Escape to Comfort: Microtel Inn St. Clairsville's Unbeatable Deals!
Escape to Comfort: Microtel Inn St. Clairsville's Unbeatable Deals! - A Rambling Review
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from a stay at the Microtel Inn in St. Clairsville, and honestly? I'm still processing it. Trying to wrangle all the stuff this place offers into a neat little review is like trying to herd cats… or, you know, actually wrangle cats, which I'm pretty useless at. Here goes, a messy, honest, and hopefully somewhat helpful, account.
First Impressions & The Accessibility Angle – Let's Talk About Getting In (and Out!):
Right off the bat, I was pleasantly surprised. The accessibility looked pretty darn good. Wide doorways, ramps where needed… it actually felt like they'd thought about it, not just ticked a box. That's huge, and something I always look for since my Aunt Mildred’s been… you know… dealing with things. (Bless her heart!) They’ve got a wheelchair accessible thing going on, which is great. More hotels need to get on that train, seriously. And the elevator! Yes! No climbing five flights of stairs after a long drive. Whew. Felt like I could breathe again.
Internet & The Modern World – Can We Connect, Please?
Okay, the basics. Internet access? Check! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Double-check and a resounding YES! They shouted about it in the marketing, and, gotta say, for once, the reality matched the hype. My phone actually connected, which is a small miracle these days. I dove in and got my work done, and never experienced it falling out. Internet [LAN] and Internet services were there too, though I, personally, didn't need them, but hey, the option's always nice. They even mentioned Wi-Fi for special events, which if you’re planning a conference – well, that’s a bonus.
The Cleanliness & COVID-Consciousness - Did They Actually Clean?
Look, the world's a mess right now. So, cleanliness and safety are paramount. I was mildly obsessed with this aspect. The hotel definitely made an effort. They were showing off their Anti-viral cleaning products. I saw the staff cleaning like they’d signed up for a competition to rid the earth of germs. And the sanitizing! They were all over it. Professional-grade sanitizing services, the works. They had Hand sanitizer everywhere. I appreciated this. The Daily disinfection in common areas seemed legit, too. The rooms sanitized between stays, and you could even opt-out of room sanitization if you weren’t feeling it. (Though, honestly, after the year we've had, I’m all in on the sanitizing!) There was Physical distancing of at least 1 meter everywhere, which felt reassuring. They even had Cashless payment service available, to make it all smoother. They even have Hygiene certification.
Rooms & Creature Comforts – My Cozy Little Prison… er, Retreat:
Alright, the rooms themselves. Pretty standard Microtel fare. Air conditioning? Yep. Blackout curtains? Thank goodness, because I needed those. I like to sleep in, okay? Free Wi-Fi? Again, yes, and the quality, which is a massive win! In-room safe box for valuables? Good thinking. They have Hair dryers, shower, toiletries, you know the drill. I actually appreciated the extra long bed. I could stretch out without my feet dangling off the end. It was a simple, clean space. The desk was functional. The seating area was… well, it was a chair. And the window that opens was a nice touch for some fresh air. They seem to have included nearly everything, the desk, desk, coffee/tea maker, desk. I was happy with it!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Feed Me (Please, and Don't Judge My Choices!)
Okay, confession time: I’m a sucker for hotel breakfasts. They had Breakfast [buffet]! (Subject to change, of course!) They had the Breakfast service, pretty standard. And the Breakfast takeaway service if you're in a rush. They have a Coffee shop, and they definitely have Coffee/tea in restaurant. There were restaurants, and with a la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, even a Vegetarian restaurant. But here’s where the review gets a little… messy. I didn't actually eat at the restaurants. I was in a bit of a food coma from the driving! However, I did see a Snack bar right there, so that worked! They even had a Bottle of water in the room. I was feeling really pleased.
Services and Conveniences – The Good, The Bad, and the “Okay, That’s Useful”
Here's where Microtel shines, with all the Services and conveniences:
- Essential condiments: Okay, I didn't check for these, but the thought is nice.
- Food delivery: This is a definite plus, especially if you’re like me and a little lazy after a long day.
