Denton's BEST Kept Secret? This Wyndham Hotel Will SHOCK You!
Denton's BEST Kept Secret? This Wyndham Hotel Will SHOCK You! (Or Will It?) - A Brutally Honest Review.
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just wrestled a weekend out of a Wyndham hotel in Denton, Texas, claiming to be a "Best Kept Secret." Let me tell you, the jury's still out on "best," but "kept" is probably accurate. This is gonna be less of a polished travel brochure and more of a raw, unfiltered dive into my experience. Prepare for opinions, digressions, and a whole lot of honesty.
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First Impressions (and a Minor Panic Attack):
Pulling up, the exterior screamed…well, Wyndham. Not exactly "secret agent headquarters," more like "reliable workhorse." The parking situation? Free, on-site! (Score one for Car park [free of charge]. That's a HUGE plus in my book – avoids that extra parking fee jazz from the front desk.) I'm getting older, and I still don't like to pay extra for the essentials. And valet parking available but it seems that they don't care what you do.
The lobby, however, was surprisingly…bright! And Elevator-accessible, crucial for this aging back. The check-in? Contactless! Bless up. Less human interaction is always a good thing after a cross-country flight.
Accessibility: The Real Deal or Just a Glimmer of Hope?
This is where things get interesting. I have to be honest, I'm not permanently in a wheelchair, but I test Accessibility. The website claimed to be Wheelchair accessible, and I'm always skeptical. This Wyndham… was okay. It's not a hotel chain that screams 'adaptability,' by any means, but it had ramps where necessary and Facilities for disabled guests are mentioned on the website; I should have asked myself what those are exactly. The hallways were wide enough, which is always a good start. The biggest hurdle was the Bathroom in my room, which was cramped but managed to include Additional toilet and Handicap-accessible (it says). It wasn't perfect, but at least they claimed to care. I can see how this is not suitable for people with mobility issues and that is a shame. (Accessibility Score: 6/10 – Needs some serious upgrades, but at least they try.)
Room & Comforts: The Good, The Bad, and the "Meh".
Okay, the room. Standard Wyndham fare. Air conditioning blasted, which was a lifesaver in the Denton heat. Air conditioning in public area, too. Free Wi-Fi – thank the internet gods! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – actually worked (mostly). The bed? Surprisingly comfortable. Extra long bed – a bonus for us tall folk. Basic furnishings, but clean. Daily housekeeping was efficient, not intrusive. Bathrobes felt luxurious. The Bathroom was clean, with Toiletries, but nothing to write home about.
A Deep Dive on Internet Access:
Internet access – wireless was solid, but the Internet access – LAN seemed like a relic from the early 2000s. Who still uses LAN cables in hotel rooms? Am I missing something? My Laptop workspace and Ironing facilities were available, which is a plus. Internet services were… well, internet services. Nothing spectacular. Oh, and did I mention the Free Wi-Fi? Because it was great. Most of the time. (Room Score: 7/10 – Functional, comfortable, but not exactly luxurious. Remember that Wi-Fi, though.)
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: A Rollercoaster Ride for the Stomach!
Here's where things get…complicated. The hotel boasted a Restaurant (or two?), a Bar, and a Snack bar. Their Breakfast [buffet] was advertised, but I'm not sure it’s worth the cost, I think it was more like a 'Breakfast [buffet]' (a sad selection of lukewarm foods that had seen better days). Breakfast takeaway service wasn't available, which was a bummer for the early risers. There was Coffee/tea in restaurant, at least. Did I mention the Coffee shop? I think I skipped it. I did not explore Asian breakfast, and Western breakfast, because of the above, but it might be as good as the Buffet in restaurant. A la carte in restaurant. You would expect more from Restaurants, but the Desserts in restaurant were something to look forward to, I must admit. At dinner, despite International cuisine in restaurant, it just didn't feel like a treat. Poolside bar had great potential, but the service was painfully slow. And did I mention the lack of Alternative meal arrangement? Or Safe dining setup? And Sanitized kitchen and tableware items?
A little aside: I was dying for a salad one night, looked at the Salad in restaurant and ordered it. The lettuce… let's just say it had seen better days, and was not Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. I sent it back. Soup in restaurant was a better option, as it contained the calories I needed after the sauna.
(Dining, Drinking, & Snacking Score: 4/10 – Needs some serious work. Service is inconsistent. Food is, well, let's not go there again.)
Wellness & Relaxation: Spa Day Dreams & Gym Nightmares!
