Unbelievable Deals: Wyndham Sidney's Wingate Hotel (MT) - Book Now!
Unbelievable Deals: Wyndham Sidney's Wingate Hotel (MT) - Book Now! - A Real Person's Take (Because You Deserve the Truth!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just crawled out from under the covers after a stay -- or, attempted stay, let's be honest -- at the Wingate by Wyndham in Sidney, Montana. And let me tell you, the "Unbelievable Deals" sign is about as believable as my claim to know how to fold a fitted sheet. But hey, I'm here, and I'm spilling the beans (and hopefully not all over the slightly questionable carpet).
Accessibility: Can a Wheelchair Actually Get Around?
Alright, let's start with the good stuff, or at least, what could be good. The website claims to be accessible. (Accessibility, Wheelchair accessible) They have an elevator (essential!), but… and there’s a HUGE but… I saw some areas where the pathways seemed awfully narrow. My own two legs were feeling a bit claustrophobic! Facilities for disabled guests are advertised, but I'd want a closer look and maybe a phone call before booking for someone with mobility issues. This isn’t a slam dunk, folks.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Journey (or Just the Disappointment?)
Oh boy. Where do I even begin? The website touted Restaurants, Bar, Poolside bar, Coffee shop, Snack bar. Sounded promising! Maybe a little poolside margarita action? Dream on, sister. It's Montana. Most of the "restaurants" were, well, closed. I'm pretty sure the A la carte in restaurant and Breakfast [buffet] options were ghost memories. They did have a sad little Coffee/tea in restaurant setup. Let’s just say my coffee was the color of dishwater and tasted faintly of regret. And the Breakfast [buffet], well, let's just say I saw more sad pastries than happy faces. I'm talking the kind of pastries that look like they've been sitting under a heat lamp since the Pleistocene era. Good thing they offered Bottle of water, or I might have spontaneously combusted from dehydration and disappointment. The Room service [24-hour]? Don’t even ask. Probably nonexistent. My search for Desserts in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Asian breakfast and Vegetarian restaurant? Futility. I ended up scavenging for sustenance.
Cleanliness and Safety: Does "Sanitized" Mean Anything Anymore?
Okay, here’s where I really leaned in. After the pandemic, you expect cleanliness. They claim they are using Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Professional-grade sanitizing services, and the Rooms sanitized between stays. Fine, great, check. Hand sanitizers were plentiful, at least. Staff trained in safety protocol? Well, the front desk staff seemed vaguely aware of the concept of hygiene. But here’s the kicker -- I think my room's "sanitization" may have involved a quick wave of a feather duster. I'm not saying I saw a dust bunny the size of a small dog, but… maybe. The Hygiene certification must've been from the Dust Bunny Appreciation Society. The Safe dining setup they promise felt a lot like "hope for the best, and maybe bring your own Clorox wipes." I was constantly wondering, with the Individually-wrapped food options, if they even bothered. Room sanitization opt-out available? Doubtful. I'd need a hazmat suit to even consider that option. Good news? First aid kit was readily available, just in case.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Finding My Zen (or at Least Avoiding the Dust Bunnies!)
Okay, here's where it gets tricky. They mention a Fitness center. Sounded great! Except I'm pretty sure the "fitness center" was two treadmills from the 80s, a rusty weight bench, and a lonely, deflated exercise ball. I'd have more fun using the stairs! (Gym/fitness). They also advertised a Pool with view, Swimming pool [outdoor], but it was…well, closed. It was Montana, after all. The only thing I did for relaxation in my room was bury myself under those heavy blackout curtains (Blackout curtains) and tried to sleep off my disappointment. Seriously, the only way to truly relax would be to stay as far away from the lobby as possible.
Services and Conveniences: Did They Actually Think This Through?
The concierge might have been on vacation, because I never saw one. Facilities for disabled guests, see accessibility above. They do have an elevator, bless them. Daily housekeeping… Well, let’s just say my room was tidied up to the exact same standard as my last attempt at cleaning the bathtub. The Luggage storage? Nonexistent, or at least invisible. The convenience store? Yeah, that was probably just a vending machine that wanted to charge me a kidney for a bag of chips. The Air conditioning in public area probably worked; I really didn't spend much time in those areas.
