Rexburg BYUI Trip? This AmericInn Is Your ONLY Choice!
Rexburg, BYUI Bound? Pray You Book the AmericInn (Because Seriously, What Else IS There?) - My Messy, Honest Review
Alright, let's be frank. Rexburg, Idaho. It's… Rexburg. You're likely here for BYU-Idaho, and if so, you're probably already mentally preparing for a semester of late-night study sessions, endless pancakes, and a whole lotta… well, church. So, let's talk about the elephant in the room (or should I say, the moose in the lobby): the AmericInn. Because trust me, when it comes to lodging options, you're not exactly swimming in choices. This is your ONLY choice, literally. And, well, let’s dive in.
Accessibility - Trying to be Kind, But It's Messy, Right?
Okay, let's lead with the good. This AmericInn DOES boast some commendable attempts at accessibility. The elevator is a must-have given the multi-story layout, and the facilities for disabled guests appear to be in place, though I didn't personally scrutinize them. They have a big old 'CCTV in common areas' sign, which at least suggests a focus on safety. But let's be real, it's Rexburg, more important than CCTV is a sign stating "Have you been to church this week?".
On-Site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges - Ha! As if! You're in Rexburg, Idaho. The "restaurant" situation is… well, it exists. I'll get to that later.
The Cleanliness & Safety Scares - Did Somebody Say 'Viruses'?!
The world is a mess, and so is this review. Did they take precautions? Some. Did it give me that safe feeling? Not entirely!
They claim to use anti-viral cleaning products and provide hand sanitizer everywhere. They also mention sanitizing the kitchen and tableware, but honestly, the thought of trusting that after eating the same things for 3 days… shudders. They proudly say the staff is trained in safety protocol, but I didn't see anyone running drills or anything. They emphasize daily disinfection in common areas, and rooms sanitized between stays – which is reassuring. HOWEVER, the room sanitization opt-out available – sounds like a COVID precaution which is great! But what about a simple "we're clean" sign?
Food, Glorious, (Mostly Bland) Food
Okay, let's talk about the fuel that keeps college kids (and their exhausted parents) going: the food.
- Breakfast [buffet]: This is the major meal. A decent selection of the usual suspects. Honestly? It's the best part of the whole AmericInn experience. You get your coffee/tea in the restaurant. And in a pinch, they have a breakfast takeaway service. Snack bar? Yes! This place is great if you want a quick bite!
- Restaurants: Well, singular. Let's call it the 'restaurant' shall we? They claim Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, and Western cuisine in restaurant; this is a stretch. It's a grab-and-go buffet.
- Room service? Nah. Coffee shop? Not that I saw. Poolside bar? Are you kidding me?
- A la carte in restaurant? Not really. Like I said, buffet! With Desserts in restaurant! So that's nice.
The experience? You eat, you leave. It's practical. It's not going to win any culinary awards.
Service and Conveniences - Survival Mode Activated
- Breakfast in room: Nope.
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes! Thank God, because Rexburg can get hot.
- Elevator: Crucial, especially if you're on a higher floor.
- Cash withdrawal: Yes! This is very convenient cause there's not much in Rexburg other than banks, and not many ATMs around.
- Daily housekeeping? Yes, but again, it felt a little… hurried. Like they were on a mission to clean as many rooms as possible in record time.
- Laundry service? Yes! Because college kids, they stink.
- Car park [free of charge]: Because, hello, Rexburg.
Things to Do / Ways to Relax - Ha! Relax?
Okay, this is where the AmericInn… struggles.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: YES! I'll take it! It's not fancy, but it's a pool. A welcome oasis in the Rexburg desert.
- Gym/fitness: Yep, they claim to have that. I peeked in. It looked… functional. Basic. Treadmills, a few weights. Not the place to get swole, though.
- Spa/sauna: LOL. Please. This is Rexburg.
- Massage: No.
- Body wrap, body scrub, foot bath: You're dreaming.
The Room - Your College-Buddy Apartment, But in a Hotel
Here's what matters: The rooms are… functional. They're not fancy. They're a crash pad.
- Air conditioning: Essential.
- Wi-Fi [free]: Praise be.
- Coffee/tea maker: Gotcha.
- Refrigerator: A lifesaver for snacks and leftovers.
- Extra long bed: Good. College students are tall!
- Blackout curtains: Important for catching those pre-dawn Zzz's before your 8 am class.
- Desk: For all that studying!
Getting Around – Escape From Rexburg!
- Car park [free of charge]: Essential.
- Airport transfer: Unlikely.
- Taxi service: See car park [free of charge]. You'll need a car. This is Rexburg.
The Verdict – Embrace the Awkward
Listen. The AmericInn in Rexburg isn't the Four Seasons. It's not luxurious. It's not Instagrammable. It's… serviceable. And, to be honest, in Rexburg, that's sometimes all you can ask for. It's clean enough, has a pool, a breakfast buffet, and free Wi-Fi. It's a place to rest your head after a day of classes, church, and the existential dread of being a college student in rural Idaho. Embrace the awkward. Lower your expectations. And maybe, just maybe, bring your own pillow.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups. You're about to get the real, unvarnished truth about my planned trip to Rexburg, Idaho, and my home base, the AmericInn by Wyndham Rexburg BYUI (yes, all one breath, apparently). Prepare for a whirlwind of indecision, questionable life choices, and hopefully, a decent amount of potato-based goodness.
Day 1: Arrival in the Potato Kingdom and the Existential Crisis of Room Service
Time: Sometime after the sun deigns to rise (read: whenever my bleary eyes open).
Event: Flying into Idaho Falls (IDA). Okay, so I thought I booked a direct flight. Turns out, I'm connecting through… somewhere. Honestly, the details are a blur. I blame the early morning coffee. Anyway, the crucial part: rental car. Praying the rental place recognizes my license and that I haven’t accidentally booked a monster truck instead of a sensible sedan.