- Daily housekeeping: Bless them. My room can get… messy.
- Laundry service: Now we're talking. Big win.
- Concierge: Did not need them.
- Cash withdrawal: Always handy.
- Safe deposit boxes: Smart!
- Elevator: Love them!
- Doorman: Nope, but not needed.
- Luggage storage: You bet.
- Dry cleaning: Always a plus!
- Meeting/banquet facilities: Not sure why the "slash," but good to know.
- Xerox/fax in business center: Useful if you're there for work and still getting used to modern technology.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: Easy parking, another win!
- Taxi service: Just in case.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Perfect for last-minute presents.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax – Sauna? Spa? Wait… What?
Okay, so the "Escape" part. This is where it gets a little… optimistic. They listed a Sauna. Sauna! And a Spa/sauna. And a Spa. A Swimming pool (outdoor). That sounds like a fancy resort. However, my inner cynic thinks they might be exaggerating… I didn’t actually see any of this. Maybe I missed it? Possibly. My brain was a bit fried from a long drive. Perhaps the Gym/fitness center was there and I just didn't look hard enough? The Pool with view was not there. I didn’t notice the Steamroom, the Foot bath, or the Body scrub and the Body wrap. Oh well.
For the Kids - Babysitting Service? Really?
They advertised Family/child friendly, which is great! They also have the Babysitting service, which is brilliant!
The Small Stuff – Little Details That Matter:
- Front desk [24-hour]: Always a comfort.
- Security [24-hour]: Makes me feel safe.
- Non-smoking rooms: Huge plus!
- Smoke alarms and Fire extinguisher: Safety first!
- Car power charging station: Nice touch for the eco-conscious.
- Acceptable Hotel Chain: Solid and reliable.
The Verdict – Unbeatable Deals? Well… Yeah, Probably.
Look, the Microtel Inn in St. Clairsville isn't a luxury resort. But for the price, the location, and the generally clean and accessible environment, it’s a solid choice. And hey, if there actually are those spa treatments, then maybe it is a total escape. And a good one. I'd go back, especially after the free Wi-Fi and cleanliness. So, yeah, Unbeatable Deals? I’d say… maybe. Definitely worth checking out. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find that sauna… or at least a decent cup of coffee. Don't judge!
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-formatted itinerary. This is real life, baby. We're talking Microtel Inn & Suites in St. Clairsville, OH, and a trip that promises to be… something. Let’s see how this hot mess unfolds, shall we?
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Pizza Predicament (aka, Finding Something Edible)
- 3:00 PM: Arrival at Microtel - St Clairsville, OH. Okay, first impressions. The lobby. It’s… beige. Surprisingly clean, though. Points for that, Microtel. I’m already battling the existential dread of a long drive, so the beige just… kind of blends. You know? Hopefully, my room isn't beige on beige on beige.
- 3:30 PM: Check-in Debacle (or, Where's My Soda?) The woman at the front desk, bless her heart, seems to be juggling about five different crises simultaneously. My key card fails. Twice. I spend what feels like an eternity just trying to get to my room. And the soda machine? Out of order. The universe is clearly against me.
- 4:00 PM-6:00 PM: The Great Pizza Predicament. Okay, food. Gotta find food. I'm starving. I’m scrolling through Yelp like my life depends on it (which, at this moment, it kind of does). There aren’t a ton of choices. I settle on a place called "Pizza Place X." Oh boy.
- 4:45 PM: Pizza Place X Disaster. Let me tell you, this pizza… it was… an experience. The crust was like cardboard, the sauce tasted suspiciously of ketchup, and the cheese had the texture of something you’d scrape off a sidewalk. In a moment of weakness, I considered running across the street for a slice of gas station pizza. That is how bad it was. The only highlight? The incredibly nice (and probably overworked) teenager behind the counter. I felt sorry for him.
- 5:15 PM: Emotional Recovery. I retreat back to the beige sanctuary of my Microtel room. I'm sitting on the bed, staring at the television, utterly defeated. Ate that pizza and almost cried. How did I let this happen? Is there even a good pizza place in St. Clairsville? I'm beginning to doubt the very fabric of reality.
