
Escape to Milwaukee: Airport's BEST Hotel? Fairfield Inn & Suites Review!
Escape to Milwaukee: Is the Fairfield Inn & Suites at the Airport Really the BEST Hotel? My Chaotic Confessions!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans (and maybe some lukewarm coffee from the hotel's ahem generous breakfast buffet) on my recent stay at the Fairfield Inn & Suites near Milwaukee Airport. Frankly, the name "Escape to Milwaukee" itself is already a stretch. Is it an escape? More like a… layover oasis? Let's get real. But still, let's break down the chaos, shall we? This isn't your polished, PR-friendly review. This is warts-and-all, unfiltered, and probably a little too honest.
First Impressions (AKA The Arrival Debacle):
Getting there? Easy peasy, lemon squeezy with the airport shuttle. Score! Free airport transfer? Yes, please! I rolled up, hopped out of the slightly-too-warm-for-May shuttle, and was immediately greeted by… well, blessedly free parking. (Car park [free of charge] – check!) The exterior? Standard Fairfield Inn. Clean, functional, and about as exciting as a beige wall.
My first internal war started at the front desk. The front desk [24-hour] - thank god! because I arrived late. My room? … A slight catastrophe!. I requested an accessible room because hello, I'm a bit of a klutz, and the idea of tripping over a rogue suitcase (which in my case, is always a contender) while trying to navigate a tiny hotel room gives me the shivers. The hotel claimed [Facilities for disabled guests] but initially, it wasn't quite what I envisioned. Let's just say, the ramp access still needs some love and I wasn't happy. I'm also still not sure if my room (which, btw, had [Exterior corridor]) was officially certified accessible, but at least, the [Elevator] got me upstairs.
The Room - My Temporary Fortress of Solitude (and Mild Disappointment):
Okay, let's wade through the room details:
- [Available in all rooms]: Yep, the basics are there: air conditioning, alarm clock, desk (thank god), hairdryer, ironing facilities (thank god), and a mini-fridge I was too lazy to use.
- [Internet]: Free Wi-Fi [free] in the room, which is a MUST in my book. I'll pay extra for Wi-Fi any day. But let's be real, the connection wavered more than my commitment to flossing. I really needed [Internet access – wireless] and I got it, but seriously, it was patchy.
- The Bed Situation: A reasonably comfortable bed, [Extra long bed]- check. I found a [Reading light] to be useful for watching the airport channel to stay informed.
- The Bathroom: Standard, but clean. The [Toiletries] were the generic "hotel brand" variety, which I instantly replaced with my own. Because I'm fancy. The [Shower] was okay (no complaints really).
- Annoyances: The [Blackout curtains] worked too well. I almost slept through my alarm! Also, the [Soundproofing]? Well, it helped, because the airport is right there.
Okay, so, the room itself? Fine. Functional. Not exactly a palace, but comfortable enough to crash in. Not a deal-breaker, but they could definitely improve on this part.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Feeding the Beast (Me):
- Breakfast: Included, which is a huge plus. [Breakfast [buffet]], [Western breakfast], Asian breakfast. It was… well, it was a buffet. Think rubbery scrambled eggs, questionable sausage links, and those little pre-packaged muffins that taste suspiciously like cardboard. I did manage to snag a decent cup of coffee, and the [Coffee/tea in restaurant] was appreciated. They offered [Breakfast takeaway service], which was great because I wanted to leave the buffet before my sanity disappeared.
- Other Food Options?: I didn't notice any [Asian cuisine in restaurant] but according to their website, there is a [Snack bar]. There is [Room service [24-hour]], but that could be only a few items.
Amenities – The Bits and Bobs (and My Mixed Feelings):
- The Pool: Yes, there's a [Swimming pool [outdoor]]. But it was freezing when I went, and the [Poolside bar]? Non-existent… or maybe just closed because of the weather?
- Fitness Center: Yep, a [Gym/fitness] room! I did the dutiful thing – I looked through the window, then went back to my room and ordered pizza. (Priorities, people!)
- Cleanliness and Safety: They seem to take this seriously. [Staff trained in safety protocol] for sure, and lots of [Hand sanitizer] stations. I appreciated the [Daily disinfection in common areas] and [Room sanitization opt-out available] options.
- Things to Do: This isn't really a "things to do" kind of place. Unless "watch planes take off" is high on your agenda.
Accessibility Deep Dive (Because It Matters):
As I said, the accessibility was, in my opinion, a mixed bag.
- Wheelchair accessible: The public areas seemed okay, but I didn't have to use my chair.
- [Accessibility] - Facilities for disabled guests - still needs work.
- Elevator?: Yes! Praise the Lord
- [Facilities for disabled guests] - it really could have been better
The Verdict: Worth the Layover, But Don't Expect Miracles
So, would I recommend the Fairfield Inn & Suites at Milwaukee Airport? For a quick overnight stay, especially if you need to be close to the airport? Yeah, probably. It's convenient, the price is right, and the free Wi-Fi (when it works) is a lifesaver.
But, if you're expecting a luxurious getaway? Keep looking. This is a functional hotel, not a destination. It's reliable, but not particularly memorable. The staff was friendly, the room was clean enough, the bed was comfortable. But this is not a hotel to write home about. It's just… fine.
Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Stars. Would be higher with better Wi-Fi and slightly more impressive breakfast!
Banning's Best Kept Secret: Days Inn & Casino Fun!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your grandma's dry-as-a-bone itinerary. This is a chaotic, real-life travel disaster… er, I mean, adventure, planned around staying at the Fairfield Inn & Suites Milwaukee Airport. Pray for me.