Ah, the Spa. This is where the "Wyndham Will Shock You!" part should have kicked in. The website claimed a Spa, a Sauna, a Steamroom, Pool with view, Foot bath, and Massage. I was picturing myself luxuriating like a Roman emperor.
Reality check: The Spa was…meh. The Sauna was functional, but small. The Steamroom was okay. The Pool with view was just an Swimming pool, but the view was of the parking lot. Disappointed. Body scrub or Body wrap were unavailable. Spa/sauna did not impress. Gym/fitness was also available, the Fitness center did the job.
(Wellness & Relaxation Score: 5/10 – Underwhelming. The potential was there, but the execution fell flat.)
Cleanliness & Safety: A Beacon of Hope (Maybe?)
This is where Wyndham seemed to shine. Cleanliness matters, especially in this post-pandemic world. The hotel claims to have, and it seems to be true: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere. Rooms sanitized between stays are mentioned, and it appeared to be true. Professional-grade sanitizing services were ongoing and did not bother me, Sterilizing equipment was used. The staff seemed well informed, and the Staff trained in safety protocol is something to mention. Hot water linen and laundry washing was guaranteed which is important. Hygiene certification was present. Individually-wrapped food options (thank God!) are available. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was attempted. Rooms sanitized between stays - it's nice to be able to opt-out, but I would't. Cashless payment service was offered. Shared stationery removed. Safe dining setup was a must.
Beyond cleanliness, security seemed solid. CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property gave me peace of mind. Fire extinguisher and Smoke alarms were present. Security [24-hour] was apparent. Front desk [24-hour]. Safety/security feature.
(Cleanliness & Safety Score: 9/10 – Wyndham seems to have prioritized this, and it shows. Big props!)
Services & Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, the…Unnecessary?
Concierge service was available at Front desk [24-hour]. The Convenience store was well-stocked, which is essential for late-night snack attacks. Daily housekeeping was as expected. Doorman, Elevator, and Ironing service (thank you Wyndham!). The Invoice provided was a breeze. Luggage storage, Laundry service and Dry cleaning are available but I didn't try them. Gift/souvenir shop – a selection of Wyndham-branded trinkets, just in case you needed a reminder. Cash withdrawal on-site. Air conditioning in public area. Facilities for disabled guests. Meeting/banquet facilities are available, with Audio-visual equipment for special events and even Projector/LED display. There's Meeting stationery, Seminars, and *Wi-
Sherman's BEST-KEPT Secret? This Super 8 Will SHOCK You!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your sanitized, perfectly-organized travel itinerary. This is a Super 8 in Denton, Texas, seen through the bleary, coffee-stained eyes of a traveler who might or might not have slept last night. And, well, let's just say it: I'm already a little emotionally fragile.
The "Welcome to Denton (Maybe)" Itinerary: A Super 8 Saga
DAY 1: Arrival and the Soul-Crushing Reality of Budget Travel
3:00 PM: Arrival at DFW…Maybe? (and the Rental Car Debacle)
Okay, so the plane landed in DFW. Success! Ish. Then came the rental car circus. Let's be real, navigating those tiny rental car plazas is a special kind of hell. Picture this: me, sweat beading on my brow, frantically searching for the tiny, almost invisible "Budget" sign, dodging rogue golf carts and a guy aggressively trying to upsell me on a "premium" upgrade ("Sir, you need the heated seats!"). The whole experience set the tone, folks. Already feeling a little… exposed.
- My Internal Monologue: "Why did I think a Corolla was a good idea? I'm a grown-ass adult! I deserve at least a slightly-less-questionable vehicle!"
4:30 PM: The Super 8 Beckons (and the Questionable Exterior)
Finally, the promised land: Super 8 by Wyndham, Denton. I follow the GPS, and there it is… a beige brick building, punctuated by faded signs promising "Free Breakfast!" (fingers crossed it's not too free), and a slightly forlorn-looking pool that probably hasn't seen action since the Clinton administration. My initial reaction?…pure, unadulterated relief. At least I'm here!
- Observation: The parking lot already seems to have a story and a smell. And is that a tumbleweed?! In TEXAS?! This is going to be interesting.
5:00 PM: Check-In – The Front Desk Tango
The woman at the front desk, bless her heart, is doing the best she can, which is about what I'd expect at this point. A slight delay because of the check-in system, and my name? it got misspelled! After an exhausting day, it just sounds like a funny mistake, so I let it go.
- Emotional Response: Ugh! I'm hangry. The key card better work first try.