- 6:00 PM: Attempted Redemption (or, Netflix and the Comfort of the Familiar) I throw on some Netflix, hoping for a distraction. "The Office" is my comfort blanket. I feel a little better. I might survive. Maybe.
Day 2: A Blast from the Past and the Pursuit of Happiness (and a Decent Breakfast)
- 7:00 AM: Breakfast… the Microtel version. Included breakfast, right? Oh boy, here we go. It’s predictably… ok. The waffles, lukewarm. Coffee is the only salvation. It’s enough to get me going.
- 8:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Journey to the Past - The Victorian Mansion Museum (Wheeling, WV) I decide to take a short drive to Wheeling, West Virginia, and check out the Victorian Mansion Museum. I've always been fascinated by history, and this place offers a trip back in time.
- 8:45 AM: Wheeling to the Mansion. The drive through West Virginia is beautiful. I get a bit lost. But that's okay because I'm always up for a good adventure.
- 9:30 AM: The Mansion's Charm. The mansion itself is amazing! The furniture! The architecture! I swear I could almost smell the ghosts of the past. I'm totally feeling a mix of awe and a creepy sense of nostalgia.
- 11:00 AM: Museum Mishap. I start getting restless. I had to fight the urge to pet the antique couches. I realized I hadn't had my coffee yet. Regret, I have it.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch and the Search for Sunshine. I manage to find a decent diner in Wheeling. I’m still feeling the after-effects of Pizza Place X, so I stick with a safe, predictable (and far better) burger and fries.
- 2:00 PM: Back to Microtel – Naptime is Necessary. Feeling weary. Back to the comfort of the hotel.
- 6:00 PM: Dining out at a Restaurant. I want to indulge in something delicious today and get away from the beige.
- 7:00 PM: Return and Relax Watch a movie and call it a night.
Day 3: Homeward Bound (and the Lingering Pizza Trauma)
- 7:00 AM: Microtel Breakfast Again. I'm already dreading the waffles. I'm beginning to be a waffle expert.
- 8:00 AM: Packing and the Goodbye. I pack up my stuff, leave the room, and hand back my key cards.
- 9:00 AM: The Road Trip Home. I start the long drive back. I keep thinking about that pizza… and I start to laugh. I am still at peace.
- 11:00 AM: Reflecting (aka, the Post-Trip Debrief). Okay, so, St. Clairsville. It wasn't perfect. But it wasn't a total disaster either. The beige wasn't as bad as I thought. Pizza Place X will forever live in infamy. Wheeling was great. But the real victory? I survived. And that, my friends, is a win. Maybe I'll write a Yelp review.
See? Not perfect, but real. And that's the best any travel itinerary can aspire to be, right? Now, where's the next adventure?
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Escape to Comfort: Microtel Inn St. Clairsville - Your Brain's Gotta Chill, Right?! (FAQ-ish)
So, what's the *actual* deal with these "Unbeatable Deals"? Sounds too good to be true... are we talking some kind of weird timeshare situation? Because I got burned by one of THOSE in the 90s... still recovering, tbh.
Okay, okay, breathe. No timeshares. I *swear*. Think of it more like... Microtel St. Clairsville is just REALLY. REALLY. Trying to win you over. They're probably, like, lonely. Or maybe they just want to *show* you how good a stay can be without, you know, bankrupting you. Honestly, the deals? Sometimes it’s about seasonal stuff, like "Hey, it's the winter blahs! Come chill! Get a hot cocoa-infused mini-vacay!" Other times? Just plain luck. Like, maybe they had ONE room left and the desk clerk was feeling generous. Either way, keep an eye peeled. They're out there. Check their website, call 'em up... and don't be afraid to haggle a *little*. They might surprise you. Just don't bring up that timeshare horror story. Trust me on that.
Alright, fine. But is the breakfast actually edible? 'Cause I've been to some "continental breakfasts" that were, frankly, an insult to the word "breakfast". I'm talking stale bagels from the Cretaceous period.