Fairfield Frenzy: A Milwaukee Meander (With Mild Disasters)
Day 1: Arrival & Airport Anxiety (and a Seriously Questionable Pizza Choice)
- 1:00 PM: Touch down at MKE. Okay, I’m officially in Milwaukee. (Cue dramatic sigh of relief, because flying is basically a sweaty anxiety fest for me). My suitcase is practically vibrating with anticipation. Or maybe it’s just me.
- 1:30 PM: Shuttle to the Fairfield Inn. Smooth sailing! For once. Found the shuttle easily - which, for me, is a minor miracle. The driver gave me that polite Midwestern "how ya doin'?" and I fumbled through a response. Nailed it.
- 2:00 PM: Check-in. Okay, the lobby seems… well, it's a Fairfield Inn. Clean, functional, smells vaguely of chlorine. That's a good sign, right? Desk clerk seems nice, but also has that same distant, friendly, airport-fatigue look I had a few hours ago.
- 2:30 PM: Unpack in my room and mentally assess my current state. Tired. Hungry. Slightly terrified of the upcoming Wisconsin cheese overload. Plus, I'd forgotten my travel pillow. This could be a long trip.
- 3:00 PM: Desperately seek sustenance. There's a pizza place down the street with a name that sounds like it was thought up by a committee. Against my better judgment, ordered a large. I'm already picturing regret. Should have gone for a cheese curd appetizer.
- 4:00 PM: Pizza arrives: It looks… edible. Taste? Undistinguished. Still, pizza is pizza. Maybe it's the best pizza they have.
- 5:00 PM: Decide to take a walk around the hotel. Not a lot to see and do, but I need to stretch my legs. And maybe find a vending machine with some actual snacks. Nope. Just overpriced chips. Sigh.
- 6:00 PM: Rest. Catch up on some reading and decompress.
Day 2: Brewery Bliss (and a Near-Death Experience with a Bratwurst)
- 9:00 AM: Free continental breakfast. Score! The breakfast bar is predictably, and wonderfully, beige. Waffles? Yes. Over-sweetened cereal? Obviously. Coffee that could raise the dead? Absolutely. I fill my plate and feel a sense of purpose.
- 10:00 AM: Uber into the city. Feeling relatively spritely. Milwaukee here I come!
- 10:30 AM: Tour of the Miller Brewery! Oh, the glorious smell of hops. Learning all about the history (didn't realize Miller had such a long history!). I'm starting to think that maybe, just maybe, I am a beer person. Free samples are a gift from the gods. Especially the one that tastes like liquid sunshine. And then they let us into the bottling plant! It's all so mesmerizing, bottles flying around in a dizzying ballet.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a German restaurant. The Bratwurst is… enormous. I try to be dainty, but I can't. I practically inhale it. Accidentally drop some mustard on my shirt. Crap.
- 2:00 PM: Walk around the city. Beautiful architecture. The Milwaukee Art Museum is stunning. The art? Hmm. Some of it I get. Some of it… not so much. But the building itself? Pure, elegant, architectural poetry.
- 4:00 PM: Another brewery. Oh, the humanity! Another tour. This time, the beer is craft and trendy. I'm starting to feel a bit… wobbly.
- 6:00 PM: Uber back to the hotel. Crash into my bed. Feel like I've done a marathon.
Day 3: Cheese Curds & Farewell(and a last-minute search for souvenirs)
- 9:00 AM: One more visit to the breakfast bar, of course. Fuel up for the day! Try to find a waffle with perfectly crisp edges. Fail.
- 10:00 AM: Cheese curd pilgrimage commences. I've heard so much about these things. I head off in search of the best cheese curds Milwaukee has to offer.
- 11:00 AM: Found a place that looked promising. Order cheese curds. They come out. "Squeaky" is the promised texture, according to the waitress. I bite in: Glorious. Like tiny, salty, cheesy clouds of joy. I am now a convert.
- 12:00 PM: Shop for souvenirs. Panic sets in. I need to find some presents. I settle on some branded merchandise at a gift shop near my hotel.
- 1:00 PM: Final moments and check out of my room. The room feels strange, but somehow familiar.
- 2:00 PM: Airport. Flight. Home. I kind of miss the Fairfield Inn already.
- 2:30 PM: Try to recall the whole vacation. It's all a bit of a blur.
Final Thoughts: Milwaukee: You're a weird and wonderful place. Would I go back? Absolutely. Especially for those cheese curds. And the beer. And maybe, just maybe, I'll remember to pack my travel pillow next time. This trip was messy, and sometimes awkward, but it was mine. And that's all that matters. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a pizza to regret.
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Escape to Milwaukee Hotel Rant: Fairfield Inn & Suites at the Airport - Seriously?!
Okay, so, Fairfield Inn & Suites at the Milwaukee Airport... Is it ANY good? Spill the beans, already!
What about the breakfast? Because, let's be real, that's crucial. Gotta fuel up for… y'know… existing.
The rooms! Give me the lowdown on the actual rooms. Clean? Big enough for a human?
Okay, so the location's good for the airport. But anything ELSE to do *near* it? Like, are there any restaurants nearby that DON'T require a plane ticket?
Let's talk about the staff. Are they, you know, PEOPLE? Or robots programmed to smile and say "Have a nice day" 24/7?
So, bottom line: Should I stay at the Fairfield Inn & Suites at the Milwaukee Airport?


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