
Brigham City's BEST Hotel? Howard Johnson Wyndham Review!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Howard Johnson Wyndham in Brigham City. Forget your polished, corporate reviews – this is going to be a glorious, messy, and hopefully helpful account. Consider this my stream-of-consciousness (with some research mixed in) about the place.
Howard Johnson Wyndham, Brigham City: My Honest, Unfiltered Take (and Holy Cow, is it LONG!)
Right, where to even start? Brigham City. Beautiful, weird, and definitely not on the tip of everyone's tongue. So, you’re in Brigham City. You need a hotel. Your choices are… limited. The Howard Johnson Wyndham is, let's be honest, a solid contender. But is it THE BEST? Let’s find out.
(First Impression: Accessibility & Security – A Mixed Bag)
Okay, so, the first thing I'm looking for, you know? – Accessibility. The website says they're good to go, and that's crucial for many folks. Wheelchair accessible? Yep, supposedly. Elevator present and accounted for? Fine. This is a good start, though I didn't personally verify every single corner for wheelchair suitability. The information on the rooms is pretty detailed, which is heartening.
Security-wise, there's CCTV, which is appreciated, and a 24-hour front desk. I always feel better when there's someone there at 3 AM if something goes sideways. You know, that 'Hey, is that a bear outside my window?' kinda situation. There's also a safe in the room, a definite plus. Fire extinguishers and smoke alarms are essential. No complaints here.
(Checking In: Contactless, but Is It Heartless?)
They offer contactless check-in/out which is a pandemic win. Fine. But… I am the type of person who loves a friendly face at the desk. It makes you feel welcome, you know? This can be a real mood booster in a new place. The website offers a private check-in or express check-in. I wish I had requested it, but I did not. Alas!.
(The Room Itself: Functionality Over Flair?)
Alright, so you get into the room (which, let's be honest, is the MOST important part, right?). "Available in all rooms," the website claims. Okay, let's list this off like a grocery list: Air conditioning (thank GOD), alarm clock (useful), bathrobes (fancy!), bathtub (score!), blackout curtains (essential!), desk (useful!), fridge (yes!), hairdryer, Ironing facilities (YES, please!), laptop workspace (yep), mini-bar (hmmm), mirror (yup), safe (again, good!), satellite/cable channels (fine), seating area (got it), shower (check), coffee/tea maker… (YES!), free Wi-Fi, the whole shebang. I'm starting to feel like Goldilocks, testing everything out.
Interconnecting rooms? Available. Soundproofing? Seems like a good shout in a hotel. Extra long beds? Awesome - especially if, like me, you're always battling your comforter.
But let's be real. Is the room beautiful? Probably not. Is it going to win any design awards? Nope. It's functional, clean (hopefully – more on that later), and relatively well-equipped. And let's be honest, that's what matters when you're just trying to sleep somewhere.
(Cleanliness and Safety: The Pandemic Factor)
Okay, this is the Big One. COVID changed everything. I want to know they're taking things seriously. Howard Johnson claims to be doing the right things with… Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays? (I hope so). Staff trained in safety protocol? (Probably).
The website offers individually-wrapped food options. That's smart. Sanitized kitchen/tableware. Good. Safe dining setup? Excellent. Hand sanitizer everywhere? I would hope so. Room sanitization opt-out? A big plus, for sure. They're covering the bases here, and though you can't know for sure, they deserve some kudos for trying.
(Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Hunger Games)
Here’s where it gets a little… patchy. I saw "restaurant(s)," plural, listed. But it wasn't clear what kind of restaurants, when they were open, or if it had been affected by pandemic restrictions. It's not a hotel with a vibrant food scene, that's for sure.
They do offer a "breakfast service" and a "breakfast [buffet]." Fine. The options include "Asian breakfast" and "Western breakfast.” If the Asian breakfast is like, packaged instant oatmeal and a cup of tea, I'm out. A "poolside bar" exists, also, which sounds lovely when you're actually in the pool.
24-hour room service? Yes, but it’s most likely limited. I didn't have the opportunity to try it, so no feedback here.
The bottom line: If you're a foodie, don't come expecting culinary adventures. You’ll need to do some planning.
(Things to Do (AKA: How to Relax): A Mixed Bag, Again)
Okay, this is where it gets interesting. The hotel has a swimming pool. Outdoors. That's a winner. I did not see a pool with a view, but I wasn't checking for one either.
They also have a "fitness center." I am a fan! The listed spa stuff is questionable. Body scrub, body wrap, foot bath, massage, sauna, spa, spa/sauna, steam room are available. It makes the Howard Johnson Wyndham sound a lot fancier than it probably is. Maybe they mean the stuff around the pool?
(Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter)
Daily housekeeping is a must. Laundry service is helpful. Luggage storage is a good idea for early arrivals/late departures.
They have a business center (with Xerox/fax), "business facilities," and meeting/banquet facilities. Fine. For business travelers, it's a plus.
Essential condiments? Hmmm. If that means packets of ketchup and mustard, I'm good.
The Verdict: Brigham City's Best? Maybe, Probably, Depends.
Alright, so after wandering through this mental maze of hotel features, what's the conclusion?
The Howard Johnson Wyndham in Brigham City is probably a solid choice, especially with limited options. It offers a good base for exploring the area, offering solid amenities and a good location.
The Pros:
- Solid Security: 24-hour front desk, safety deposit boxes, smoke alarms.
- Cleanliness Focus: Shows effort in pandemic protocols.
- Functional Rooms: Decent amenities, including a fridge, coffee maker, and free Wi-Fi.
- Free Parking: A big win.
- Accessibility: Appears to be accommodating.
The Cons:
- Food: Limited dining options.