For the Kids: Is There Anything for the Little Ones?
They advertised Family/child-friendly and Babysitting service. That said I wouldn't want to leave a kid in that place, not even with a babysitter. I'm guessing the kids are just supposed to be happy that they survived the trip!
In the Room: The Real Deal
Alright, what about the actual room? Air conditioning? Check. It worked. Alarm clock? Present. Bathroom phone? Didn't even know those existed anymore. Bathtub, separate shower/bathtub? Yup, they were there. The Bed? Actually, that was the one bright spot. The bed was comfy, with those nice High floor views… of mostly nothing. Mini bar? Nope. Refrigerator? Yep. Coffee/tea maker? Yep. Free bottled water, which was a lifesaver considering the coffee situation. One thing I'll give them? The Slippers. A nice touch for navigating the slightly sticky carpet. The Wi-Fi [free] worked, at least. And thank goodness for the Wake-up service, because I nearly slept through my departure entirely.
Getting Around: Can You Actually Escape?
They offered Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site]. That's good, because you'll need a car to get anywhere else. Airport transfer? Not that I saw, but you're in Sidney, Montana. The airport is, let's just say, intimate.
My Verdict: Run, Don't Walk, Unless You're Desperate!
Look, the Wingate by Wyndham in Sidney, Montana, is… an experience. It’s like a budget travel time capsule to… well, not the glory days. More like the slightly-less-glorious days. Is it the worst hotel I've ever stayed in? No. Is it the best? Absolutely not. Cleanliness and safety are questionable. Cleanliness and safety are questionable. The dining is bleak. The amenities are… optimistic. The rooms are okay, if you don't look too closely. If you’re passing through and need a crash pad, and the price is ridiculously low… maybe. But if you're expecting anything beyond basic shelter, adjust your expectations accordingly. And for the love of all that is holy, bring your own snacks.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because my trip to the glorious (and let's be honest, slightly random choice that is) Wingate by Wyndham in Sidney, Montana, is about to unravel. I’m not promising perfection, just a raw, unfiltered look into the psyche of a traveling, slightly caffeinated human.
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Plains Surprise… Or Lack Thereof.
1:00 PM - Arrival in Sidney: Landed at the far from glamorous Sidney-Richland Municipal Airport. Seriously, it was a glorified shed. My internal monologue: Okay, breathe. Wide open spaces, right? This is… an experience.
1:30 PM - Check-in at the Wingate: The lobby looked like it was designed by a committee whose primary goal was to be beige. Beige walls, beige carpet, beige furniture. I half expected to see a beige-colored ghost. The staff… they were there, doing a job. Nothing wrong with that. I'm not exactly sure what I was expecting.
2:00 PM - The Room Reveal: Okay, the room. Clean. Standard. The kind of place where you'd expect the mini-fridge to be the most exciting thing. Which, to be fair, it might have been. My inner monologue went ballistic: Yes, I am in a room with a bed. And a TV. And a mini-fridge. Prepare for a day of…doing nothing.
2:30 PM - Lunch and the Quest for the Unexpected: I wandered (more like shuffled) over to the nearest diner, "The Roundup." Okay, it was exactly what you'd expect from a diner in Montana: massive portions, friendly waitresses, and a general air of "we're glad you're here, even if you look like you haven't seen the sun in a year." Ordered a burger. It was… fine. Definitely not a culinary masterpiece, but it filled the hole. The real highlight? The woman at the next table, wearing a hat with a stuffed pheasant on it, and regaling the entire diner about her prize-winning pumpkins. Pure Montana gold. That was the unexpected.
3:30 PM - The Great Plains Drive: Decided to take a drive "out there" because, well, what else was there to do? The vastness was genuinely breathtaking. Mile upon mile of… nothing. And I mean that in the best way possible. It's a total reset button for the soul. I needed that. It made me feel… lonely. But also oddly peaceful.
