Asheville's Hottest Hotel: Indigo Downtown Luxury Awaits!
Asheville's Indigo Hotel: Luxury? Maybe. Sanity? Questionable. (A Thoroughly Unfiltered Review)
Alright, friends, buckle up. You’re about to get the raw, unfiltered, probably-too-honest take on Asheville’s supposedly "hottest" hotel: The Indigo Downtown Luxury Awaits! (Cue dramatic music, or maybe just some indie folk, you get the idea). I’ve spent a week there, and let me tell you, it was a journey. Prepare for a review that's less "polished travel brochure" and more "diary entry of a slightly-overwhelmed tourist."
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First off, the name. "Luxury Awaits!" – a bold statement. Did luxury actually await? Well, sometimes. Other times, it was more like, "Luxury is… currently experiencing a slight delay. Please remain seated."
Accessibility: The Accessibility Maze…Sometimes Beautifully Made
Okay, let's be real. I have issues with stairs. So, accessibility is a big deal for me. The good news? The Indigo tries. Really tries. The lobby is gleaming, and the elevator is thankfully swift, not the rickety kind that makes you pray to whatever deity is handy. They've got descriptions on the website too, that really matter.
- Wheelchair Accessible: Seems good. Wide hallways, ramps where needed. I didn’t have my wheelchair with me, but I did a thorough investigation on behalf of all my friends!
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: They say they have them. Haven’t had the opportunity to experience these, but at least it’s listed, which is helpful.
- Elevator: Works! Thank GOD.
- CCTV & Security: They appear to have security cameras, which is comforting, but I did witness at least one "suspicious" incident (more on that later).
Cleanliness and Safety: A Feeling of Sanctuary, With a Side of… Overkill?
Okay, listen. I understand post-pandemic paranoia. I get it. And the Indigo leans into it. It’s like living inside a hospital sometimes.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Check. Feel the zing of cleanliness in the air.
- Daily Disinfecting: Check. Your room gets its own mini-exorcism every day.
- Rooms Sanitized Between Stays: Of course. They wouldn't risk it.
- Sanitized Kitchen and Tableware: Yes. Everything gleams. Maybe a little too much? I almost wished for a greasy spoon vibe just to break the sterile perfection.
- Staff Trained: I think the staff are trained. They definitely wield the hand sanitizer with impressive zeal.
- Hand Sanitizer Everywhere: You can't swing a cat (hypothetically, of course, since pets aren't allowed) without hitting a hand sanitizing station.
- First Aid Kit: Probably, but where? I didn't require any, thankfully.
- Safety/security feature: I was impressed by the safety features to be honest.
- Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, and Smoke detector: I kept seeing them during my stay and it kept me comfortable
My biggest complaint? The constant… vigilance. It's exhausting, frankly. I started feeling guilty for breathing.
(Side Note: They offer a 'Room Sanitization Opt-Out' but I'm too scared to click it.)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious, Sometimes Questionable, Food
Okay, let's talk food. This is where things get interesting. The Indigo has a few options, but the quality… varies.
- Restaurants: They have a few. I tried them all, for "research" purposes.
- A la Carte in Restaurant: They have this.
- Breakfast Service: The breakfast buffet, "buffet in restaurant" was… fine. Not mind-blowing. Standard hotel fare. Eggs, bacon, the usual suspects.
- Coffee shop: Good coffee. Thank god for coffee.
- Poolside Bar: I enjoyed a drink here, watching the sunset. It was a moment.
- Happy Hour: Yes. The happy hour deals are your friend. Especially after a day of Asheville exploration.
- 24-Hour Room Service: This is a lifesaver. But sometimes I think I'd rather have a better meal than just "available".
- Desserts in Restaurant: They'ree okay. Nothing special.
- Bottle of water: They leave a bottle in your room, a nice touch.
The Good: The service in the main restaurant was excellent, despite the "sterile" vibes I was getting from everywhere. People were friendly and attentive.
The Bad: The food itself was… inconsistent. One night the steak was divine; the next, it was like chewing on a tire.
(Rant incoming): And the prices! Okay, I get it, it’s a luxury hotel. But the cost of a single, mediocre salad? I'm pretty sure I paid as much for that as I did for the entire salad bar experience at that organic cafe down the street ("Laughing Avocado," I think? Excellent name, by the way).
(End Rant)
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Day? Maybe. Stress Out? Definitely.
