Woodbury's BEST La Quinta Inn? Unbelievable Perks Await!
Woodbury's La Quinta Inn: A Honest-to-Goodness Review (Prepare for Rambles!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups! Because you're about to get the real deal on Woodbury's La Quinta Inn – the "BEST" La Quinta Inn, according to… well, according to someone. I'm here to tell you if it lives up to the hype, and trust me, after spending way too much time there recently, I've got a few things to say.
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Let's Dive In: Accessibility, or, "Can a Wheelchair Exist Here?"
Okay, first impressions. Accessibility is crucial, and I'm happy to report (sort of) that they're trying. Ramps? Check. Elevators? Yep, they've got those. Wheelchair-accessible rooms? Present and accounted for. But, and there's always a but, the devil's in the details. Some doorways felt a smidge narrow, and maneuvering in the halls could be awkward during peak times. The bathroom in my experience seemed fine (but was cramped for space and a large wheelchair), but the shower itself was a bit… well, let's just say a grab bar wouldn't hurt. They get a solid "B" for accessibility. They're trying, but they could use a little more fine-tuning.
The "Things to Do" and "Ways to Relax" (Is "Relax" Even Possible in a Hotel?)
Okay, here's where things get interesting. The Fitness Center? I ventured in once. It was small, but hey, it had treadmills and some weights. Basic, but functional. The pool with a view sounds amazing, but the view was mostly… parking lot. The Sauna? Nope. Spa? Definitely not. The "spa" here is, well, let's just say it's more like a wish than a reality. The swimming pool (outdoor): It was closed. Even though it clearly said open on the website. Seriously? The steam room: uh, negative.
Here's a real thing that happened: I was hoping for a steam after the gym, only for the gym to have a malfunctioning treadmill. I just about lost it. That steam room would have saved the day. It got a tad bit too hot in there. No steam, no pool, just… the sad echo of my fitness dreams.
Cleanliness and Safety: Does it Feel Safe?
The hotel felt clean. And that's a win in my book. Anti-viral cleaning products - absolutely. The staff seemed diligent about wiping things down. I saw them constantly cleaning common areas, and that gave me peace of mind. They also had hand sanitizer stations everywhere.
However I didn't see any signs of the Individualy-wrapped food as the website says, or any of the Safe dining setup.
One day, I saw a staff member, who looked rather overwhelmed, hastily cleaning a room. I overheard her grumbling about a guest leaving a… well, let's just say a significant mess. I'll give them credit for the effort.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Adventure (or Trying To!)
Breakfast. Ah, breakfast. The free breakfast that I had in my room, thanks to a slight miscommunication on the room service. It was the only thing available. Asian breakfast? Nope. International cuisine in restaurant? No. Happy hour? Apparently not either.
Room Service (24-hour): This is fantastic on paper. However, when I tried to order at 3 AM (jet lag, the enemy of sleep!), the menu was… limited. Almost non-existent. The options were very specific.
The thing I noticed the most was the Coffee/tea in restaurant. I spent a good amount of time trying to get the best coffee around the hotel: the coffee was awful. Bitter, weak stuff. That's a cardinal sin, in my book!
The Snack bar was also just… there. A few sad chips, some candy bars, and a glimmer of hope in the form of a microwave.
Services and Conveniences: Does Someone Actually Care?
The Daily housekeeping was… inconsistent. Some days, my room was spotless. Other days, it was clear things had been missed. Air conditioning in public area was great. Food delivery? Yep, DoorDash and Uber Eats delivered right to my door, and I really appreciated that. Cash withdrawal? They had an ATM. Elevator? Yes, but it was a little slow. Laundry service? I think so.
One small anecdote: I went to the front desk to ask about a package I was expecting. The person behind the desk was super helpful after 5 minutes of searching. Turns out, it was at the wrong La Quinta, which was not the hotels fault, but they helped me call to find it and coordinate pickup.
