Escape to Sonesta Select Columbia: MD's Hidden Gem!
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a stay at the Sonesta Select in Columbia, Maryland, and let me tell you, it was… an experience. This review isn't just a laundry list of amenities; it's a messy, honest, and hopefully hilarious account of my time there. Think of it as a travel diary gone rogue.
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- Title: Escape to Sonesta Select Columbia: MD's Hidden Gem! (Or Maybe Just a Solid Weekend Getaway?) - Honest Review
- Keywords: Sonesta Select Columbia, Maryland, Hotel Review, Columbia MD Hotels, Accessibility, Spa, Pool, Restaurant, Free Wi-Fi, Business Travel, Family Friendly, Cleanliness, COVID-19 Safety, Fitness Center, Columbia Mall, Weekend Getaway, Honest Review, Maryland Hotels
- Description: A candid review of the Sonesta Select Columbia in Maryland, covering everything from accessibility and cleanliness to the surprisingly decent coffee and the slightly bizarre (yet charming) decor. Discover if this hotel is a hidden gem or just a dependable option.
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(Alright, Let's Get Real!)
My initial impression? Bright. Very bright. I mean, the lobby practically screamed "Welcome to the Future!" with its sleek lines and… well, everything felt shiny and new. This is a plus for the hotel, right?
Accessibility: I'm happy to say that the hotel seemed genuinely committed to accessibility. Elevators galore, and wide hallways. I didn't personally need a wheelchair, but I did notice some really good options for guests with disabilities.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: Yes to both!
Wheelchair accessible: Totally.
Rooms: The rooms. Ah, the rooms. The online images showed a sleek, well-appointed space. The reality? Pretty darn close. The room was clean, and surprisingly spacious. Available in all rooms:
- Additional toilet: Check.
- Air conditioning: Yes.
- Alarm clock: Yes. Though, mine did go off at 3 AM for no apparent reason… but hey, could be a sign of a secret message from the stars.
- Bathrobes: Missing, but who cares?
- Bathroom phone: Nope.
- Bathtub: It did have a bathtub, which I was delighted about.
- Blackout curtains: Essential for a decent night's sleep.
- Carpeting: Standard.
- Closet: Big enough for all my… let's just say I had a lot of stuff.
- Coffee/tea maker: A lifesaver.
- Complimentary tea: Yes, but it was instant, like a cheap date.
- Daily housekeeping: Spot on.
- Desk: Perfect for those late-night email blasts.
- Extra long bed: Great if you're a tall person.
- Free bottled water: Always a plus!
- Hair dryer: No complaints.
- High floor: Yes, I asked for it and got a view of… a parking lot. But hey, it's a view!
- In-room safe box: Yep.
- Interconnecting room(s) available: I honestly didn't check.
- Internet access – LAN: I didn't use it.
- Internet access – wireless: Fantastic.
- Ironing facilities: Iron and board, ready and waiting.
- Laptop workspace: Yep.
- Linens: Clean, fresh, and… you know, linens.
- Mini bar: Empty, which is fine by me. I'd rather visit the convenience store.
- Mirror: A few mirrors…
- Non-smoking: Absolutely.
- On-demand movies: YES!
- Private bathroom: Yes.
- Reading light: Useful.
- Refrigerator: Standard size.
- Safety/security feature: Yes to all the security.
- Satellite/cable channels: Great channel selection.
- Scale: No.
- Seating area: Yep.
- Separate shower/bathtub: Yes!
- Shower: Works.
- Slippers: Nope.
- Smoke detector: Obvious, but important.
- Socket near the bed: A blessing for this phone-obsessed user.
- Sofa: I'm pretty sure it was a sofa.
- Soundproofing: Worked really well.
- Telephone: Basic telephone.
- Toiletries: Standard hotel ones.
- Towels: Fluffy enough.
- Umbrella: Nope.
- Visual alarm: I honestly didn't check
- Wake-up service: Used it, it worked.
- Wi-Fi [free]: Yes, and it worked well.
- Window that opens: Nope.
Internet: The Wi-Fi was GREAT. Fast, reliable -- a must for my freelance job.
Internet [LAN]: Did not use it.
Internet services: Wi-Fi worked well.
Wi-Fi in public areas: Yep.
Cleanliness and Safety: This is where the Sonesta Select shines. I felt truly safe.