Okay, let's get to the real draw: the spa! Or, as I like to call it, "the place where I tried to find my zen and… mostly failed."
- Spa/Sauna: There is a spa. And a sauna!
- Pool with view: Lovely outdoor pool with a great view of the city.
- Fitness Center: It has treadmills! I am so glad they have treadmills.
- Massage: Yes, I did! I had a massage.
- Body wrap: Hmmm.
- Body scrub: Didn't have one of these.
- Foot bath: Okay, no foot baths!
- Steamroom: It's there!
The spa itself is gorgeous. Serene lighting, hushed whispers, the works. I had a massage, which was amazing. But the whole experience? A bit… intense. Honestly, I spent most of it worrying about not making any noise.
(Anecdote time): I swear, during my massage, I accidentally shifted slightly on the table, and I could practically feel the therapist's internal monologue of, "Oh dear God, is she going to snore?" (I did not snore. I think).
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things… And the Big Annoyances
- Internet Access: Free Wi-Fi, thank the heavens.
- Cashless Payment Service: Fine by me, although I did miss the occasional ability to pay with, you know, cash.
- Concierge: Helpful, but occasionally a little… air-headed.
- Daily Housekeeping: Excellent, although, as mentioned, the cleaning frenzy felt a bit much.
- Air conditioning: Worked well. Thank goodness.
- Car park [free of charge]: Yes!
- Car park [on-site]: Also, yes!
- Luggage Storage: Yes
- Laundry service Yes
- Dry cleaning: Yes.
- Wi-fi for special events: Good for business
- Audio-visual equipment for special events: Good for business
- Business facilities: Great for business
- Meeting stationery: Always there
- Essential condiments Yes
- Food delivery Yes
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes
- Elevator Yes
- Convenience store: Yes
The Room: "Luxury" or "Well-Appointed Box?"
The rooms themselves are… nice. Modern, clean, (of course), and well-equipped.
- Wi-Fi [free]: Essential.
- Air Conditioning: Godsend!
- Blackout Curtains: Thank you, sweet baby Jesus.
- Bathrobes & Slippers: Nice touch.
- Coffee/tea maker: Essential for survival.
- Extra Long Bed: Spacious.
- Mini-bar: Tempting, but expensive.
- Safe Box: I used it.
- Soundproof Rooms: Mostly.
- Desk: Useful for working (or pretending to).
- Towels: Yes
- Bathroom phone Yes
**(But here’s where things got *weird*):
Beaufort's BEST Kept Secret: Luxury City Loft Hotel!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously color-coded itinerary. We're going to Asheville, baby! And we're going to experience it… well, like people. This is less "flight to Asheville, 10:00 AM," and more "huffing and puffing through the mountains, desperately trying to find decent coffee, 5:00 AM."
Hotel: Hotel Indigo Asheville Downtown by IHG (Because, hey, at least the bed will be comfy. Hopefully.)
The "Let's Pretend I'm Organized" (Ha!) Itinerary – aka The Illusion of Control
Day 1: Arrival, Altitude Adjustment, and Beer Me, Please!
- Morning (ish): Land in the Asheville airport. Pray to the travel gods that my luggage actually makes it this time. Seriously, the last time I flew, my bag went to… checks notes… Winnipeg. Winnipeg! Who even goes to Winnipeg?! Anyway, assuming no Winnipeg adventures for my suitcase, I’ll grab a Lyft. Okay, maybe a slightly panicked Uber. Finding the car rental places with my poor navigation skills is a real pain.
- Mid-Morning (ish): Check into the Hotel Indigo. Ooh, the lobby looks…chic. Hopefully, the room also looks chic, and not like a converted storage closet. Quick unpack, freshen up. I'm already tired from the travel.
- Afternoon: Okay, the Asheville vibe is already hitting me. I'm thinking early exploration. Let's try to get food first, gotta fuel the adventure. Walk around downtown, get lost (inevitably). Find a cool-looking cafe. The one I'm picturing is called "High Five Coffee." Hopefully, I get one.
- Anecdote: Last time I came to Asheville, I ended up circling a block three times looking for a specific brewery. Finally, I had to swallow my pride and ask a local. Bless his heart, he just chuckled and pointed. "Right there, friend! You were practically on top of it!" My sense of direction is a national tragedy.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Beer tour! Let's do this! Asheville is a wonderland of craft brews. The goal is to sample as many as humanly possible without… you know… ending up face-first in a pretzel bowl. I'll aim for Burial Beer Co. and Wicked Weed. The pressure is on not to look like a beer noob.
