Lexington's Hidden Gem: Courtyard Hamburg Place - Unbeatable Rates!
Lexington's Hidden Gem: Courtyard Hamburg Place - Unbeatable Rates! - A Messy Review
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from a stay at the Courtyard Hamburg Place, and let me tell you, it’s a mixed bag. The "Unbeatable Rates!" part? Yeah, they ain't lyin'. But let's dive deeper, shall we? Prepare for a messy, honest, and slightly opinionated dissection of this Lexington, Kentucky, experience.
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Let’s Start with the Good (Because, let’s face it, we all like a little sunshine):
- Accessibility: Okay, this is genuinely impressive. Wheelchair accessible throughout, and I mean thoroughly. Ramps, elevators (with actual working buttons, unlike some places…), accessible rooms - it’s clear they put some thought into this. Bravo, Courtyard! This makes them a legit contender for anyone needing that level of support.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Okay, this should be standard, but I’ve stayed in places where you still pay extra for the internet. Seriously? So, major points for not ripping us off on that front. Internet access was also solid, and yes, they even had Internet [LAN] if you're old-school like me and prefer a wired connection.
- The Pool! Not gonna lie, the Swimming pool [outdoor] was a highlight, especially after a long drive. The Pool with view thing? Okay, it's not overlooking the Eiffel Tower, but it is nicely positioned, and a quick dip was super refreshing.
- Cleanliness and Safety (with some caveats): They're clearly trying. The Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere… all good signs. They even had individually-wrapped food options, which felt reassuring. Now, the Room sanitization opt-out available. Okay, good, I appreciate the choice, but I have to ask, did they actually give me the option? I didn't notice that on any paper or in the app…
- The Staff: Generally, the staff was friendly and helpful. Shoutout to the front desk guy who actually smiled at 3 AM when I needed a coffee fix!
The “Hmmms” and the “Well…":
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: Let's get ready for some real talk. The Restaurants on-site? Okay, let's just say they aren’t Michelin-star material. They have Restaurants offering a variety of options, they had a Bar. The Coffee shop served decent coffee, which I needed. They had a Poolside bar so that’s neat, I guess. I saw Asian cuisine in restaurant and Western cuisine in restaurant on the website, but honestly, it all felt a bit… generic. Nothing terrible, just… not memorable. The Breakfast [buffet] was about what you'd expect – a decent spread, but not exactly gourmet. The A la carte in restaurant was better, with one pretty nice salad, but still nothing to write home about. (Unless you're super into salads, which, no judgment – I've been there.)
- The Spa, Sauna & Steam Room (Where Things Got a Little…Off): Okay. I was REALLY looking forward to the Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom & Sauna! It sounded amazing. In reality? The "spa" was pretty much a glorified massage room. The Sauna was lukewarm, and the Steamroom… well, let's just say it resembled a damp closet filled with… stuff. Looked like it hadn't been used in months, and frankly, it smelled like a combination of mildew and disappointment. I was tempted by the Body scrub and Body wrap, but the overall vibe just wasn't inviting. It really was a letdown.
- The Gym/Fitness (Where Did All the Equipment Go?): Fitness center, Gym/fitness also sounded promising. They also offered Foot bath and a Massage. However, the equipment was… sparse. Two treadmills, a bike, and a couple of weights. If you're a serious gym-goer, prepare for disappointment. I gave up after 10 minutes and went back to my room.
- Getting around: Okay, so the Car park [free of charge] is awesome, a huge bonus. They also had Airport transfer, which I didn't use. They have Car park [on-site] so you can actually park your car.
The Slightly Shady, or "Things That Made Me Go Hmmm…":
- Pets Allowed (Kinda): Website says pets are unavailable. This made me sad.
- Room Sanitization - The Great Mystery: As mentioned, the website said Room sanitization opt-out available. I'm still not sure if I actually saw an option.
- Smoking Area: I saw a Smoking area, not that I used it, but it always feels… odd in this day and age.