For the Kids:
Babysitting service? Unlikely. Family/child friendly? Yes. There was a swimming pool. (when open.) .Kids meal: there were.
In-Room Amenities: The Nitty-Gritty
Okay, let's talk rooms. Air conditioning: essential, thankfully. Blackout curtains: yes, blessedly useful. Free bottled water. Coffee/tea maker – see above about the coffee. Hair dryer? Yup. Internet access: the Wi-Fi was free, but it was slow. I'm talking dial-up slow at times. I eventually just tethered to my phone. Refrigerator – yes.
One thing I loved was that they had non-smoking rooms. I will not sleep in a room that has smoke.
A Few Final Rambles (and My Verdict):
Okay, so… is the Woodbury La Quinta the "BEST" La Quinta? That depends on your definition. It's a solid, okay hotel. It's clean, it has a pool (when it's open), and the staff, for the most part, seem to care. But it's not luxurious. It's not a spa resort. It's a place to rest your head.
Overall Rating: A solid 3 out of 5 stars. It's not perfect, but it's perfectly fine. Would I stay there again? Probably, yeah. Especially if the price is right. But next time, I'm bringing my own coffee and a book. And maybe sneaking in my own steam room… just kidding (probably).
Escape to Beaufort: Your Perfect Wyndham Getaway Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is my brain on a long weekend in Woodbury, Minnesota, fueled by complimentary breakfast and the faint scent of chlorine from the indoor pool. Let's go… or… not, depending on how the mood strikes me.
La Quinta Inn & Suites by Wyndham St. Paul-Woodbury Woodbury (MN) - My Personal Disasterpiece (and Possible Masterpiece?)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Minnesota Nice Dilemma
- 1:00 PM - Check-in - The First Hurdle: Okay, so my flight was delayed. Of course. Because the universe enjoys watching me squirm. Finally arrive at the La Quinta, and let me just say, the lobby is… beige. Beige with a side of vaguely floral carpet. But hey, at least there's a friendly face at the desk! (Key!) They're incredibly polite. Too polite? Is this the Minnesota Nice I've heard so much about? I swear, I'm going to accidentally offend someone just by breathing. I fumble my reservation, nearly drop my bag (filled with emergency chocolate, naturally), and finally get a key. Score!
- 1:30 PM - Room Reconnaissance and Existential Dread: The room is… functional. Two queen beds that look suspiciously like they’ve seen some action. The air conditioning rattles like a grumpy old man. Fine. It's clean enough, and that's what matters, right? I immediately dump my bags, crack open the chocolate (crisis averted!), and stare out the window. Woodbury, Minnesota. A place of strip malls and… well, more strip malls. What have I gotten myself into? A brief moment of panic sets in: "Did I pack enough socks?"
- 2:30 PM - Seeking Sustenance (and Sanity): I decide to embrace the strip mall experience. After all, I am in the U.S.A. and everything is a strip mall… I venture forth in search of lunch. Target is my first stop, to grab some snacks. (Because you can never have too much food when you're alone in a hotel room). I accidentally buy like 8 candy bars.
- 3:30 PM - The Art of Awkward Interactions: I decide to be brave and head to… wherever has the best reviews. The waitress is the definition of Minnesota Nice. Too nice. It’s unnerving. I'm pretty sure I'm incapable of being this pleasant to people. I awkwardly order a burger, worry I'm taking up too much space, and over-tip because I'm afraid of what I'll be judged for.
- 5:00 PM - Poolside Reflections and the Mystery of the Missing Towel: After a few too many candy bars, I have an idea. I attempt to relax by the hotel pool. But first, I have to find a towel. Turns out, the hotel has a towel exchange system. Which I somehow failed at. So, I just wander toward the pool, fully clothed, and get all flustered when I realize the security guard is watching me. The water's a little cold, the chlorine smell is strong. I leave after 10 minutes and go change.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner and the Quest for Entertainment: I am ravenous. I finally find a local joint that looks promising. It turns out to be a chain restaurant. I try to order something healthy but fail miserably. The food is… edible. The music is bland. I try to read a book, but my brain feels like scrambled eggs. I return to the La Quinta and collapse on the bed.