- Quirky Observation: The sheer number of breweries in Asheville is astounding. It’s like every other building is dedicated to the glorious art of fermentation. Seriously, I'm already starting to get decision fatigue. There's too much good stuff.
- Evening: Dinner. Something delicious. Something probably involving pork. Asheville and pork are a love story, I'm pretty sure. Maybe Zambra? Tapas sound good. Then, back to the hotel to collapse in exhaustion.
Day 2: The Mountains Beckon (and My Knees Groan)
- Morning: Wake up. Realize I'm already slightly hungover. This is going to be a great day. Find strong coffee (again, High Five is on the list). Then, tackle the Biltmore Estate.
- Emotional Reaction: Okay, the Biltmore. I have mixed feelings. It's undeniably awesome, but also… grand. Like, ostentatiously grand. I'm both in awe and slightly intimidated.
- Mid-Morning/Afternoon: Explore the Biltmore. Wander the gardens, marvel at the architecture, and try not to get overwhelmed by the sheer scale of the place. And DON'T MISS THE CELLAR. Wine tasting is practically a requirement.
- Opinionated Language: Honestly, the Biltmore is a bit much, but you kinda have to see it. Just… be prepared to feel a little inadequate about your own living situation. And the hordes of tourists…
- Late Afternoon: Time for a hike! Or, at least, a gentle hike. I'm thinking something with a waterfall. Or, let's be honest, something nearby a waterfall. I'm not exactly mountain goat material.
- Messy Structure: Okay, the hike part. I'm already feeling the dread. I’m picturing myself panting like a dog at mile marker zero. Maybe the trail will be pretty. Maybe I’ll trip. Maybe the bugs will be awful. We'll see.
Day 3: Art, Oddities, and the Long Road Home (Eventually)
- Morning (ish): Stroll through the River Arts District. Check out the galleries. Pretend I understand abstract art. Buy a slightly overpriced, but absolutely gorgeous, handmade something.
- Anecdote: Last time I went to a gallery, I accidentally knocked over a sculpture. It was…awkward. Let's hope for a more graceful performance this time.
- Mid-Morning/Afternoon: Exploring the shops and quirky stuff. Maybe some sort of funky antique store. Or a record store, if those still exist. Anything that’s got a good collection of strange objects.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: Ugh, I hate shopping, but the Asheville shops are tolerable because there’s a little bit of the unexpected.
- Afternoon: Last brewery run? One more delicious beer before facing the world. Or maybe just some ice cream.
- Rambles and Imperfection: Okay, to be honest, I may have over-planned. Maybe I’ll just wing it. Maybe I'll just sit in a coffee shop and watch people. Maybe I'll drink all the coffee. The options are endless, and that’s the beauty of it/
- Evening: Dinner again, trying to catch something special.
- Night: Say goodbye to Asheville, and head for the airport. Drive, nap, fly.
Things I Might Forget (and Probably Will):
- Sunscreen (always)
- That one charger
- My ability to navigate
The Verdict:
Asheville, you beautiful, quirky, beer-soaked, mountain-y, artsy, slightly pretentious haven. I love you. I hate you. I can't wait to come back. Let the chaos begin!
Hyatt Centric Park City: Utah's Chic Mountain Escape Awaits!
Okay, so, Indigo Downtown Asheville... Is it *really* worth the hype? The pictures look… fancy.
Alright, alright, let's get this straight. Worth the hype? Look, I'm a sucker for a good room. Been to my fair share of budget motels with… questionable stains. Indigo? It's a step UP. Like, a *major* step up. Think plush carpets you want to roll around on (don't judge, I considered it), massive windows with views that'll make you forget you’re paying, and a general vibe that whispers, "You deserve this." Is it the ONLY place to stay in Asheville? Nah. But if you're looking to TREAT YOURSELF or just want to soak up some serious style after a day on the Blue Ridge Parkway, then yeah, it's pretty freakin' great. My take? Book a room, order room service (trust me on this), and hide away from the world for a hot minute. You'll feel like a king or queen, or at least, someone who's very, very tired and deserves a nice nap. And the location?! Forget about it! So close to EVERYTHING.
Is parking a NIGHTMARE? Heard Asheville is… crowded.