- The Smell (Part Two): Besides the gym, I encountered a lingering, vaguely unpleasant smell in a few areas. Hard to pinpoint, but definitely noticeable.
My Room – The Nitty Gritty:
- Seriously, though, the Air conditioning kicked butt, thank goodness.
- Okay, the Bed, was super comfy. It was a Extra long bed, and I slept like a baby.
- Desk, Laptop workspace - Check. Perfect for working while drinking coffee in my PJs.
- Coffee/tea maker, Free bottled water - essentials.
- Mini bar - Surprisingly empty. Not sure what I expected, but hey, at least I could store my leftovers.
- Shower and Separate shower/bathtub were pretty modern.
- Hair dryer was powerful - saving my sanity.
- Non-smoking. That's a big plus for me.
- Also, the Window that opens – I love that.
Now, for the Rambling Conclusion – The Stream of Consciousness Zone:
Okay, so Courtyard Hamburg Place. It's… complicated. It's not perfect. Far from it. There are some definite areas where improvement is needed. The spa was a total bummer. The smell in the gym was a bit… off. The bar felt a little lonely.
But…
For the price? Honestly, it's a solid choice. The accessibility is fantastic. The staff, for the most part, were sweet. The pool was amazing. The bed was like a cloud. And hey, free Wi-Fi! In my opinion, it's a decent way to get a good night's sleep.
Would I go back? Yeah, probably. Especially if I needed a wheelchair-accessible hotel, or if I was just looking for a reasonable base camp in Lexington. Just… maybe skip the spa. And pack some air freshener.
And honestly, who am I to judge? They're trying! And in this world, effort counts - especially if you've got "Unbeatable Rates!"
So, there you have it. My messy, honest, and slightly chaotic review of Courtyard Hamburg Place. Happy travels, folks!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average, pristine travel itinerary. This is… a confession, a breakdown, and a love letter (maybe) to the Courtyard Lexington South/Hamburg Place. We're going to get REAL. Prepare for emotional whiplash.
Operation: Lexington Liberation - A Saga
Day Zero (The Pre-Game… and Anxiety)
- What?! Arrival in Lexington. Okay, deep breaths. I'm actually a little nervous, you know? Flying is always a gamble. Last time, I swear the guy next to me ate a whole family-sized bag of Cheetos. The crunching… it was a symphony of sodium.
- The Hotel Hunt: Finding Courtyard Lexington South/Hamburg Place. Praying the GPS doesn't lead me to a cornfield. I swear, I've got a sixth sense for picking the wrong exit.
- Arrival: Check-in. The moment of truth. Am I getting a room near the elevator? Or will I be banished to Siberia, aka the end of the hall, away from all human contact? Praying for a good view. Preferably not the dumpster.
- Emotional State: A cocktail of hope, mild dread, and the lingering memory of that Cheeto-munching titan.
Day 1: The Hamburg Hustle (and Unexpected Joy)
- Morning - The Breakfast Bar Battle: Oh, the breakfast bar. This is serious business. I'm not kidding myself, I'm going for the eggs, bacon, and coffee. You know, fuel up for the day. I will be judging your waffle making skills. I will. I will… Did I mention I'm a total waffle snob?
- The Pool Peek: The pool! Tempting, but let's be honest, I'm probably not brave enough to actually swim. Maybe just stare wistfully from the window.
- Hamburg Place Shopping Spree (or, the Great Search for a Souvenir): Okay, okay, time to venture out. Hamburg Place is right there, so the shopping, the wandering, the accidental purchase of a novelty Kentucky Derby hat… it'll all happen. I'm aiming for something truly unique this time. Something to make my friends jealous.
- Afternoon - The Surprise Encounter: Okay, this is where it gets weird. I'm wandering around, kinda lost, at the Hamburg Place. I suddenly find myself face to face with a… yes… a life-size horse statue. My reaction? I stared for, like, a good two minutes. I swear it blinked. I think I'm in love.
- Later, The Room: Take a power nap, recharge from all the walking. Do not judge my pajama choice. They're comfortable, okay?
