
Executive Plaza Hotel Coquitlam: Your BC Getaway Awaits!
Executive Plaza Hotel Coquitlam: More Than Just a Stay (My Take… For What It's Worth!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause I just got back from a stay at the Executive Plaza Hotel in Coquitlam, and let me tell ya, it's a whole experience. Before I dive in head-first, let’s be real – accessibility is a HUGE win. More on that later, though. This review… well, it's gonna be a bit of a wild ride, much like my stay. Prepare for some honest opinions and a healthy dose of me rambling!
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- Title: Executive Plaza Hotel Coquitlam Review: Your BC Getaway Awaits (But Is It Worth It?) – Plus, the Wi-Fi Scandal!
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- Meta Description: A candid review of the Executive Plaza Hotel in Coquitlam! Discover the good, the bad, and the surprisingly soapy (more on that later). From the pool with a view to the Wi-Fi chaos, I spill the tea. Accessibility, dining, and more – is this your perfect BC getaway?
Okay, Let's Get Messy!
1. Accessing the Hype (and the Hotel):
Okay, first things first. I'm going to lead with a big, HUGE, "YES!" for Accessibility. Seriously, the Executive Plaza gets it. Wheelchair accessibility seemed top-notch throughout, from the ramps and elevators to the rooms themselves. I didn't personally test every single aspect, but what I saw left a very positive impression. Now, I didn't delve into the facilities for disabled guests extensively, but based on the overall vibe, I'd bet they've put some serious thought into everything. Bravo!
2. Tech Troubles and Wi-Fi Woes (The Real Scandal!)
Now, let's get to the nitty-gritty… the Wi-Fi. Promised Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Wi-Fi in public areas, right? WRONG! Okay, not completely wrong, but… it was… spotty. Like a teenager with a bad attitude. Sometimes blazing fast, sometimes slower than molasses in January. I spent more time wrestling with my laptop that I did actually working (or, you know, relaxing). Internet access [LAN]? I didn't even bother. After the Wi-Fi drama, I needed a drink. It added to all this internet access and the internet services overall. Hopefully, they address that because it's a definite bummer.
3. Rooms, Rooms, Glorious (and Sometimes Flawed) Rooms:
My room? Pretty decent! It had all the usual suspects: Air conditioning, alarm clock, coffee/tea maker (thank heavens!), a desk, a refrigerator, satellite/cable channels, a seating area, and a window that opens (a must for fresh air!). I even had a bathtub, which I was thrilled about. I mean, a good soak is a requirement after a long day of… well, whatever you do in Coquitlam. Blackout curtains were also a bonus; crucial for sleeping in.
And yes, there was free Wi-Fi in the room. When it decided to work.
The room sanitization opt-out available was a nice touch, showing they were taking COVID precautions seriously (more on that in a bit). I did appreciate the Daily housekeeping and keeping the room clean.
4. Relaxation Station? (Mostly Yes!)
Okay, the fun stuff! I’m all about the ways to relax, and the Executive Plaza delivers. The spa/sauna was calling my name, so I went in, got a massage and everything felt good! The pool with view was spectacular. Seriously, swimming while watching the sunset? Chef's kiss. I also had access to Fitness center with a gym/fitness.
I didn't try the Body scrub or Body wrap, because… well, I'm lazy. But they sounded tempting! The Steamroom was lovely, though. And though the hotel has a Swimming pool [outdoor], I was so enraptured by the indoor pool with a view.
5. Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe-ish
Alright, COVID-19 era. The hotel did a pretty solid job. They listed things like Anti-viral cleaning products, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Staff trained in safety protocol, and Sterilizing equipment.
They showed they were trying! But, you know, you always wonder if things are as thorough as they claim. Still, I felt relatively safe. The doctor/nurse on call and first aid kit are nice touches.
6. Dining Daze (and Delight!):
Food. It's important. The Executive Plaza has options! There was a Breakfast [buffet]. I got a Bottle of water, Coffee/tea in restaurant and a dessert in restaurant along with a few Salads. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was worth it. There's a Poolside bar, but honestly, I preferred the room service. Room service [24-hour] is always a winner!
I’m a sucker for a good salad and a soup, so I was happy!
7. Services and Conveniences: All Kinds!
They provide the whole shebang: Air conditioning in public area, Business facilities, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out – all the usual conveniences. They offer Daily housekeeping, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, and even Safety deposit boxes.
8. For the Kids (and Those With Kids):
I didn't have kids with me, but the Family/child friendly vibe was definitely there. They have Babysitting service and Kids meal. That's a big win for those traveling with little ones.
9. Extras, Odds and Ends (and My Personal Quirks):
- Getting Around: I had a car, so the Car park [free of charge] was a huge plus. I didn't use the Taxi service, but it's available.
- Check-in/out: Check-in/out [express] was handy.
- Room Decorations: Nothing too fancy, but it was clean.
- Pets allowed unavailable: I didn't have a pet, but it is good to know.
- Front desk [24-hour]: Very useful.