Anti-viral cleaning products: Using them. Breakfast in room: Did not try it. Breakfast takeaway service: Yes. Cashless payment service: Yep. Daily disinfection in common areas: Yup. Doctor/nurse on call: Did not need. First aid kit: Present. Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. Hot water linen and laundry washing: Most likely. Hygiene certification: Probably. Individually-wrapped food options: Yep. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: They were doing it. Professional-grade sanitizing services: They seemed quite serious. Room sanitization opt-out available: I didn't see an option. Rooms sanitized between stays: They absolutely did. Safe dining setup: Yes. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Yes. Shared stationery removed: Yes. Staff trained in safety protocol: Yes. Sterilizing equipment: Yes and no.
Dining, drinking, and snacking:
I'm a sucker for a good hotel breakfast. The buffet… was fine. Basic. There was a waffle maker, which I always appreciate, and the coffee, bless its cheap little heart, was actually surprisingly drinkable.
A la carte in restaurant: I think so. Alternative meal arrangement: I didn't ask. Asian breakfast: Nope. Asian cuisine in restaurant: Nope. Bar: Yes. Bottle of water: Yay bottles of water! Breakfast [buffet]: Yes and it was fine. Breakfast service: Yes. Buffet in restaurant: Buffet. Coffee/tea in restaurant: Yes. Coffee shop: More coffee! Desserts in restaurant: I didn't see much. Happy hour: Likely yes. International cuisine in restaurant: Meh. Poolside bar: Sadly, nope. Restaurants: It had one restaurant. Room service [24-hour]: I didn't check. Salad in restaurant: Possibly. Snack bar: I didn't see one. Soup in restaurant: Nope. Vegetarian restaurant: Likely not. Western breakfast: Mostly western. Western cuisine in restaurant: Meh.
Things to do, ways to relax: I'm a sucker for a hotel pool. The Sonesta's outdoor pool was decent (although a little small!) and the view was… a parking lot. (Insert sad trombone sound here). Still, the water was clean, and it provided a much-needed moment of relaxation, even if I did accidentally eavesdrop on a rather heated phone conversation.
Body scrub: Nope. Body wrap: Nope. Fitness center: Yes, and it was well-equipped. Foot bath: Nope. Gym/fitness: Decent gym! Massage: Nope. Pool with view: Nope. Sauna: Nope. Spa: Nope. Spa/sauna: Nope. Steamroom: Nope. Swimming pool: Yes. Swimming pool [outdoor]: Yep.
Services and conveniences:
- Air conditioning in public area: Cool.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events: Likely.
- Business facilities: Yep.
- Cash withdrawal: Yep.
- Concierge: Helpful.
- Contactless check-in/out: Efficient.
- Convenience store: Yep.
- Currency exchange: I didn't check.
- Daily housekeeping: Yup.
- Doorman: They had a doorman!
- **Dry
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into Sonesta Select Columbia, Maryland. This ain't gonna be some perfectly polished travel brochure spiel. This is the raw, unfiltered, maybe-a-little-too-honest account of my Columbia adventure.
Day 1: Arrival and "Oh God, My Flight's Delayed!" Blues
- 1:00 PM (Supposedly, Anyway) - Arrival in BWI: Okay, first hurdle: the airport. Let's be real, airports are designed by people who hate people. My flight? Delayed. Of course. Spent the first hour circling like a vulture looking for a decent coffee. Found some sad, lukewarm sludge. Drank it anyway. Desperation is a powerful motivator.
- 3:00 PM - Shuttle to Sonesta Select Columbia: The hotel shuttle? Supposedly "prompt". More like, "eventually showed up". The driver, bless his heart, looked like he'd seen things. Asked him if the wait was long, he just sighed and said, "Welcome to Maryland." I'm sensing a theme here.
- 4:00 PM - Check-in and the Room Reveal: The hotel itself looks pretty standard, but I must rant about the hotel beds. I'm always suspicious of beds, you know? They're either the most comfortable thing in the world or a medieval torture device disguised as a mattress. This one… jury's still out. It's like, a solid 6/10. Adequate. Room smells lightly of cleaning products and vague ambition. I unpack trying not to look at the clock.