5:30 PM: The Room Revelation (and the Battle with the Air Conditioner)
Room 212. I swear, these numbers are all the same in every Super 8. The door gets opened, and….it's a room. A room. The kind of room where the carpet is a little crunchy, the bedspread is a questionable shade of floral-print, and the air conditioner sounds like a dying walrus. Took like 20 minutes to control the air conditioner!
- Impression: "It's got a bed. And hopefully, a shower where the water is hot."
- Quirk: Inspecting the bathroom, I find a tiny, travel-sized shampoo bottle that looks like it's been through a war. The label’s faded. The plastic is cracked. "This tiny bottle of despair" I mutter.
7:00 PM: Dinner – Tex-Mex and Existential Dread
Alright, time to embrace the local cuisine. Head over to a Tex-Mex joint I found on Yelp that claims to have "authentic" tacos. (Famous last words, right?). I order the quesadillas and maybe a margaritas or two, which is really, the only thing that kept me going at this point. The waitress is super sweet, but she seems about as tired as I am.
- Rambling Thought: Is Tex-Mex really Tex-Mex if it's not served with a side of existential angst?
- Emotional Rollercoaster: From the moment I arrive and the tacos hit the table to the moment I get back to the motel, I feel a wave of pure sadness and then complete joy. It's like a rollercoaster for the soul!
9:00 PM: Back to the Super 8 and the Television Tango
Back at the Super 8. Time for some well-deserved sleep… maybe. TV time! Another epic struggle. I swear, programming a hotel TV should count as a college degree. Channel surfing. Land on some reality TV show. The "reality" of the show is about as real as my hopes of finding a decent coffee at breakfast tomorrow.
- Reaction: Seriously?
10:00 PM: Time for bed.
- Rambling Thought: Time for sleep, hopefully. The air conditioner is still battling the heat as I try and decide to call it a night. Hope I can sleep!
- Emotional: I'm tired, I'm hungry. I'm content. and I'm happy.
DAY 2: Denton Discovery (Maybe…and Definitely Free Breakfast)
7:00 AM: The Free Breakfast Circus
Alright, time to brave the "free" breakfast. I mentally prepare myself for lukewarm, rubbery eggs in a foil pan, stale pastries, and the distinct aroma of industrial-strength coffee. The actual spread is… well, it's breakfast. There's a waffle maker that I manage to operate without setting off the fire alarm.
- Observation: The other guests seem to be a mix of road-trippers, business travelers, and people who look as if they haven't slept in days. It's a beautiful, shared camaraderie of weary travelers.
- Quirk: The tiny packets of jam are my nemesis. I spend five minutes wrestling with a strawberry preserve packet. I win!
8:00 AM-9:00 AM: City Exploration
I am ready to go! I go out into the city for exploration. Everything from historic buildings to restaurants.
- Reaction: I am ready to go explore, but I feel like I want to relax a bit today.
- Rambling Thought: I hope that I will be able to rest today.
10:00 AM-12:00 PM: More Exploration
I decide to explore more places, with the hope of seeing more places and experiences for the rest of the day.
- Reaction: Very happy I decided to go.
- Rambling Thought: I will be coming back here!
12:00-1:00 AM: Lunch
I decide to go to a new place for lunch. Some restaurants, the food wasn't great, but the company was worth it.
- Reaction: I love lunch!
- Rambling Thought: I wish this could happen more often!
1:00 PM - 2:00PM: Pooltime
I decide to go to the pool for a change of pace. I get a tan and relax!
- Reaction: This is amazing!
- Rambling Thought: This is the most amazing thing that could happen, wow!
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Relaxation
I go and relax in my room. I take a nap and rest from the eventful day.
- Reaction: I love this!
- Rambling Thought: I need to do this more often.
4:00 PM-5:00 PM: Dinner
I eat at some new place and I find some friends!
- Reaction: Very happy!
- Rambling Thought: I want to get to know them more.
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Drinks
I go and have some drinks!
- Reaction: Drinks are amazing!
- Rambling Thought: This is great!
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Goodbyes
I have to say goodbye, and I am sad.
- Reaction: Very sad!
- Rambling Thought: Hope to come back!
9:00 PM-10:00 PM: Sleep
I go to bed.
- Reaction: I am tired!
- Rambling Thought: Goodnight!
DAY 3: Departure (and the Hope of Future Adventures)
7:00 AM: Repeat the Breakfast Routine (and Pray for Decent Coffee)
The waffle maker. The tiny jam packets. The weary travelers. Déjà vu. But, hey, the coffee is… marginally better today. A victory, of sorts!
