
Provo Marriott: Utah's BEST Hotel & Conference Center? (Insider Review!)
Provo Marriott: Utah's "BEST" Hotel & Conference Center? (My Honest Take - Strap In!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans on the Provo Marriott. Is it Utah's absolute best? Let's just say my expectations were… ambitious. And after my recent stay? Well, let's just say I have opinions. So many opinions. This isn't some generic travel blog blurb; this is the raw, unfiltered truth.
First Impressions & The Whole "Accessibility" Thing:
Okay, first off, major props to the Marriott for trying on the accessibility front. They have Facilities for disabled guests, an elevator that actually works (a small miracle, I swear), and the website claims to be accessible. I'm not wheelchair-bound myself, but I did appreciate the thought. It's nice to see a place thinking holistically – and these days, that's a win. I did have some older friends with mobility issues who said certain areas could still be a bit tricky, so definitely ask detailed questions about specific needs before booking and maybe bring a small army of helpful friends!
Digging Deeper: The Rooms… and the Wi-Fi Saga!
The rooms themselves? Decent. Nothing mind-blowing, but clean and spacious enough. Air conditioning in all rooms – thank the heavens, because Utah summers are brutal. The non-smoking rooms were a huge plus for me. And the blackout curtains? Absolute lifesavers! I'm a light sleeper, and they actually worked. Score!
BUT, and there always seems to be a but, the Wi-Fi. Oh, the Wi-Fi! The Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – that's right, it's a selling point! Except… it periodically decided to stage a revolt. I spent more time troubleshooting the connection than actually working. I swear, I could practically hear the router laughing at my frustration. Thankfully, the Internet [LAN] option saved my sanity, although finding the actual Internet access – wireless was a bit of a treasure hunt. They did have Internet services, so credit is due. But seriously, Marriott, fix the Wi-Fi!
Amenities: Relaxation & The Pursuit of Happiness
Now, onto the fun stuff! Let's talk about the Pool with a view! Oh, it did have a view. Of… the parking lot. Okay, maybe not the best view. Still, the Swimming pool [outdoor] was decent, and I definitely saw myself relaxing out there. (And I did! It was a much needed escape from the chaos that is daily life, and I totally enjoyed it!) They also have, get this, a Fitness center and a Gym/fitness! I mean, gotta burn off all those Desserts in restaurant, right? I didn't go, I'm not that kind of a person, but I appreciated the thought.
They have a Spa and a Sauna – I was tempted, VERY tempted. In fact, I was this close to getting a Massage. But I chickened out. Maybe next time. The Steamroom and the Spa, Spa/sauna were definitely calling to me, though. I really would love it if they add some Body scrub and Body wrap, I think I really deserve one of those!
Food, Glorious Food (and a Few Food Mishaps)
Alright, the Dining, drinking, and snacking situation. Restaurants galore! I’m a sucker for a good Breakfast [buffet], and the Marriott delivered. Buffet in restaurant: check. Western breakfast: check. I loaded up on the bacon and eggs, because, well, I'm on vacation, dammit! They also Coffee/tea in restaurant was superb.
They have Asian cuisine in restaurant, too. I don't know why, but I always get curious about that.
The Poolside bar looked inviting (and I definitely saw a couple getting Happy hour drinks). I noticed Bottle of water that they give you. I got a Coffee shop to sit and work but had to deal with the Wi-Fi (see above). I should have just went to the Snack bar.
One little issue: the Room service [24-hour] was a bit… slow. Like, really slow. I’m talking 45 minute wait for a sandwich. But hey, Room service [24-hour] is a luxury, right? This time of the year made it difficult to find a Vegetarian restaurant, however, there was Vegetarian restaurant. Salad in restaurant and Soup in restaurant were there for me too.
Safety & Cleanliness: A Sigh of Relief
In these COVID-crazy times, I was really paying attention to cleanliness. And, to their credit, the Provo Marriott seemed to take it seriously. They had Hand sanitizer stations everywhere, were offering Individually-wrapped food options, and the staff were masked and friendly. Daily disinfection in common areas gave me a little extra peace of mind. They also provided Hot water linen and laundry washing and Sanitized kitchen and tableware items with Anti-viral cleaning products. They are Hygiene certification in the place. I think Staff trained in safety protocol is really useful along with the First aid kit, and the Doctor/nurse on call.
I loved the fact that Rooms sanitized between stays and Room sanitization opt-out available. It really felt they made a conscious effort.
The "What Else?" Section: Services, Conveniences & My Random Thoughts
Air conditioning in public area was a must, especially during the scorching Arizona heat. Cash withdrawal came in handy. Concierge. Convenience store. Currency exchange? Yes, please. Daily housekeeping? Praise be! Elevator, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, Smoking area, Terrace. Front desk [24-hour]? Excellent. They have Facilities for disabled guests! And the Smoke alarms and Fire extinguisher made me feel safe. Doorman, Valet parking, Taxi service and Car park [on-site] were great options too.
I had to make an important phone call – Bathroom phone: check! I'm a light sleeper, and soundproofing is a big deal! I loved the soundproof rooms. They have Soundproofing. The desk makes it easier to work. Desk and Laptop workspace are key when I have to work during my trips.
I was able to unwind thanks to the Air conditioning, and the Additional toilet. Alarm clock, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens – and that's just the room!
For the Kids & Beyond (Because Life is Complex, Deal with It!)
For the kids: Babysitting service available. Family/child friendly: yes. Kids meal: yes. Family/child friendly: very! Proposal spot? Maybe. If your idea of romance is slightly corporate-adjacent.
The Verdict: Worth the Stay?
