outdoor] experience was great.
The Fitness center, on the other hand… a little less impressive. The equipment was a bit… dated. And the TV situation… well, let's just say I ended up mostly staring at the wall. I do not get the point of an out-of-date gym.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the "Huh?"
- Air conditioning in public area: Essential! And it worked.
- Business facilities: Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center. The Concierge was helpful, but a bit… overbearing? Like, constantly trying to sell me things. The Contactless check-in/out was a godsend. Easy peasy. I did appreciate the Convenience store, too.
The Quirky Observation: The Shrine. Yes. A shrine. Right in the middle of the hallway. Not quite sure what to make of that. I mean, it’s fine. Just unexpected. But it showed the attention to detail of the hotel.
For the Kids: Not My Department (But They Seemed Happy!)
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids meal, Kids facilities. I’m not a parent, so I'm not the best judge. But there were a ton of kids. They seemed happy. So, that's a good sign, right?
Getting Around: Airport Transfer, Bicycle Parking, and the Mystical Taxi
Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking. I did not need the airport transfer, I drove. Bicycle parking was available. Parking was free-ish. And the Taxi service? Well, getting a taxi felt like summoning a unicorn. Eventually,
Escape to Mankato: Your Dream Stay Awaits at Days Inn!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is… my Vegas escapade, and it's gonna be a glorious, messy, champagne-soaked disaster – in the best possible way, of course. We're talking SKYLOFTS at MGM Grand, baby! Prepare for the rollercoaster.
Day 1: Arrival & Utter Glorification (Plus a Side of Panic)
1:00 PM (ish): Touchdown at McCarran! The moment the Vegas heat slaps you in the face? Pure magic. Except, wait, did I pack my sunscreen? Ugh, I always forget something. This is gonna be a theme, I can already feel it. Flight was a bit bumpy, think I’m gonna need a stiff drink.
1:30 PM - 2:00 PM: Uber to MGM Grand. OMG, the curb appeal. The sheer audacity of the place! I mean, lions and gold everywhere, and not in a tacky way. And then, the SKYLOFTS elevators. They're like, the VIP gatekeepers. I’m already feeling like a celebrity.
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Check-in/Settle In. Okay, so here's the thing: I'm not used to this level of luxury. Walked into the Loft (I got the corner suite, by the way… just casually dropping that information), and my jaw dropped. Floor-to-ceiling windows, a view that could melt glaciers, and a bathroom bigger than my entire apartment back home. Bathroom goals, people. But… where's the coffee maker? Seriously? Rookie mistake. I need caffeine, stat.
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Room exploration/ Freak Out. I poked around in the lofts, the soaking tub, the view, the closet bigger than my bedroom. I decided to try out the Jacuzzi. It was AMAZING at first. But then I felt like I was drowning! The bubbles came on too fast and I could barely see. I jumped out in a hurry.
4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Champagne & Regret. Fine, the mini-bar to the rescue. Popped a bottle of bubbly. Let's just say, my inner monologue starts to get a bit… chatty. I'm talking about my life, my bad choices, the fact that I’m wearing the wrong shoes… all the important stuff.
5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: The Casino Crawl. Okay, time to hit the casino! Walked past the slots, the poker tables, the high-roller area (which, let's be honest, seemed terrifying), and settled on the roulette wheel. Lost $50 in about ten minutes. Oops. More champagne? Sure, why not! Met this guy at the bar who swore he had a "system." He didn't. But we had a good laugh while losing more money. He even bought me a drink!
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner at Joël Robuchon (if I can get a reservation). Okay, this is the big one. Everyone raves about Robuchon. Fingers crossed I can get a table, and even if I do, I'm not exactly sure what I'll order after my gambling blunder. Also, I'm probably not gonna keep it together; I'll probably be awkward and spill something on my fancy dress.
9:00 PM - Beyond: Post-Dinner Wallowing… er, Partying. If Robuchon's a no-go, backup plan is likely some overly priced burger at a sports bar. Either way, I’ll probably try to find some live music or a show. Maybe try to make some real friends. By midnight, I’ll be either ecstatic or crying in the bathroom. Vegas, baby!
Day 2: Culture & Conundrums (And Possibly More Wallowing)
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Breakfast in the room. Okay, finally figured out how to order room service, and the eggs benedict is pure perfection. And the coffee? Thank God.