- Atmosphere: Probably not the most romantic place on earth.
- Spa/Relaxation: The spa may be a reach, depending on your definition.
Final Thoughts
If you are in Brigham City, you probably have to go to Howard Johnson Wyndham.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup. This isn't your grandma's perfectly-ordered travel itinerary. This is a Howard Johnson in Brigham City, Utah, through the filter of my slightly-unhinged brain – and trust me, it’s going to be a ride.
The "Brigham City, Breathe Deep, and Pray You Packed Enough Snacks" Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival, Appraisal, and the Crushing Letdown of the Pool (or Lack Thereof)
- 1:00 PM - Arrival at Howard Johnson. The Front Desk, a Symphony of Slightly-Musty Air:
- "Welcome to Brigham City!" chirped the woman behind the desk, her nametag reading "Brenda." Brenda looked like she’d seen things. Brigham City things. The kind that involved… well, maybe I shouldn't speculate.
- Check-in. The key card. The promise of Wi-Fi (fingers crossed!). The vital question: "Is the pool open?" (I’d mentally pictured myself gliding effortlessly through turquoise waters. I needed this. I deserved this.)
- "The pool…" Brenda paused, her eyes flitting nervously to a poster advertising a local car service. "Is…closed for maintenance."
- My heart sank. My carefully constructed mental image of poolside bliss evaporated. Replaced by the gnawing dread that would be my constant companion for the duration of this trip: the lack of a pool.
- 1:30 PM - Room Reconnaissance. This is where the fun begins…or ends:
- The room. Okay. "Functional" is perhaps the most charitable description. The wallpaper was…well, let's just say it had seen better decades. The air conditioner sounded like a dying robot.
- The beds, though…two queen-sized beds! Jackpot! Though, the plastic bedspreads, as if they were trying to suffocate a body.
- A weird stain on the carpet near the bathroom. Don’t ask. I won’t tell. (Maybe…)
- 2:00 PM - The Search for Provisions (aka, the Snack Emergency):
- Okay, time to figure out the lay of the land. Where's the closest grocery store? I need sustenance.
- This is a serious mission: I haven't eaten in like 12 hours. (Travel days are hard.)
- 3:00 PM - The Drive. The first step into Brigham City:
- Heading towards the Market. Driving down the road is a trip in itself. The signs, the cars, the people…
- 3:30 PM - The Market. The glorious market:
- Okay, this place is the best ever! The variety of food available is an adventurer's delight.
- 4:00 PM - Room Reintegration and the Great Snack Feast:
- Back at HoJo. Unpacking the snack bounty. Popcorn, chips, a family size chocolate, and some really questionable gas station sushi. (I’m a rebel, okay? Don't judge.)
- Netflix. Comfort food. The sweet, sweet balm of… doing absolutely nothing (as far as you are concerned).
- 6:00 PM - Dinner Attempt. Eating out:
- Okay, time to eat the dinner. Trying to find a place that is a bit more than fast food-ish.
- This is a disaster. The restaurant's owner seems a bit off her rocker.
Day 2: History, Hope, and the Ongoing Saga of the Pool…
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast. The Complimentary "Continental" Experience:
- Free breakfast! Excellent! (My blood sugar is already plummeting). This will consist of waffles, and cereal.
- The waffle maker is… well, it's seen better days. (And the free coffee is exactly as undrinkable as one expects.)
- 9:00 AM - The Willard Bay State Park. The fresh air is good:
- This park is the perfect place to take a walk. It's so peaceful and a great way to burn off those calories.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch and the Search for Pizza:
- Is there anything better than pizza?
- 1:00 PM - Exploring Downtown Brigham City. Finding a hidden gem:
- This place is an adventure.
- 3:00 PM - The Ongoing Pool Situation. (The Agony):
- I may…or may not… have walked past the closed pool again. Just to gaze longingly at the… well, at the locked gate. Still closed. Still under maintenance. (Sigh.)
- I considered trying to sneak in at night, but…the robot AC, the creepy carpet stain…It was probably bad luck.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner at the local pub - and the stories began:
- The pub! Finally. I can get some real food.
- The Pub's owner shared a story - that has me thinking.
Day 3: Departure, Reflections, and the Bitter Sweetness of Leaving…
- 8:00 AM - The Last Breakfast. A bittersweet one.
- Another waffle. Another cup of sludge-coffee. Another deep sigh.
- 9:00 AM - Last Minute Shopping. The gift shop:
- Gotta bring something back home.
- 10:00 AM - Check-Out. The Goodbyes:
- Farewell, Brenda. Farewell, robot AC. Farewell, slightly-musty air and the dream of the pool that never was.
- 11:00 AM - Drive back. And ponder life and adventure:
- Driving home. Reflecting on the trip.
- All in all, good trip!
Final Thoughts:
Brigham City, Utah… you were…something. The HoJo? Well, it was an experience. Would I go back? Maybe. If they open the darn pool. And if I'm really, really desperate for a waffle.
And that, my friends, is the honest, messy, and slightly-demented truth about my trip to Brigham City. Now, I need a nap. And a large pizza. And maybe a therapist.
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Brigham City's BEST Hotel? Howard Johnson Wyndham – Let's Get Real!
Okay, seriously, is this Howard Johnson really the "best" in Brigham City? Because, well, you know... it's a Howard Johnson.
Let's talk about the rooms. What are they *really* like? Are we talking Motel 6 chic, or something… more adventurous?
What about the free breakfast? Is it edible? Or is it that "mystery meat" situation I'm always worried about?
The Staff - any horror stories or actually genuinely nice people?
The Pool/Other Amenities… Worth a damn?
The "Worst" Thing that happened to you? Be Honest!
Would you stay there again? Really?


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