Day 2: Exploration and the Pursuit of Meaning (Maybe)
- 7:00 AM - The Free Breakfast Battle Royale: This is where things get interesting. The "complimentary breakfast" is a warzone. Waffles! Eggs! (Questionable) Cereal! The usual lineup of processed delights. The coffee is… well, it's coffee. I make a tactical error and try the sausage. Regret.
- 8:00 AM - Woodbury Lakes Shopping Center - Is This My Life Now? I wander around, half hoping to find something interesting. I'm not sure what I'm expecting to find. I see a store with "Minnesota" emblazoned on everything. I resist the urge to buy a t-shirt that says "I Survived Woodbury."
- 10:00 AM - The Science Museum of Minnesota (A Distraction!): Alright, time to embrace the culture. I'm going to the Science Museum in St. Paul! Driving is a breeze through the suburban streets. The museum is chaotic with energy. The exhibits are amazing. I’m probably the only one who isn’t a kid. I leave feeling oddly refreshed.
- 1:00 PM - The Unexpected Burger Revelation: I grab lunch at a diner. The burger is amazing! I decide this is the best burger I’ve ever tasted.
- 3:00 PM - St. Paul – Cathedral of St. Paul: The architecture is stunning. I stand around in awe. I have a moment. For a moment, I forget that I’m terrified of everything, and everything is beautiful.
- 5:00 PM - A Stroll and a Stumble: I get lost on a side street. I have an internal monologue, and I get too caught up in it. I trip over a crack in the sidewalk. Nobody sees it, so, I pretend it never happened.
- 7:00 PM - A Quiet Dinner: I find a restaurant and order a plate of pasta. I keep looking for something to watch at the hotel, and that's all I do for the rest of the night.
Day 3: Departure and Existential Resolutions (Maybe)
- 7:00 AM - Breakfast Redux - The Egg-cellent Edition: I attempt another breakfast. This time, I skip the sausage.
- 8:00 AM - The Hotel Dumpster Dive for Memories: Okay, this is a weird one. I find a discarded La Quinta pen and a hotel room key. I think about taking a souvenir, but I'm not cool enough to do it. I just put it back.
- 9:00 AM - The Drive Home and the Bitter-Sweet Goodbye: It's time to leave. The drive back is smooth. I see a small lake and think it’s beautiful. I’m actually sad to leave.
Post-Trip Reflection (aka The Post-Vacation Blues)
So, Woodbury wasn't exactly a life-altering experience. But it wasn't a total disaster either. I survived! I made a lot of observations, and discovered a few minor flaws of mine. I ate too much, I overthought everything, and I probably offended a few Minnesotans with my blatant lack of "Nice." But hey, that's life, right? Maybe I'll come back. Maybe I won't. Either way, that La Quinta coffee… ugh. Still, I survived.
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Woodbury's La Quinta: The "Best"? Let's Unpack That, Folks. (Or, Why I Still Drive Here Sometimes...)
Alright, so you're thinking about the La Quinta in Woodbury. Smart move...maybe? Let's be brutally honest. This ain't the Ritz, okay? BUT, and this is a big but, there's a certain *charm* to the place. Let's figure out this "BEST" situation together.
1. Is it *actually* the "best"?
HA! "Best" is subjective, my friends. Let's be real. The advertising team probably had a few too many free continental breakfasts when they came up with that tagline. It's clean-ish. The staff are usually pretty friendly, bless their hearts! And for the price, it's… passable. But “Best” is a stretch. I mean, the air conditioning in Room 203 once sounded like a dying walrus. Loudly. And that was during a heatwave! But, you know what? I still go back. Because sometimes, you just need a semi-clean bed near the highway, you know? It depends on what you consider "best"!
