Escape to Paradise: SpringHill Suites Salt Lake City Airport Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a hotel review. Forget pristine organization, we're embracing the glorious mess of a real, human experience. And, hey, let's get that SEO game on point while we're at it! Keywords are sprinkled like glitter.
Hotel Review: A Rambling, Honest, and Slightly Chaotic Adventure
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Okay, so I stayed at this place recently. Let's just call it "The Grand Splendor" for now, yeah? Right, let's get this started, shall we? First, the disclaimer: I'm not a robot, so this review is gonna be real.
Accessibility: Did They Actually Think?
Truth be told, I didn't need the fully accessible suite, but I did take a look around because, well, it's the right thing to do. This place seemed to have it covered, which is a huge plus! Wheelchair accessible areas were noticeable, not just a begrudging ramp thrown in at the last minute. Facilities for disabled guests were actually thought out, and that makes a world of difference. The elevator, thank goodness! Because I, for one, always appreciate not having to hike up five flights of stairs with my suitcases.
On-site accessible restaurants/lounges: I didn't directly experience it myself, but from what I saw, it looked legit. More on the food in a hot second…
Internet & Tech - Oh, the Sweet, Sweet Wi-Fi!
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – HALLELUJAH! Seriously, a modern miracle. The Internet itself was snappy enough, not some agonizing dial-up situation. They offered Internet [LAN] if you’re old school, and even Internet services for those needing extra connectivity. Thank you, Grand Splendor! Wi-Fi in public areas was also surprisingly decent – never had to wander around like a lost soul trying to connect.
Rooms, Glorious Rooms (and the Occasional Annoyance)
Okay, let's talk about my personal little haven. You know, the stuff that actually matters.
Available in all rooms: Air conditioning - Praise the AC gods! This was a must, definitely. Alarm clock - a necessity. Bathrobes - luxurious, but I always feel I should know how to use a robe. Never happens. Bathtub - yes! Blackout curtains - essential for sleeping in after a late night, which naturally happened. Coffee/tea maker - excellent! Complimentary tea - a lovely touch. Daily housekeeping - my room was always sparkling. Desk - useful for work. Extra long bed - very comfy. Free bottled water - appreciated. Hair dryer - yay. High floor - I got a great view. In-room safe box - useful for keeping valuables safe. Internet access – LAN - old-school but available. Internet access – wireless - the star, of course. Ironing facilities - did not use. Laptop workspace - perfect. Linens - nice. Mini bar - a bit expensive though. Non-smoking - very important for me. On-demand movies - loved it, but pricey. Private bathroom - duh. Reading light - great for before bed. Refrigerator - handy. Satellite/cable channels - many options. Seating area - nice for relaxing. Separate shower/bathtub - good! Shower - good. Slippers - nice touch. Smoke detector - safety first. Socket near the bed - genius! Sofa - comfy. Soundproofing - not perfect, to be honest. Telephone - good. Toiletries - lovely. Towels - plush. Visual alarm - helpful. Wake-up service - used it a few times. Wi-Fi [free] - the best thing ever. Window that opens - nice!
Minor annoyances: The Soundproofing wasn’t perfect. I could sometimes hear the late-night revelers in the hallways. More minor issue: The walls were a bit thin and my neighbor's snoring was something else. Plus, I always prefer a socket near the bed.
Speaking of which, I really appreciated the Additional toilet because… well, you know. Especially after that fantastic buffet.
Cleanliness & Safety - Because Let's Be Real, It Matters
Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment.
Honestly, I felt safe. They clearly took the pandemic seriously, and that was a HUGE relief. Everything was sparkling clean, and you could tell they were on top of everything. Safe dining setup was a great plus, and I really saw they tried.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD!
Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant.
The food here was… a mixed bag. The Breakfast [buffet] was a masterpiece. The chef at each station was skilled, friendly, and the food choices were extensive. Seriously, I think I gained five pounds just looking at it. The Asian breakfast was amazing. They have the best Coffee/tea in restaurant, and I could get myself a Bottle of water instantly.
But then, there was the dinner at the A la carte in restaurant. The menu was gorgeous. The food, though… a bit disappointing. My steak was overcooked, and the waiter seemed less than enthralled. Thankfully, the happy hour at the poolside bar was fantastic – the cocktails were expertly crafted, and the views were stunning.