5:00 PM - Pool Time (and my epic fail): The Wingate had a pool and jacuzzi! I was all excited until… I realized I'd forgotten my swimsuit. Face palm. So, instead of frolicking, I sat in the lobby, watching the pool through the window, feeling slightly ridiculous and mostly envious of the happy children splashing around.
7:00 PM - Dinner at "The Silver Dollar Bar and Grill": This place was legendary. Actually, any place called "The Silver Dollar" should be legendary, right? The decor was vintage-Montana-meets-slightly-worn-down. I got the prime rib. It. Was. Huge. Halfway through, I was regretting my life choices, but in a good way. The waitress, a woman with a smile that could melt glaciers, regaled me (okay, maybe I begged) with stories of the town's history and the time a rodeo clown got stuck in a porta-potty. I almost choked on my dinner from laughing.
8:30 PM - Back to the Room and the Fridge of Dreams: Grabbed a soda out of the fridge, watched some terrible TV, and fell asleep. The jet lag, the vastness of the plains, and the prime rib had done their work.
Day 2: Sidney, History, and Deep Thoughts
9:00 AM - Woke up with an attitude! The bed was ok, but the lack of real coffee had me in despair. How am I supposed to survive the day without some real caffeine!!
9:30 AM - The "Breakfast is Included" Debacle: This was hotel breakfast at its finest (or, let's be honest, at its most… hotel-ish). A sad selection of sugary cereals, some rubbery scrambled eggs. There was a waffle maker, but the line was long and I was feeling impatient. I opted for the toast. It was fine. I was getting the impression that things in Sidney were just… fine.
10:00 AM - Exploring Main Street: The historic downtown was charming and a tiny bit sad. You could see glimpses of the past glory, but also the struggles of a town trying to keep going. I walked into a general store that smelled of sawdust and nostalgia. The woman behind the counter, her name was Delores, sold me a postcard. A truly life changing event!
11:00 AM - Fort Union Trading Post National Historic Site: Headed out for an hour drive to get a true understanding of the history of this area. The drive was beautiful, the site was truly breathtaking. I wish I had brought my own car!
1:00 PM - "Sip n' Dip" Lunch: Finding a decent lunch wasn't even on my radar. But here I was! The bar here made me feel like I was in a real bar.
3:00 PM - Back to the Room: My Great Depression. Here comes the fun part. I sat and watched tv for a good portion of the time. Wow! Look at me!
6:00 PM - Dinner and a Revelation: Back to "Silver Dollar" and ordered the same thing! The waitress noticed and asked me about my trip. It was so refreshing to have someone ask! I was starting to fall in love with Montana.
8:00 PM - Packing and a Final, Long Look: Packed my suitcase. Looked out the window. The wide-open sky. The quiet. It wasn't so bad. It was actually… good.
8:30 PM - Final thought: This place is pretty awesome.
Day 3: Departure and the lingering essence of beige.
- 7:00 AM - Goodbye Beige, Hello, Back Home! Quick breakfast. Final look at the empty parking lot. Goodbye, Sidney. Goodbye, Wingate.
- 8:00 AM - Airport Adventure: The airport was still small. The security guard recognized me.
- 9:00 AM - Departure: The plane takes off, leaving the flatness behind. I looked out the window. I’ll be back, Montana. Maybe.
The Verdict: Wingate by Wyndham Sidney in Sidney, Montana? It's not a luxurious getaway. It's not a foodie paradise. But it is… an experience. It's a slice of authentic, slightly quirky, and undeniably vast America. And sometimes, that's exactly what you need.
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Okay, spill the beans. Is this deal… believable? Honestly?
Look, "unbelievable" in the hotel game is like a magician saying "watch closely!" Right away, you're waiting for the trick. I'm thinking it could be a *really* good deal, potentially masking a truly *interesting* experience, or just… well, a slightly over-enthusiastic marketing team. Think of it as a blind date with a hotel. Prepare for surprises.
Sidney, Montana. Why would I even *want* to go there? I mean, no offense.