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Pool Time with a side of existential dread. The MGM Grand pool area is a whole vibe. I’m gonna claim a cabana, slather myself in sunscreen (finally remembered!), and try to relax. This is the plan, anyway. I’m also gonna try not to stare at all the impossibly beautiful people. Gonna spend some time staring at my own flaws.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch and People-Watching. Grab something casual at the pool. Observe the characters, the drama, the general delicious chaos.
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Retail Therapy (or Disaster). The shops at the MGM are calling my name! I’m thinking a new dress, a new pair of shoes… okay, maybe I won’t wreck my budget by buying a bunch of clothing and just look.
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Entertainment. I’ve been told to check out a show. I am thinking Cirque du Soleil. I don’t know, I am very indecisive.
5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Pre-Dinner Shenanigans. Drinks at a fancy bar. Or maybe I’ll just call room service again. I’m starting to think this is my kind of travel style.
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner at whatever place I can get a reservation. Another late-night adventure. The possibilities are endless.
9:00 PM - Late: See what the evening brings, which could be anything from dancing on a table to passing out in my Loft.
Day 3: The Last Hurrah & The Longing Goodbye
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: One last breakfast. I will probably be a bit hungover. But, the show must go on!
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Final exploration - or just lounging. Have to do something to remind myself what I paid for. Maybe another soak in the tub (but this time, I'll take it slow).
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Pack (Or, panic-pack). I’ll stare at my suitcase, wondering how all the stuff I bought is gonna fit in.
1:00 PM - 1:30 PM: Check-out and Say Goodbye. This is going to take longer, I’m probably going to cry a little.
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM: Uber to the airport. The ride will probably be filled with reflecting, reliving every crazy moment, vowing to come back.
2:30 PM onwards: Fly home. Probably start planning my next trip, as soon as I’m back and rested.
So there you have it. My Vegas "plan." It’s probably going to go sideways in a dozen delightful ways, and that's the whole point. This isn't about perfect itineraries; it's about embracing the beautiful, messy, unforgettable adventure. And honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way. Vegas, you wild, wonderful place, I’m ready for you. Let the chaos begin!
Escape to Lompoc: Your Red Roof Inn Awaits!
Okay, Let's Talk About... Everything! (A Messy FAQ)
So, What *Exactly* Are We Talking About Here? (Like, Broad Strokes, Please)
Why Should I Even Bother Reading This Hot Mess? Seriously.
Okay, Fine. I'm Here. What's the Deal with... *Socializing*? *shudders*
**The Upside (Kind Of):** I have a small, but amazing, circle of friends. They're the kind of people who will help you bury a body (kidding! Mostly). And I really, truly cherish those connections. But getting there takes... effort. A lot of it. And also, a healthy dose of wine. A truly healthy dose.
Let's Get Real: What About *Love*? (Please, Please Tell Me It's Hilariously Bad)
I’ve dated the nice guy, the bad boy, the guy who collected bottle caps (don't ask), and the guy who wrote poetry about his cat. (Okay, that one was kind of cute, until the cat started judging my life choices.) My most recent relationship ended in… well, let’s just say it involved a suspiciously large amount of my favorite ice cream and a Netflix binge of truly epic proportions. The lesson? Finding love is hard. *Really* hard. And mostly, it's a comedy of errors. But hey! At least I have some *amazing* stories. And that ice cream? Phenomenal.
Okay, Fine. Aside from Crushing on Bob! What About... *Work*? (Help Me.)
The truth? I don't think I've ever found my "dream job." And honestly? That’s okay. I’m not particularly ambitious. I value work-life balance. I've seen too many friends burn out, chasing a mythical "success." And I’m not about that life. I value my sanity too much. I enjoy my work and my colleagues, and you know? It's not bad. It's not soul-crushing. And it pays the bills. Which is, you know, a win in my book. Just please, don't make me wear a tie. Ever.
What About, Like... *Stuff*? Like, *Things*? (Material Possessions and the Meaning of Life)
But I'm also trying to be more conscious. More mindful. Less… consumer-y. It’s a struggle. I mean, online shopping is the devil's playground. But I’m getting better. I'm trying to buy less and enjoy what I have more. And, honestly? The best things in life really *aren't* things. They’re experiences. Like that time I accidentally set off the smoke alarm making toast.. Memories, people, those are what matter!
Okay, I'm Starting To See A Pattern. What About... *Self-Care*? (Because I'm Judging You.)
Truthfully I'm a pro at self-sabotage. I *know* I should eat better, work out, and have proper sleep. And sometimesSerene Getaways


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