Okay, the breakfast. This is a BIG ONE. I'm picky. I want a good breakfast and I remember a time, a DARK time, when I was a child and was forced to choke down the most disgusting, cardboard-esque waffles breakfast ever. I’m afraid to say, but Microtel’s is… *surprisingly* decent. Not gourmet, mind you. Nobody's getting Michelin stars from a Microtel breakfast. But they usually have… *gasp*… fresh fruit! And sometimes, the scrambled eggs aren't, like, a rubbery brick. (My personal metric for a good breakfast: can I eat it without making a face? Microtel usually passes.) They have the waffle maker too, and it's always a competition with my family who can make the best waffle. And the coffee... it's coffee! Drinkable coffee. That's saying something! Seriously, it's a win. I'm telling you. A win.
I'm a clean freak. Like, obsessive. Will I be horrified by the state of the rooms? Because some places… well, let's just say I'm pretty sure I saw the ghost of a dust bunny once. True story.
Okay, fellow germaphobe, I get you. The cleaning situation is… look, it's not a five-star hotel, alright? But, honestly? I’ve always found their rooms to be pretty darn clean. Sure, there might be a stray crumb or two. It's NOT Disneyland. But I've never been legitimately GROSSED OUT. That's a win for a hotel in this price range. The sheets? Crisp. The bathroom? Usually spotless. They actually pay attention to the details. I'm no expert but I think they are using the best people and a cleaning service you can count on. If you’re *super* paranoid, bring your own cleaning wipes. (I always do. It's a compulsion.) Just to be safe. But I've been pleasantly surprised every time.
What about the location? Is it convenient? I don't want to spend half my vacation driving around in circles. Tell me the truth.
It's... *fine*. Honestly, it's pretty good! It's not like you're in the middle of nowhere. You’re in St. Clairsville, which is technically in the middle of somewhere... and it's close to some major roads. Good for exploring the area. Plus, hey, it’s close to some restaurants and shops. It's not like you have to drive for an hour to get to a decent burger. You can literally WALK to a few places. It’s ideal if you’re visiting family in the area. Also, bonus points: the views out the windows are okay if you’ve had a rough day and just want peace.
Okay, parking. Is it a nightmare? Because I’ve heard horror stories. Spaces are tight, and you're left circling the lot like a vulture.
Parking? Nope. Generally, not a problem. I’ve never struggled to find a spot. There’s usually plenty of space, even when the hotel seems busy. Now, if you drive a monster truck? Maybe you’ll have an issue. But for the average car? You’re golden. Relax. It's one less thing to worry about. One less stress-inducing thing in a world overflowing with them, right?
Alright, alright... I'm getting a little interested. What's the Wi-Fi situation? Essential. Absolutely essential. Don't get me started on hotels with terrible Wi-Fi.
The Wi-Fi? Okay. It's… adequate. It's not the blazing-fast, super-powered internet you find in a tech startup. More like… reliable. You can check your email. You can scroll the socials. You can probably stream a movie, *eventually*. Just don't expect to download a terabyte of data in a heartbeat. It's fine for basic needs. Actually, sometimes it slows you down, and that's not always the worst thing in the world. You put down the phone, get off the computer, and just… *be*. I'm guilty of it, I'm always on my phone. But hey, you're on vacation, right? Kind of a blessing, now that I think about it.
Is there a pool? Because a pool is a make-or-break for me. I need to de-stress in the water.
Yes! They DO have a pool. And a gym, too! I think the pool thing is great. After a long drive, there's nothing better than just… floating. Or doing a few laps and pretending you're a competitive swimmer (I won't judge). The *gym*, I haven't actually used it. So, uh, can't vouch for that. But hey, the pool is there. And it's usually clean. But be aware: it's not the Olympic-sized super-pool of your dreams. It's a perfectly decent hotel pool. Small, but functional. You'll survive. You'll swim. And you'll feel a whole lot more relaxed. Trust me.
What if something goes wrong? Does anyone actually *care* if I have a problem?
Okay, the staff. This is the part I love. In all my stays, ICozy Stay Spots
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