- Emotional State: Energized by the breakfast, slightly embarrassed about the horse statue, but overall… happy. This Lexington thing is actually kinda… fun.
Day 2: The Downtown Dilemma (and the Bourbon Blues)
- Morning - The Gym Gamble: So, I intended to hit the gym. Really. But the comfy bed… the allure of another breakfast waffle… Yeah, the gym lost. But hey, maybe tomorrow. Maybe.
- The Downtown Trek: Downtown! I booked a taxi, and I'm heading downtown to explore. I hear there are amazing restaurants. I'm going to try to navigate the traffic. Pray for me.
- Lunch - The Food Fumble: I found a place. I ordered the famous "hot brown." It was huge! I ate the whole thing, and I felt like I'd committed a crime against my stomach. But no regrets. It was heavenly!
- Afternoon - The Bourbon Ball Blunder (and Delight): Bourbon! I'm in Kentucky! It's mandatory. I found a place that did bourbon flights, which sounded sophisticated and grown-up. I even tried a bourbon ball. Okay, one became two. I may or may not have wobbled back to the hotel.
- Evening - The Emotional Come-Down: Feeling super full. I'm starting to miss my dog. I'm also wondering about what to do at the hotel, I'm currently looking at the TV.
- Emotional State: Euphoric and very, very full. Starting to feel nostalgic for home.
Day 3: The Departure Debacle (and the Unexpected Sweetness)
- Morning - The Farewell Breakfast (Waffle Redemption): One last breakfast. This time, I nailed the waffle. I'm officially a master!
- The Hotel Farewell: Checking out. Goodbye, comfy bed. Goodbye, surprisingly decent coffee.
- The Departure: The flight home. Already dreading it. Pray the flight is not late (or filled with Cheeto fiends).
- The Reflection: You know, this whole Lexington thing wasn't half bad. The horse statue was weird, the bourbon was… delicious. The hotel was actually pretty nice, and I met a guy just like the Cheeto-crunching titan.
- Emotional State: Sad to go, but also… looking forward to my own bed. And maybe… just maybe…planning a return trip.
Post-Lexington Thoughts (The Rambling Aftermath)
So, yeah. That was it. My messy, honest, slightly ridiculous journey through Lexington. And hey, the Courtyard South/Hamburg Place? It was a solid basecamp. Sure, there might have been a minor elevator incident, and the Wi-Fi wasn't always the best. But the staff were friendly, the room was clean enough, and the waffles… well, the waffles almost made me cry (in a good way). Lexington, you weird, wonderful place. Until next time…
(P.S. If you see a life-size horse statue with a slightly confused expression on its face, tell it I said hi.)
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Lexington's Hidden Gem: Courtyard Hamburg Place - Unbeatable Rates! (But Seriously, Let's Talk)
Okay, "Unbeatable Rates"? Sounds like marketing fluff. What's *actually* the deal on pricing?
Alright, let's ditch the marketing speak, shall we? I'm not gonna lie, "unbeatable" *is* a strong word. BUT. I've stayed at this Courtyard a bunch, and look, comparing it to other hotels in Hamburg, especially around the holidays or during Keeneland? You’re usually laughing. Seriously, I've seen prices that made me physically *wince* at the Hyatt Regency downtown. This place? Consistently more… reasonable. It’s not *cheap* cheap, you know? You’re still in Lexington. But it’s definitely a win for your wallet. I booked a last-minute trip for a friend's birthday last year, and the competitor Hilton was double the price. I almost told her, "Hey, love ya, but sleeping in the car it is!" Luckily, Courtyard Hamburg Place saved the day. The coffee? Well, we'll get to that later...
So...the location? Is it, like, IN Hamburg? Because that's a HUGE plus if it is.
Yes! See, that's the beauty of it. The *actual* beauty. It *is* in Hamburg. Like, *right* in the middle of everything. Restaurants? Check. Shopping? Double check. Movie theater? Triple check! You stumble out of your room, and you're practically tripping over a Red Lobster (hey, I'm not judging). And the best part? Traffic. I’ve spent entire HOURS stuck in Lexington gridlock downtown. Hamburg? It's manageable. Much more manageable, especially if you're smart. I once needed to get to a meeting on time, and I tell you, a little late-night jaunt through the backroads of Hamburg saved me from utter humiliation. The location saved the day.