2. What's the deal with the breakfast? "Unbelievable Perks Await!" (Seriously??)
Okay, "Unbelievable Perks." Yeah. The breakfast. It's... predictable. Think: "The Usual Suspects" of continental breakfast. Bagels (often a little stale, but hey, free!), instant oatmeal (sometimes with weird lumps, but, again, free!), sad little donuts (often the highlight, let's be real). Occasionally, they'll have waffles. Those are a game changer. If your timing is right, maybe. Just, manage your expectations. I dreamt of a full-on, made-to-order omelet station one time, but I woke up to… *sigh*… a lukewarm sausage patty. But I love it anyway, it’s part of the experience now. I got to know one of the breakfast ladies and she was the sweetest!
3. Are the rooms clean? I'm a germophobe! Send help!
Look, I'm not going to lie to you. It's not *hospital* clean. You might find a hair... or two... that isn't yours. (Whispers) Bring your own Lysol wipes. But generally, they're alright. I mean, I've stayed in worse. Much worse. I once stayed in a *motel* in Nevada where I swear the sheets were actively trying to smother me. Woodbury La Quinta? Compared to that experience, it's luxury. And the towels are always fresh - that's a big win in my book.
4. Is the pool worth it? I need a refreshing swim after my long drive!
The pool... hmm. Okay. I've seen it sparkling, inviting. I've also seen it looking… well, let's just say the clarity has been questionable at times. It *is* outdoors, so that's a plus. The pool deck is usually pretty clean. Honestly? I'd probably recommend it if you're itching for a swim. Just… maybe don't swallow the water. Actually, maybe just bring your own goggles and a healthy dose of optimism. It's a gamble. Like life itself.
5. What about the location? Is it near anything interesting?
Location, location, location. This is where the La Quinta shines, sort of! It's right off the highway. REALLY right off the highway. Which is convenient for travelers, obviously. Lots of quick food options nearby. There's a Cracker Barrel practically next door, which is a blessing and a curse, depending on your mood. You also have easy access to other stores. But don't expect any breathtaking views. You’re basically looking at the highway, and the parking lot. The thrill of a lifetime. But hey, at least it's easy to get to!
6. Okay, you've been… *ahem*… honest. Would you actually *recommend* it?
Alright, here comes the money shot. Look. Here's the deal. Yes, I would. BUT. With caveats. If you're on a budget, and you need a place to crash for a night or two, it will do the trick. If you're expecting a five-star experience, you will be sorely disappointed. This isn't the place for romance, unless your romantic getaway involves a questionable donut and a view of the highway. BUT. It's reliable. It's generally clean-ish. The staff are usually nice. It is a decent hotel that works. And, look, sometimes, you just need a hotel that *works*, you know? So, yeah. I’d recommend it - with the understanding that you're getting a solid, budget-friendly option. And that’s okay!
7. What's the Wi-Fi like? I can't live without my TikTok.
Okay, Wi-Fi. I am going to be brutally honest, as usual. It can be a bit… patchy. Let’s say you are in a room and, you are in a room, away from the door. Forget it. It is going to be a spotty connection at best. I once spent a solid hour perched on the edge of my bed, trying to upload a video. It was a disaster. But hey, at least it's *free*… sometimes. And let’s be real, you can always venture into the lobby, they usually got good Wi-Fi because everyone is trying to do the same. I’d recommend downloading your favorite shows/movies before you get here. Just in case you are in a room where it can't reach.
8. Tell me a funny story!!
Okay, this happened a few years back. I was there with my… ex-husband. Don't even get me started. Anyway. We were in room 312, which was… let's just say it needed some work. The air conditioning did the dying walrus impression. It was July. Brutal. We were trying to watch a movie. We kept having to pause the movie because of the walrus. So we thought we’d try to go to the pool. We opened the door and… a swarm of bees! Apparently, there was a nest above our door. I swear I’m not making this up. We ran back inside, locked the door,Find Secret Hotel Deals
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