**8:00
Alright, spill the tea! What's *exactly* Denton's BEST Kept Secret? And is it *really* a secret?
Okay, okay, fine. It's a Wyndham. Yep, *that* Wyndham in Denton. You know, the one you probably drive past and think, 'Meh, looks like any other roadside motel.' WRONG. Totally, spectacularly, sometimes frustratingly *wrong*. Is it a secret? Apparently, because I'm pretty sure I was expecting a… *wait for it*… a *haunted house* based on the reviews. And I'm here to tell you, I'm leaning towards a maybe on that one. I mean, the elevator... let's just say it has a *personality*. More on that later.
Okay, so let's get to it! What was your initial reaction to the place upon arriving? Was it 'shocking?'
Shocking might be a *strong* word. More like… *unexpected*. See, I was expecting some kind of… I don't know, something *more*. Remember when I said *haunted house*? Seriously, I went in with that mindset! The check-in happened to be a total breeze. The front desk guy was clearly having the time of his life. I thought, "Okay, maybe it's the *people* who are spooky?" I'm still not sure, and the lobby was… well, it was a lobby. Like a fairly clean lobby with slightly outdated furniture. I’ve seen worse. But the ELEVATOR… oh, the elevator. That's where the real 'something' starts.
The Elevator? What about the elevators? Don't leave us hanging!
Okay, buckle up, because this deserves its own dedicated section. The elevator. First of all, it's *slow*. Like, 'watching paint dry' slow. You start pressing literally *every* button hoping to coax it along. Then, the doors close… *very* deliberately. And here's the thing. There's a weird… *vibration*? Maybe it’s just old, but it feels like the entire thing is barely clinging on to existence, just waiting for the inevitable plunge. The first time I rode it, I half-expected to see a shadowy figure in the corner. Or, you know, *lights out*. After that, every single time, I either took the stairs (which, honestly, weren't that bad), or prayed. Yes, I *prayed* for the elevator to make it to my floor. It's both terrifying and oddly… endearing. I'm not sure what it says about me that I started to chuckle after the 10th time.
What about the rooms themselves? Were they truly shocking or what did you think of them?
Okay, the rooms. Here's where things get… complicated. They're… decent. Perfectly fine. Cleanish. The bed was comfortable enough, and the AC worked. But… and this is a *big* but… the decor. Someone's definitely got a penchant for… I don't know… *beige*? Everything was beige. The walls, the carpet, the drapes, the *lampshades*. It's like they were aiming for 'maximum relaxation' and accidentally achieved 'existential dread by way of blandness'. Still… I’ve stayed in worse. Way worse. The bathroom was fine, and the water pressure *was* great. Which, honestly, is often more important than a beautiful color scheme after a long day.
Okay, so let's talk amenities. What did they offer, and what's your take on them? Was it a dealbreaker?
Amenities… okay. They had a pool. I didn't go in it, because, frankly, I'm a bit of a germaphobe, and the thought of the chlorine and the previous occupants sent a slight shiver down my spine. No judgment. There's a gym, which, again, I didn’t visit (I'm *all* about lounging, not lunging, on vacation). There's a breakfast situation... which I also skipped. I’m a sucker for a good diner. Dealbreaker? Nah. I'm not a hotel amenities kind of person, unless it includes unlimited chocolate. Maybe a slight disappointment.
What about the location? Was it convenient at all?
The location? Okay, this is actually a *plus*. It's pretty close to… stuff. Restaurants, shops, all the Denton-y things. Definitely convenient for getting around. And away from the hotel. Which, sometimes, you need.
So, would you classify this as a 10/10 "must-stay" experience, or not so much? Be honest.
Okay, fine. Honest. Not a 10/10. Definitely not. But… and here’s where it gets weird… I’d probably go back. The elevator alone is worth the price of admission, assuming you survive the ride. Seriously, it's an experience. It's like a character in its own right. And the place has… charm. A slightly dusty, slightly beige, slightly *haunted* charm, but charm nonetheless. It's not perfect. Far from it. But it has character. It's honest. And, in a world of perfectly-polished, cookie-cutter hotels, that kind of… imperfectness… is kind of… refreshing. So, maybe, a solid 6.5/10? With a bonus point for the elevator's sheer audacity. Go in with low expectations, and you might just be pleasantly surprised. Or terrified. Either way, you'll have a story.
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