What about the rooms themselves? Are they, you know, *clean*?
Okay, let's be real. I'm a bit of a clean freak. My partner calls it a "gift." So, yes. They have always been clean, from what I've seen. Like, legit clean. No mystery stains. No questionable smells. No dust bunnies partying under the beds. And believe me, I've looked! I'm that person who does a full bed-sheet inspection. (Don't judge!) Look, it's a Courtyard. It's not the Ritz-Carlton. But it's perfectly serviceable, tidy, and comfortable. I particularly appreciated the extra pillows. Sometimes a girl just needs to build a pillow fort and watch bad reality TV.
Breakfast situation? Is it the usual sad continental fare or something more?
Alright, BREAKFAST. Deep breath. Okay, the breakfast situation is…variable. It *is* a Courtyard, so temper your expectations, seriously. You’re not going to get a Michelin-star brunch. However, they *do* usually have the usual suspects: scrambled eggs (sometimes vaguely rubbery), sausage (a mystery meat, but hey, I'm hungry), oatmeal (that's actually pretty good), and the glorious, life-affirming waffle maker. Now, the waffle maker is a game-changer. You can make your own waffles, and you can eat them however you want. I have been known to pile on the whipped cream, the fruit, and the chocolate chips to create a symphony of waffle-y goodness. The coffee, though… that’s where things get dicey. It's hotel coffee. Let that sink in. Bring your own instant or prepare to be disappointed. I *always* bring my own coffee, or I’ll face the day with the same enthusiasm as a sloth going to a dentist.
Parking? No hidden fees or a Hunger Games-esque battle for a spot, right?
Parking is... easy! Amen. Easy. I hate paying extra for parking. So, thank goodness, the Courtyard Hamburg Place has ample complimentary parking. You just pull right up, find a spot, and you're done. I’ve never had to circle the lot, or get into a fender bender trying to steal a spot. It's a simple pleasure, but a major one. I once stayed at a downtown hotel and it cost FIFTY DOLLARS a night for parking. Fifty! I could have bought a whole *pizza* with that. So, yes, parking is a definite plus.
Is there a gym? Because, you know, gotta work off all those waffles.
Yes! They have what I would generously call a "fitness center." It's small. It's basic. It has treadmills, elliptical machines, and some free weights. Don't expect a full-blown, state-of-the-art facility. But! It gets the job done. It's enough to burn off some of those waffle calories, or at least make you feel less guilty about eating the entire plate. I’m a morning person and I always make a point of going at least once. I'm not training for a marathon, people. I just need to get a little blood flowing before I hit the shops.
What about the staff? Are they friendly? Or do they seem like they'd rather be anywhere else?
Okay, staff. Now, I've always found the staff to be perfectly pleasant. They're not going to be your best friends, but they're polite, helpful, and efficient. The front desk staff has always been responsive to requests, and I have seen them go out of their way to help folks. They remember the little things too, which I appreciate. I'm a creature of habit, and I always ask for a top-floor room. They usually remember the request. It’s nice to feel recognized and not like a transient who’s going to trash the place. But, you know, your mileage may vary. Good people, doing good work.
Any downsides? Besides the questionable coffee?
Alright, let's be upfront. No place is *perfect*. It's a Courtyard, not a five-star resort. The pool is decent, but nothing to write home about, and sometimes the elevators can be a little slow, especially when checking out at the same time as everyone else. And yes, the walls aren't exactly soundproof. I’ve heard the occasional late-night revelry, but nothing that's ruined my stay. But honestly, for the price and the location, I’m willing to overlook a few minor flaws. Overall, it's a solid, reliable choice. Not a total game-changer, but a consistent, comfortable place to rest your weary head. Seriously, though, bring your own coffee.Globetrotter Hotels
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