- 5:30 PM - Exploring the Hotel (and my sanity): Okay, time to get my bearings. First, the vending machine. Vital research. Found… mostly junk food. Sigh. Success! I can feel myself slipping into vacation mode! The hotel pool looked inviting, but I'm still mentally recovering from the airport. Maybe tomorrow.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner: The Quest for Edible Food: Ah, the eternal traveler's dilemma: where to eat? Walked to the nearest place, was a "sports bar." I, as many, aren't a sports fan but I tried it. Ordered some wings, they were pretty good! They had some decent beer too. It was busy but not too busy, I had a good meal and walked back.
- 9:00 PM - Couch Potato Time (and Mild Panic): After dinner, I sunk into the sofa, and the hotel room TV! I'm currently watching a crime drama and it's starting to make me paranoid about everything. It's not helping that I'm alone. Maybe I should call someone or play a game.
- 11:00 PM - Lights Out, or Attempt Thereof: Finally, I turned off the lamp. My brain's still buzzing from the delayed flight, lukewarm coffee, and the unsettling TV show. I should get some sleep, but I feel that will come up at midnight.
Day 2: Columbia Adventures (and Maybe a Little Regret)
- 8:00 AM - Wake-Up Call (from the Hotel's Awful Alarm Clock): My alarm clock, which sounds like a dying robot, screams me into existence. I have no clue why Hotel alarms have to be so loud, but I stumble out of bed and drag myself towards the coffee machine (bless the person who invented those).
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast at the Hotel: Decided to just eat at the hotel. Nothing special, just the continental buffet. My first mistake was the bacon. It looked…grey. I ate it anyway because I'm a tourist, and apparently that means I'm legally obligated to eat questionable meat.
- 10:00 AM - Exploring Columbia (or, "Why is everything so… circular?") The plan? See the sights! Columbia Mall, Merriweather Post Pavilion, all the usual stuff. But seriously, Columbia is built on these weird little loops and cul-de-sacs. I feel like I'm trapped in a maze designed by a particularly mischievous architect. I got lost three times. Three! Ended up at a park, tried to calm myself down.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch - And My Quest for a Non-Grey Meal: Found a pretty good little cafe near the Mall! The food was amazing, I felt I had to come back there. And the coffee? Actually good! I think I needed that after getting lost. The food, the service, all great.
- 1:30 PM - Merriweather Post Pavilion… or Lack Thereof: I walked over to the park, but there was no event at the time. So I just walked around the park and looked at the Pavilion. Honestly, it's a pretty impressive venue when you don't see anything.
- 3:00 PM - The Columbia Mall (and the Dangers of Impulse Buys): Okay, mall time. Let's be honest, malls are dangerous for my wallet. But I did find some amazing clothes I would have bought if I weren't a poor bastard. I walked around looking at these things, and they were amazing. I tried them on too! But I did not buy them.
- 5:00 PM - Back to the Hotel/Pool (Maybe): After the mall, I was exhausted, but I wanted to see the pool, so I dragged myself there. The pool wasn't too busy at the time. I didn't go swimming. I just watched, I felt comfortable and relaxed.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner: Repeat Customer!: Yes, I went back to that cafe. It was even better! I found a new menu item that was amazing. I enjoyed it very much, and the cafe has a great vibe.
- 9:00 PM - Early Night (Probably): I might go back to my room, watch some TV, or think about going to bed, but it might be too early.
Day 3: Departure and the Bitter-Sweet Farewell
- 7:00 AM - Final Breakfast (Praying for Non-Grey Bacon): I'm checking out today, so I've had a breakfast. The bacon was…less grey. Victory! I actually enjoyed it.
- 8:00 AM - Last-Minute Hotel Room Inspection: Last check of the hotel room to make sure I didn't leave anything behind. The standard search.
- 8:30 AM - Check Out Time: Check-out went smoothly.
- 9:00 AM - Goodbye Columbia (and the memory of those loops): Shuttle back to the airport, where I waited for my flight. It was a great trip, but I'll be glad when my feet are back home.
- 12:00 PM - Arrive Home! I have my own bed and can watch whatever I want!
This is just a starting point, of course. Each day will probably be filled with its own unique brand of chaos and unexpected joy. So, yeah, Sonesta Select Columbia – a bit flawed, a bit goofy, but hey, so am I. And that's what makes it an adventure, right?
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Escape to Sonesta Select Columbia: MD's Hidden Gem! (Or Is It…?) - The Unofficial FAQs
So, is this place *actually* a "Hidden Gem," or is that just marketing fluff? Be honest.