Oh GOD, parking. Okay, so, Asheville *is* crowded. Like, Disneyland-on-a-Saturday crowded sometimes. Parking at Indigo? They have valet, and honestly, just do it. Yeah, it costs extra. But trust me, the convenience factor is KEY. I tried to be *that guy* once, the one who parks on the street and "saves money." Big. Mistake. Ended up circling the block for like, an hour, practically weeping. Found a spot three blocks over, and then had to haul my luggage (and my rapidly wilting sense of self-worth) all the way back. Valet? Worth every single penny. You're on vacation, treat yourself. Plus, you avoid the potential of a parking ticket. Which I *may* or may not have gotten one time previously. Let's just say, valet is a friend.
What's the deal with their restaurant, "Oak Steakhouse?" Is it as good as the buzz suggests? Expensive?
Oak Steakhouse… alright, here's the deal. It’s… an experience. The buzz? It’s there for a reason. Fancy, right? Yes. Expensive? Yup. But is it worth it? Okay, so I'm going to get REAL with you here. First time I went? My wife (bless her heart) – she was treating us – she ordered the filet mignon. It was… a work of art. Like, perfectly cooked, melted in your mouth, a symphony of flavor. I, on the other hand, being the cheapskate that I am, went with the burger. (Don't judge! Sometimes you just want a burger.) It was a *damn* good burger, mind you. But the filet? Different level. Now, the second time I went, I went all out. Steak. Wine. The whole shebang. And you know what? It was incredible. The atmosphere, the service, it was fantastic. But it's not a casual every-night kind of thing. It’s for special occasions, for when you want to impress someone, or just because you deserve to treat yourself. And yes, it's pricey. But the quality? It's there. Maybe split a dessert! Just… plan ahead. And maybe warn your wallet.
Are the rooms actually *quiet*? I'm a light sleeper, and travel is stressful, ya know?
Okay, light sleepers. I feel you. The enemy of a good night's sleep? Noise. The good news? The rooms at Indigo are generally pretty well-soundproofed. I've stayed there multiple times, and I've only been woken up once by… wait for it… a fire alarm at 3 AM. Not exactly the hotel's fault. It was a false alarm, and honestly, the staff handled it *brilliantly*. Otherwise, it was pretty quiet. Now, I would always recommend requesting a room away from the elevators or any street-facing rooms if you are *that* sensitive. Maybe consider a room on a higher floor, for fewer chances of street noise. But overall, I've found the rooms to be a sanctuary. A quiet, comfy sanctuary. Which, for this weary traveler, is a godsend.
What’s the best part of staying at the Indigo, in your opinion? Lay it on me.
The best part? Ooh, that’s a tough one. It's not just *one* thing, you see. It's the whole *package*. But if I had to pick a single aspect… it's the *vibe*. Walking into the lobby? Instantly relaxing. The lighting, the artwork, the smell (yes, hotels have smells, and this one is GOOD)… it just feels *cool*. It's modern, stylish, but not pretentious. The staff is genuinely friendly. And I'm saying this as someone who's probably a bit of a grouch when I haven't had enough coffee. Seriously, they’re always helpful and smiling and didn’t bat an eyelid at my requests like the time I lost my key card and they just *gave* me a new one. The LOCATION is unbeatable too. Asheville's best food, shopping, and breweries are a hop, skip, and a jump away. And the views. Did I mention the views? From my room, I could see the mountains. It was breathtaking. It's the kind of place where you can just *breathe*… which is a pretty big deal when you're on vacation.
Is it pet-friendly? My furry best friend *must* come.
Pet-friendly? Ah, now *that's* the question. As of my last check, YES! Indigo is pet-friendly. But. HUGE BUT. Check the hotel's current policy *before* you book. Policies can change, and you don’t want any surprises. There’s usually a pet fee involved, and there might be size restrictions. But, barring any major changes, your furry pal should be welcome. And you know what that means? Exploring Asheville with your best friend! Imagine the walks, the snuggles, the shared adventures. Double-check their policies for sure – there might be specific areas where pets are allowed and are not. But having my dog with me? Makes everything better. Just remember the poop bags, okay? And be a responsible pet owner. Because, you know, nobody wants to step in anything.
Let's say I have a *minor* issue during my stay… how are the staff? Are they helpful? Friendly? Or just… meh?
Okay, look, nobody's perfect (except maybe my dog, but I digress). Things happen. A lightbulb burns out. The ice machine breaks. You accidentally spill coffee on theChicstayst
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