My Verdict (The Messy Truth):
Look, the Executive Plaza Hotel in Coquitlam has its ups and downs. The accessibility is fantastic. The pool is a major draw. The dining options are varied. The Wi-Fi? A work in progress.
Would I go back? Yeah, probably. Especially for a quick getaway when I'm in the area. The hotel's a solid choice, particularly if you prioritize accessibility and are looking for a place that offers a comprehensive range of amenities.
Final Score: 7.5/10 (Wi-Fi needs a serious upgrade, but that pool view is glorious!)
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your glossy, perfectly-curated travel brochure. This is real life, Executive Plaza Hotel style. And frankly, I'm already feeling a little… much. Let's just say the pre-trip anxiety is kicking in, and I've already spilled coffee on my itinerary. (Naturally).
Executive Plaza Hotel, Coquitlam, BC: A Messy, Honest, Funny, and Human Itinerary (Or: My Attempt to Survive Coquitlam)
Day 1: Arrival and Accidental Adventure
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at Vancouver International Airport (YVR). Okay, taxi time. Let's hope I don't get stuck with a driver who thinks they're auditioning for a Formula 1 race. (Note to self: pack Dramamine.)
- 2:30 PM: Check-in at the Executive Plaza Hotel. Pray to whatever travel gods are listening that the room looks remotely like the pictures online. This trip is already feeling like a gamble!
- 3:00 PM: Unpack. Or, attempt to. My suitcase exploded in a glorious mess of mismatched socks and questionable travel-sized toiletries. Already regretting overpacking.
- 4:00 PM: Explore the hotel grounds. This is where things get interesting. I was planning on a leisurely stroll, but I swear I saw a squirrel wearing a tiny tuxedo. Or maybe it's the jet lag talking? I'm not sure. Definitely a moment.
- 5:00 PM: The Great Pool Debacle. Listen, I'm a pool person. So, I head to pool. I was ready to do some laps. However, I walk into the pool area. I see it. One kid is doing cannonballs, another is splashing everywhere, and a couple are making out like the world is about to end. So, I turn tails and go back to my room. Nope.
- 6:30 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant, "The Wild Fig." Okay, so, the decor is… rustic. I ordered the salmon. It was… edible. Let's leave it at that. The waitress, bless her heart, was trying her best to keep the place afloat. She had a smile, even though she was clearly running on fumes. I give her five stars for effort.
- 8:00 PM: Attempt to watch TV. Fail. The remote, like all remotes, has declared war on me. Ended up watching the ceiling fan for an hour. Deep thoughts ensued. Apparently, I'm very interested in the aerodynamics of a ceiling fan.
- 9:30 PM: Bedtime. Or, attempt to. The curtains are letting in enough light that I can see the shadows on the wall. That can be horrifying.
Day 2: Seeking Serenity (and Finding Squirrels)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Or, emerge from the darkness. I’m still tired, but the coffee is beckoning.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. It’s the usual continental buffet. I loaded up on the breakfast cereal, since there is not much. I'm now officially fueled for war.
- 10:00 AM: Hiking. Okay, this is the "get away from it all" part of the trip. The air is crisp, the trees are green, and I nearly tripped over a root. I’m not exactly an expert hiker, but I'll survive.
- 12:00 PM: Pack a lunch. I packed a sandwich, chips, an apple, and some water. Simple, yet effective.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. I am enjoying my lunch. I am looking at the view and enjoying myself.
- 2:00 PM: Coquitlam Centre. Okay, look, don't judge. Sometimes you just need to wander around a shopping mall. Needed to buy and replace my socks.
- 4:00 PM: Back to The Hotel. Time to chill, watch the TV and do nothing. Or at least that's the plan. Let's see if I can actually pull it off.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant of my choice. I choose to order some food at a local restaurant nearby.
- 8:00 PM: Back to the hotel and prepare for sleep. I think I will finally get some sleep.
Day 3: Farewell (and Possibly Good Riddance?)
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. Another attempt to enjoy the continental breakfast.
- 9:00 AM: Pack. The dreaded moment. Successfully packed this time.
- 10:00 AM: Check out of the hotel. Time to go home.
- 11:00 AM: Go to YVR. It's been a trip.
- 1:00 PM: Say goodbye to Vancouver.
Reflections:
So, here we are at the end. A trip that wasn't always smooth, filled with unexpected moments, and certainly not the perfectly-crafted vacation. But hey, that's life, right? Coquitlam, you were… an experience. And, you know what? I wouldn't trade it for anything. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to find a really, really good cup of coffee and maybe, just maybe, start planning my next adventure… and pray for better luck with the hotel room view.
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So, Executive Plaza Hotel Coquitlam... Worth it or a total flop? Let's be honest.
Okay, location. Is it truly "close to everything" as they claim? Seriously, is it?
The rooms... what's the deal? Are they actually decent?
Breakfast: Free? Good? Skip it and find a Tim Horton's?
Is there a pool? I need to relax after a harrowing day of, you know, life.
Any hidden fees? Because those always get me.
Anything else noteworthy? Any random stories you'd like to share? Spill the tea!
Would you recommend it overall? Give it to me straight!


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