Mode of Transportation: Hopefully, something with four wheels and the ability to point itself towards Rexburg.
Quirky Observation: You know those airport signs that say things like, "Have a good flight" or "Welcome to [City Name]"? Shouldn't they have a "Good luck navigating the TSA gauntlet" sign? Or maybe just a "We're all in this together" wink?
Afternoon (ish): Arrival at the AmericInn. Okay, first impressions are key. I'm hoping it's cleaner than my apartment pre-trip. The reviews seemed decent, but you never know. The pool better be open. Because, let's be real, is it even a vacation without a slightly chlorinated dip?
Event: Unpack (kinda), stare blankly at the TV, and then the BIG decision: Room service or venture into the wilds of Rexburg for dinner? The room service menu, if I am honest, is the most frightening of prospect. Who am I kidding? Absolutely room service. I’m here to relax, people. Probably order a burger. I'm basic, I know. And maybe fries. Definitely fries. And a large Diet Coke. Don't judge.
Emotional Reaction: Excitement. A healthy dose of anxiety (will the burger be ok? Will I have enough napkins?). And a growing sense of "Oh God, this trip is just starting."
Evening: Burger devoured. Fries conquered. Diet Coke history. Scrolling through Netflix like a zombie. The existential question of whether or not to actually do anything on day one looms. I mean, it is vacation. Maybe I'll hit up the pool. Maybe I’ll just stare at the ceiling and contemplate the meaning of life. It's a toss-up.
Mode of Transportation: The path of least resistance between the bed and the pool (or the ceiling).
Day 2: The Allure of the Tater Tot and the Crushing Weight of Culture
Morning: Breakfast (maybe.) AmericInn breakfasts are always a gamble. Hoping for waffles, prepared to be slightly disappointed. Coffee. Essential. A quick scan of the local tourist brochures to pretend I have a plan.
Event: BYU-Idaho campus tour. Since I'm here in Rexburg, I really should. I'll try to channel a scholarly demeanor, even though my knowledge of, you know, actual academia, is scant. I'll blend in – at least until I need to use the bathroom. I also suspect there will be a lot of young people everywhere, and that is going to make me feel old.
Mode of Transportation: The rental car. Praying the GPS works. I have a terrible sense of direction. And I'm pretty sure it took me a week solid to learn to drive.
Afternoon: Lunch. Okay, here's where I'm getting serious. I NEED to find a good restaurant with tater tots. It's a requirement. I'm willing to drive… a little. If anyone has a recommendation, hit me up. Seriously. I'm not joking.
Event: Museum visit. Ugh. I know, I know, it's important, enriching, blah blah blah. But I'm more of a "sit on the couch and watch something mind-numbing" kind of person. Still, I figure I should try to experience (or at least pretend to) some culture. Maybe they have something about potatoes?
Emotional Reaction: Guilty dread about the museum. Excitement about the tater tots. Apprehension about having to talk to people.
Evening: Hopefully, tater tots were consumed. Museum survived (or at least escaped from). Dinner. Maybe I’ll finally hit up that restaurant I saw. Or maybe I'll just embrace my inner hermit and order more room service. Life is full of choices.
Mode of Transportation: The same rental car, hopefully, if I can remember where I parked it.
Day 3: A Potato Pilgrimage and the Art of Procrastination
Morning: Wake up. Evaluate the level of vacation fatigue. Coffee to the rescue! Today is all about celebrating the humble potato.
Event: Potato farm or a potato museum. I'm torn. The farm might be a bit more "authentic," assuming I can handle the smell of dirt and potential farm animals. The museum might have more tater tot-related information. Or maybe I'll just go to both. Let's be honest, I'm probably going to go and take photo of both places as a matter of procrastination.
Mode of Transportation: The trusty rental car.
Afternoon:
- Event: Okay, I'm going all in on this potato obsession. I'm going to find the BEST potato dish in Rexburg. I'm talking loaded baked potatoes, potato skins, potato soup, potato salad… all of it. This is now a quest. My only goal.
- Quirky Observation: I'll probably end up taking photos of all my potato-related encounters (with and without humans).
- Anecdote: I once tried to make mashed potatoes from scratch. Let's just say, the end result resembled glue, and the potatoes resembled what had been put in glue.
Emotional Reaction: Joy and anticipation about potatoes. A little bit of guilt for not doing anything more "productive." But mostly, joy.
Evening: Potato-related victory (or failure). Reflecting on my life choices. Considering an early night. Or maybe…just maybe…I'll go for a night swim at the AmericInn. Who knows? The night is young (or at least, it's still light out).
Mode of Transportation: My feet, after a night of heavy potato consumption, or the rental car.
Day 4: Departure and the Ephemeral Glory of Vacation
Morning: One last breakfast (probably waffles). A final appraisal of the room. Double-checking that I haven't left any vital belongings behind. A desperate attempt to cram all my souvenirs into a suitcase.
Event: Return the rental car. Cross fingers that there's no hidden damage. Head to the airport. Another flight. Another connection. Another adventure-ish thing that I'll completely forget about.
Mode of Transportation: Rental car, taxi, plane.
Afternoon: Homeward bound. Thinking about the next vacation. Already missing the potatoes. And the peace.
Emotional Reaction: Bittersweet. Relief at returning home, sadness at leaving. The feeling of being the best version of myself (until I have to clean the house).
Summary: A glorious, messy, imperfect, and potato-filled adventure.
Post-Trip: I'll probably need another vacation to decompress from this one. But hey, at least I'll have the memories (and hopefully, some photographic evidence) of Rexburg and its potato-filled glory. And the room service. Don't forget the room service.
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