Alright, deep breath. "Hidden Gem" is a *strong* term, and honestly, it depends on your definition. If your idea of a hidden gem is a crumbling castle with spooky ghosts and questionable plumbing, then… probably not. But if you're looking for a solid, comfortable hotel in a decent location with *some* charm, then yeah, maybe? Look, it's functional. It's clean. And after the absolute *circus* I put myself through trying to find a parking spot at that last hotel in Baltimore (seriously, a parking situation that would make Kafka weep), this place felt like a freaking oasis. So, gem *adjacent*? Yeah, I'll go with gem adjacent. Just… don’t expect to find gold bars under your pillow, okay?
What's the general vibe like? Is it romantic, family-friendly, or… what?
Okay, vibe check: definitely *not* romantic unless you’re deeply, deeply in love with the smell of chlorine and beige. Family-friendly? Absolutely. There were *kids everywhere*. Seriously, I walked past the pool and half expected to see my own childhood self cannonballing into the deep end. Thankfully, no. I'm much weirder now. So, family-friendly, yes. Romantic? Maybe if your idea of romance includes battling for the last waffle at the breakfast buffet. (And let me tell you, the waffle situation… that's a whole other story.) The vibe is… comfortable. Unassuming. Like wearing your favorite pair of slightly-too-worn-in jeans. Not particularly glamorous, but hey, you can relax.
Let's talk about the rooms. Are they… y'know… okay?
Alright, rooms. They're perfectly… fine. Cleanish. Bed was comfy enough, I didn't wake up with my back screaming in protest, which is a win in my book. The bathroom was clean (important!), and the water *actually* got hot (another win!). Now, the decor? Think… "generic hotel room circa 2008.” Beige. Lots and lots of beige. There was a weird painting over the bed that I'm pretty sure was supposed to be an abstract representation of… something. I stared at it for about five minutes, trying to decipher the meaning, and finally gave up and watched some mindless TV. Sometimes, beige is your friend. It just *is*. Look, it's not the Ritz, but it's comfortable, it's functional, and hey, it gave me a place to crash after a long day. And really, what more can you ask for?
The breakfast buffet – tell me *everything*.
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because the breakfast buffet… it's a tale of triumph and tragedy. First, the *good*: the coffee was surprisingly decent. I wasn't expecting much, and it delivered. There were eggs, scrambled, some sad-looking sausages, and of course, the aforementioned waffles. The *bad*: the waffles? They were… a battleground. A chaotic scrum of hungry guests vying for the perfect golden circle of carb-y goodness. One woman literally elbowed a small child out of the way (I'm not even kidding!). I got *one* waffle. And it was… okay. Not worth nearly the effort. So, the breakfast buffet? Approach with caution. Bring a game face. And maybe… consider bringing your own waffle iron. Just kidding… maybe.
Is there a pool? And is it worth hitting?
Yes! A pool exists, and it smelled intensely of chlorine, which, if you're like me, is strangely comforting. Worth hitting? Probably. I didn't. I considered it, I *really* considered it. But the idea of putting on a swimsuit after the waffle wars… well, let's just say I was feeling a bit… vulnerable. Plus, I think I saw a kid throw a… yeah, let's just say it's a pool and it's there. Go for it if you're feeling brave. Or if you're a kid, because, you know, they're fearless.
Location, location, location! What’s around the hotel?
Columbia, Maryland is, well, it's Columbia, Maryland. It’s got shopping (gotta love a good mall!), restaurants, some green spaces, and it's generally relatively easy to get around. It's not exactly a bustling metropolis, but it's got what you need. Everything is about a ten minute drive away, and really you just need a car. It's convenient to the highways. It's convenient to the… other things. You’d know that if you came. It's fine, I'm not gonna write a whole travel brochure here.
Would you go back? Be completely honest.
Honestly? Yeah, I probably would. If I needed a place to stay in Columbia, I'd consider it again. Did it blow my mind? Nope. Did it leave me scarred for life? Also nope. Did it provide a clean bed, hot water, and coffee? Yes, yes, and yes. And sometimes, that's all you really need. Also, I'm not sure what other hotels are around the area, and I'm a creature of habit, so… yeah. I'd go back. Just… I'm bringing my own waffle iron next time, okay?
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