So, is the Provo Marriott the best hotel in Utah? That's a tough one. It's definitely a solid choice. It has a lot of amenities, good food, and generally friendly staff. The accessibility features are a definite plus. But the Wi-Fi issues and a few minor service hiccups? Yeah, they knocked off a few points. I'd go back? Probably. But next time, I'm packing my own router. And maybe a hazmat suit, just in case.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause we're about to waltz through Provo, Utah, and more specifically, the Provo Marriott Hotel & Conference Center, which, let's be honest, sounds about as thrilling as watching paint dry. But hey, we're here, right? And, full disclosure, this isn't gonna be your pristine, Pinterest-perfect itinerary. This is the real, messy, I-probably-forgot-something-important-and-I'm-okay-with-it version.
Day 1: Arrival and the Thrill of… the Lobby!
1:00 PM (ish): Land at the airport in (drumroll) Salt Lake City. Ugh, the drive to Provo. I hate driving. And frankly, I don't know why they can't just create a massive, magical teleportation device for this kind of thing.
2:30 PM (or thereabouts): Arrive at the Provo Marriott. The exterior photos are, in their own way, kind of… handsome? (Okay, a hard sell.) The hotel? It’s…beige. Lots and lots of beige. Seriously, I'm pretty sure I saw a beige-colored chair, strategically placed to mimic the color of the beige carpet. Sigh. Hotel lobbies always have that weird "trying too hard to be welcoming" vibe. Today, though, it hits me different. I'm kind of emotional. I'm finally here.
2:45 PM: Check-in. The front desk person is friendly. That's a relief. I hate grumpy hotel staff. I've got a room on the 7th floor. "Nice view of…something," she says, perhaps hinting vaguely at the mountains.
3:00 PM: Room assessment. Okay, it’s clean. That's the most important thing, right? The bed looks… fine. The window? Well, it does look vaguely at something that could maybe, just maybe, be a mountain. (Spoiler alert: it is a mountain. Provo's got those.)
3:30 PM: Wandering. I'm pretty sure I'm just wandering at this point. Seriously, what do you even do in a hotel room at 3:30 on a Tuesday? I unpack some stuff (not even all of it, don't judge me) and try to take a nap. Fail! My brain is too wired.
4:00 PM: The Snack Bar Encounter. I head down to the hotel snack bar to get something basic to start me off. The usual travel snack bar fare - granola bars and maybe a sandwich. Then, I spot them. The cookies. Giant, gooey, chocolate chip cookies. I stare at them, mesmerized. Then, it hits me: I need one. Or two. Or maybe three. I tell myself I'll just have one, but deep down, I know the truth. This is how it all starts.
4:30 PM: Cookie consumption. They are…amazing. I sit in the lobby, surrounded by beige, and eat these cookies. I don't care. I savor every bite. It’s glorious. I may sneak another one later.
5:00 PM: The Conference. I have a conference to attend. I have mixed emotions. I will probably get bored and tired. I try to summon some enthusiasm. The first few hours are a blur of introductions, jargon, and forced networking. I try to look interested, but I'm pretty sure my face betrays my inner cookie-induced bliss.
8:00 PM: Dinner. Back to the hotel restaurant. It's not bad, but it's not exactly Michelin-star material. I go for the chicken Caesar salad because, at this point, it’s a known quantity.
9:00 PM: Back in the room. I stare at the mountain. I try not to think about the cookies. I'm already planning my breakfast order. I sleep.
Day 2: A Mountain, a Hike (Maybe), and the Quest for Coffee Perfection
- 7:00 AM: Wake up (ish). The alarm didn't go off. I was too engrossed in dreaming about those cookies? Whatever.
- 7:30 AM: Wake up. The sun is up. Or, well, the sun is kinda up. I decide to start the day slowly, with some coffee. The hotel coffee is not, shall we say, exceptional. I'm a caffeine fiend. I need good coffee. The search begins.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel buffet. It's the usual: eggs, bacon, and the sad-looking fruit salad. I stick to the basics. This is a marathon, not a sprint, after all.
- 9:00 AM: Quest for caffeine. I went out to find a coffee shop. Found one called "Coffee." Pretty basic. The coffee? Surprisingly good. I might have found my new favorite place.
- 10:00 AM: Hiking? Okay, so there's a mountain right there. I am totally gonna hike it. (Narrator: She did not hike it.) I spent half an hour staring at the mountain. I put on my hiking shoes. Then I decided maybe I'd rather save some energy for cookies.
- 11:00 AM: I wander around trying to find somewhere to get a snack.
- 12:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Lunch. The meal? I don't remember.
- 1:00 - 5:00 PM: Back to the conference. More jargon. More forced networking. I can't help but be fascinated at the people. How do they even manage to sit there all day? Oh, and the cookies. I made a mental note to find out if the snack bar has a "cookie of the day" special.
- 6:00 PM: Post-conference decompression. I wander around a bit. Start daydreaming about what I'll eat for dinner.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant. Found a little sushi place. Okay, so I am no sushi connoisseur. But it was great. And the service was even better.
- 8:30 PM: Back at the hotel. Sleep.
Day 3: Farewell! (And the Cookie Legacy)
- 7:30 AM: Wake up. Pack up my luggage.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast again. The fruit salad is still sad-looking. I go for the pancakes.
- 9:00 AM: One last trip to the snack bar. They have the same cookies. I get two.
- 10:00 AM: Check out.
- 11:00 AM: Drive back to the airport to go home.
- 12:00 PM: I think back about the cookies, and I smile.
- The Cookie Legacy: I might never see those cookies again, but I'll always remember them, not just for their deliciousness, but for the tiny moment of joy they brought to an otherwise beige-filled adventure. And maybe, just maybe, that's what it's all about.
So, there you have it. My Provo Marriott adventure. A little messy, a little imperfect, definitely cookie-filled. And, hopefully, a little bit real.
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