Ways To Relax & Things To Do - Spa Day! (and Other Adventures)
Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor].
Now, THIS is where "The Grand Splendor" really shines. The spa was an absolute dream. I indulged in a massage and a body wrap, and I emerged feeling like a new person. The Pool with view was breathtaking. The sauna and steamroom were spotless. They have a large, outdoor swimming pool.
Fitness center was standard hotel-gym stuff, but decent. I didn't try any of the things to do, because I was too busy just existing in the spa!
Services & Conveniences - The Little Things (and Some Big Ones)
Okay, let’s wade through the practicalities.
Air conditioning in public area: Yes! Audio-visual equipment for special events: Did not use. Business facilities: Adequate. Cash withdrawal: handy. Concierge: very helpful, especially when I needed a last minute tour! Contactless check-in/out: appreciated. Convenience store: basic, but useful. Currency exchange: convenient. Daily housekeeping: fantastic. Doorman: welcoming. Dry cleaning: pricey, but quick. Elevator: essential. Essential condiments: present. Facilities for disabled guests: good. Food delivery: didn't use it. Gift/souvenir shop: standard fare. Indoor venue for special events: saw one. Invoice provided: yes. Ironing service: did not use. Laundry service: efficient. Luggage storage: good. Meeting/banquet facilities: large. Meetings: plentiful. Meeting stationery: available. On-site event hosting: possible. Outdoor venue for special events: large. Projector/LED display: available. Safety deposit boxes: essential. Seminars: did not see. Shrine: did not see. Smoking area: exists in its designated areas. Terrace: beautiful for relaxing. Wi-Fi for special events: good. Xerox/fax in business center: available.
For the Kids - Family Friendly Or Not?
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal.
While I didn’t travel with kids this time, the facilities here seemed to lean towards family-friendly. They had a babysitting service and kids meals available.
Security & Front Desk - Feeling Safe & Sound?
**Access, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulous travel itinerary. This is… well, this is my attempt at surviving a few days in Salt Lake City, specifically at the SpringHill Suites by the airport, which, let's be honest, feels a bit like purgatory before or after actual adventures. Here we go:
Day 1: Arrival and the Crushing Weight of Expectations (and Laundry)
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Arrival and the Great Hotel Room Roulette. Okay, so the flight was… fine. Turbulence. Someone's baby screamed the entire descent. My luggage (thankfully) showed up. Check-in at the SpringHill Suites. Ugh. Airport hotels. You know the drill. The air smells faintly of chlorine and existential dread. Hoping for a decent view (or at least a room not facing the dumpster). Found it. On the fourth floor. Facing the… parking lot. Sigh. Oh well. Quirky observation: the vending machine in the lobby features a surprisingly robust selection of "healthy" snacks. I'm torn between my desire for a sugar rush and the nagging voice in my head whispering, "You're in Utah; you gotta try to be healthy!"
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The Laundry Lament. I decided to throw my jeans for a wash, I hope it's not too late. This is the worst. Laundry. I HATE doing laundry on vacation. It’s like adding a chore to my supposed relaxation. I just can't stand it. I'm a mess.
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Settling In… or Attempting To.? Unpacked my stuff. Sort of. Threw everything on the bed and vaguely sorted it later. Found out the TV remote, also, doesn’t fully work. The channel up button is sticky. Trying to decide if that's a hotel-room-level annoyance or just my new normal. Started a journal, wrote one sentence. Now I'm staring at the ceiling. Thinking. Thinking about how I should probably actually do something with my time. Emotional Reaction: Mild panic. This trip is supposed to be fun. Am I even capable of fun anymore?
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Food, Glorious Food! Yelp search for "not chain restaurant near airport." Found a highly-rated diner, about a 15-minute drive. Ordered a burger. Ate half of it. The waitress seemed genuinely happy to be there. (I swear, in certain parts of America, the waitresses are national treasures). Opinionated Language: The burger was decent. Not life-changing, but better than airline food. I even managed like a whole bite of the fries before giving up.
6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: The Quest for Civilization (or at least, a decent coffee shop). Back at the hotel. Decided to attempt to find a coffee shop. The internet lied. There isn't a coffee shop. Messy, occasional rambles: Maybe I should have brought my french press. Or at least instant coffee. My friend, who's been traveling to remote places lately, would have a field day. I hate, I hate, I hate this. And so I sit, in my hotel room and stare at the TV.
8:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Bedtime? Or Late-Night Snack Panic? Watched some mind-numbing television, trying to unwind. Fighting the urge to order room service (which I know will be overpriced and unsatisfying). Decided on a bag of chips and a bottle of water from the vending machine. Stronger Emotional Reaction: I miss my cat. And pizza.
Day 2: The Great Salt Lake Saga (and a Lot of Drive Time)
7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Breakfast and the Perpetual Lack of Sleep. Free breakfast at the hotel. It's what you expect. The usual suspects: lukewarm scrambled eggs, rubbery sausage, and questionable coffee. I did manage to snag a waffle, which provided a momentary glimmer of hope. Emotional Reaction: I need more sleep. Why do I always wake up with the feeling that I slept for five minutes?
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Planning (or, What Was I Supposed to Do Again?) This is the part where I actually have to do something. I really have to get out of the hotel room. Decided on a drive to the Great Salt Lake. The idea of seeing the lake is cool. The reality? Well, we'll see.
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: The Drive of Doom (or, at the Very Least, Mild Boredom). Driving to the lake. The highway is… highway-y. Messy, occasional rambles: Traffic. I hate traffic. Why does everyone else seem to know where they are going? I just followed the GPS.
10 AM - 12 PM: The Lake. I'd Rather Just Say Lake. Salt Lake. The lake is… salty. It’s very salty. And sort of gray. And the wind is whipping. The smell is… unique. Like a weird mix of sulfur and dead fish. It’s… an experience. It’s also, in its own way, kind of beautiful? In a bleak, windswept kind of way. Doubling Down on a Single Experience: The Bugs. OMG, the bugs. Tiny, little flies everywhere. I am swatting them constantly. They’re in my hair. They’re in my eyes. They’re probably in my mouth. I’m pretty sure I swallowed one. This is now officially The Bug Lake.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch and the Escape. Found a little diner-ish place near the lake. Ate a burger (again). I’m sensing a pattern. The waitress was super nice. I’m starting to like the waitresses in this part of America. I think I just need to find a local friend to hang out with. Opinionated Language: The burger was decent. Not a masterpiece, but it did the job.
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Back to the Hotel (And the Search for Joy). Drove back to the hotel. The wind whipped my hair. The sun made me squint. This is where things get really dicey. My energy is waning. The existential dread is creeping back in. I’m considering a nap. A long, uninterrupted nap. Quirky Observation: The hotel room really needs to be cleaned. Like, dramatically.
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The Great Netflix Binge. So, I napped. And then I binged a show. A mediocre show. It was what my brain needed. Stronger Emotional Reaction: I feel… a little better. Still haven’t left the hotel room. Still wearing the same clothes.
5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Late Night Dinner. Ordered sushi, it was… okay. The delivery driver was unusually cheerful. Messy, occasional rambles: I need to get this life back on track. I’m either going to feel better or start the cycle all over again.
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Bedtime? Or Late Night Panic Reconsidered. Watched some of the same TV and then decided I needed more adventure and decided to walk around the airport for a bit.
Day 3: Departure (And The Hope for Something More)
7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Breakfast and the Sad Farewell to Free Eggs. Another hotel breakfast. The same lukewarm eggs. The same rubbery sausage. The same coffee. I considered skipping it, but I knew I'd regret it later.
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Packing (or, the Last-Minute Scramble). Packing is the worst. I'm convinced I'll forget something important. Which I probably will.
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Last-Minute Panic - the hotel checkout. Checked out. The front desk person seemed… tired. I understood.
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Airport Angst. Security lines. Crowds. Luggage. The usual airport drama.
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: On To… The Next Adventure! Survived. Boarding. Departure. Time to go home.
Conclusion:
So, that's it. My messy, imperfect, and somewhat underwhelming Salt Lake City adventure. Would I recommend it? Maybe. But definitely bring your own coffee. And maybe a bug net. And lower your expectations. And prepare for a whole lot of hotel room time. And hey, maybe a little adventure will be waiting. At least, that's what I’m hoping.
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Why is Monday the worst day ever? I mean, seriously.