Okay, fair play. I'll admit, Sidney isn't exactly on the "must-see" list for most people. But, and this is a big but, sometimes the *unexpected* is where the magic happens. Maybe you’re stuck between towns, like I was, and you’re tired. Maybe you're into… well, I'm not sure what. Okay, I was visiting family a few hours away or just, you know, escaping from reality. Or maybe you've got a sudden, inexplicable urge to see a really, really big grain elevator. Whatever your poison, consider it an adventure. Embrace the charm… or the lack thereof. It’s a chance to experience… *something* different. And who knows, maybe I'll find a gem! No judgements in this instance.
What's the deal with the Wingate? Like, what can I *actually* expect?
Ah, the million-dollar question. Based on my research (which, I admit, hasn't exactly been thorough, I was more spontaneous with my decision), and a glance at reviews (again, keep in mind it's a Wingate), expect… standard. Think clean-ish rooms, a free breakfast (which could be anything from cardboard-esque waffles to surprisingly decent pastries), and hopefully functioning WiFi. Don't go in expecting the Ritz. Set your expectations low, and the rest, I hope, is a pleasant surprise. I'm hoping for a clean bed and a working TV. That's really all I'm asking.
About that "free breakfast"... tell me more! Is it… edible?
Okay, this is the *real* gamble. Hotel breakfasts are a mixed bag. You could get lucky and encounter a warm, fluffy waffle situation with fresh fruit and a smiling attendant. Or, you could be faced with something… less appealing. Picture this: a sad, pre-packaged muffin that has seen better days, a microwave-ready sausage patty, and coffee that tastes vaguely of disappointment. The key is to manage your expectations. Pack some emergency granola bars just in case. And remember, you’re eating there because it’s FREE! This is the lifeblood of these unbelievable deals.
Okay, so let's say I booked this "Unbelievable Deal." What should I pack? Seriously.
Pack for anything. Montana weather can be… unpredictable. Seriously. Bring layers. T-shirts for when it's hot, a jacket when it's not, and a raincoat just in case (because, you know, Murphy's Law). Besides that, bring all the usuals: toiletries, your favorite book (because sometimes there's nothing better than hiding away with a good novel), and maybe a travel-sized bottle of hand sanitizer (just a personal preference, I'm a germophobe, sue me). And if you're a picky eater like me, snacks. Lots of snacks. You'll thank me later.
Did I mention bugs?!
*shudders*. I'm sorry. It's the thought that counts? I don't like bugs. I'm just going to keep it moving as quick as I can, before any thoughts of this get me. I'll bring bug spray, just in case.
What can I *actually* do around Sidney? I mean, besides sleep.
Okay, this is where things get… interesting. Sidney isn’t exactly known for its bustling nightlife (or any nightlife, really). But! Apparently, there are some historical museums, some local shops (maybe a cool antique store?), and definitely some opportunities for outdoor adventures. There are several parks to walk around, and the nearby lake is a great place to walk around or take a nap. And, of course, there are several restaurants. Just do a cursory search and don't worry too much about over planning or overthinking. You'll be fine.
Is it pet-friendly? Because my fluffy companion simply *must* come along.
Check the *actual* booking details. Seriously. Double-check triple-check. Wingate is typically pet-friendly, but there might be restrictions (breed, size, additional fees). Don't go through with your cat or dog to find out the hard way. Trust me on this one.
What if something goes wrong?! Oh. My. God.
Deep breaths. Things *will* go wrong. Accept it. Maybe the TV won't work. Maybe the coffee machine will explode… Okay, probably not explode, but you get the idea. The important thing is to stay calm. Contact the front desk. Be polite, but assertive. If it's a truly horrific experience (like, say, a swarm of locusts descends upon your room), advocate for yourself. And if all else fails? Well, there's always the power of a strongly worded review. And maybe some wine from the nearest gas station. Whatever gets you through the night.
Final thoughts? Regrets? Should I actually go through with this?
Look, I'm going through with it. My reasoning? A cheap room is a cheap room. The expectation is low, but the potential for a story is high. I’m prepared to embrace the mundane, the slightly disappointing, and maybe, just maybe, a delightful surprise. And you know what? Even if it sucks, it's still an adventure. Just… keep your expectations flexible, your sense of humor intact, and maybe bring a book. And a strong coffee. Lots of coffee. God speed.
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