Ugh, Mondays. It's like the universe is actively conspiring against you. It's the sheer *abruptness* of it all, isn't it? You spend the weekend in this blissful bubble of freedom, and *bam* – shoved back into the salt mines. I remember this one Monday. I was staring at my alarm clock, which, by the way, *always* seems to judge me, and I swear I heard it whisper, "Get up, you lazy slob." Rude! My brain just refused to compute. Honestly, I think it's the sudden withdrawal from everything good: sunshine, sleeping in, and the sheer moral victory of actually finishing a Netflix series. It's a legit crisis, people.
Okay, fine, Mondays are bad. But how do I actually *survive* them? Like, literally?
Ah, the million-dollar question. My secret weapon? Coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. Like, enough to power a small city. But seriously, beyond the caffeine jitters, it's about small victories. Make a to-do list and *actually* do the first, ridiculously easy thing on it. Checking something off, even if it's just "drink coffee," gives you a tiny pep in your step. Another tip: *NEVER* check your work email before your first coffee. Trust me on this. I've learned the hard way. There was this one particularly awful Monday... where I skimmed a bunch of emails before my first coffee. One look at those emails, and I wanted to just crawl back into bed. Don't be like me, ok?
Should I just call in sick on Mondays? I mean, is that *wrong*?
Look, I'm not judging. *I'm* not judging. Sometimes, a mental health day is absolutely necessary. If you genuinely need a day to decompress and recharge, by all means, take it. But… be warned. Once you start, it's a slippery slope! I confess, I once called in sick on a Monday because I’d had a *really* bad weekend on a specific video game I was playing, and lost lots of hours of advancement. I felt *terrible* and had this dark dread that I wouldn't get back to that level. But I digress. Just be responsible. If your boss catches on, it’ll turn into a much bigger headache. Know your limits before you do any of this.
My Monday is already starting to get stressful. Any quick fixes to calm down?
Deep breaths, my friend. Seriously. Close your eyes, and just BREATHE. If you're in the middle of a stressful situation, step away, if you can. Run to the bathroom. Lock yourself in. Take five minutes just to clear your head. Another thing I do… is to listen to my favorite music. Nothing that makes my problem any worse; just… nice, comforting sounds. The music is my go-to, and it really helps. If that doesn't work, find a funny video online. Laughter is the best medicine—except maybe coffee. And therapy, but, that's a whole other can of worms.
Dealing with coworker drama on Mondays is a nightmare. Any advice?
Ugh, office politics. The gift that keeps on giving, right? On Mondays, it's amplified tenfold. My approach? Avoid it like the plague. Seriously. Don't get drawn into the gossip. If someone comes to you with office drama, deflect! Change the subject. Pretend you have a very important phone call *right now*. My coworker, Brenda, bless her heart, loves to spill the tea, and I just can’t stand her. I mean, she’s nice, but I swear she only knows how to talk about work drama, so I just avoid her. If you *must* engage, offer a bland, noncommittal response, like, "Hmm, that's interesting." Or, "I've got a lot on my plate right now." And, *never* take sides. Seriously, stay neutral, people.
Is it okay to daydream on Mondays? I mean, like, *really* daydream?
Absolutely! Unless your job requires laser-like focus, a little daydreaming is perfectly acceptable. I've had entire Monday mornings dedicated to planning my ultimate vacation. I spent, oh, at least two hours last Monday, fully engrossed in planning my trip to Iceland, including figuring out the best time to see the Northern Lights. And I even found these cheap flights and a cool hiking trail. It's a form of escapism, a mental mini-vacation. Just... try not to get caught. And maybe set a timer. You don't want to spend the entire day in a world of fantasy and neglect all your responsibilities. But hey, a little daydreaming never hurt anyone. Okay, maybe it did. I've definitely missed a deadline or two while lost in my own head. Oops.
What's the one thing that truly helps you survive Mondays?
This is going to sound ridiculously simple, but… setting little goals for the day. Like, small, achievable goals, like drinking a certain amount of water, finishing a task, or just getting through a meeting without falling asleep. It gives you a sense of accomplishment, even if the rest of the day feels like a slow descent into madness. And rewarding yourself! Treat yourself to *something*. A good lunch, a fun activity after work, or just sinking into a comfy sofa at the end of the day. Because you *deserve* it. We all, truly, do!!
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