**Unbelievable Amenities Await! Sonesta ES Suites Cleveland Westlake Review**
Unbelievable Amenities? More Like Unbelievable Potential! Sonesta ES Suites Cleveland Westlake Review - A Rollercoaster Ride (and a Few Hidden Gems!)
Okay, buckle up, because I’m about to spill the tea on Sonesta ES Suites Cleveland Westlake. This place? It’s a bit of a paradox. Packed with potential, riddled with quirks, and ultimately…well, let's just say my review is gonna be thorough. I'm talking borderline obsessive. (Hey, I paid for it, right?)
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Right, now we can dive in.
Accessibility: The Dance of Hope and…Well, Imperfection.
Alright, let's start with the stuff that really matters to some folks (and should matter to everyone!): accessibility. The Sonesta ES Suites Cleveland Westlake claims to be accessible. They list "Facilities for disabled guests" and "Wheelchair accessible" as selling points. Awesome, right? Well, here’s the thing: it depends.
My experience? (And I’m deliberately keeping this as raw and unfiltered as possible)… I didn’t personally need full accessibility, but I did notice some things that give me pause. The front entrance seemed okay, and I glanced (and didn't have time) for the lift, but I'd be wary of relying on just the online description.
- The "Potential" Reality: The walkways looked wide enough, but I didn't see any ramps. I just didn't need to. So, I have to assume there's potential for accessibility – but call ahead and verify. Don't just take their word for it. Especially if you need a specific bathroom access. I did notice things like the exterior corridor situation… so… hmmm…
Room Accessibility: Where the Rubber Meets the Road (Sometimes Literally)
Ah, the rooms. This is where things could really swing either way. I booked a… well, I'm assuming it was "standard", but I'm not sure what they consider "standard" after the initial room issues (more on that later!).
- I didn't see specific accessibility features like grab bars in the bathroom.
- I didn't need the interconnecting rooms, but I did see the option listed. That’s a plus I guess.
Food Glorious Food (And The Occasional Hiccup)
Okay, the food. This is where I had the most interesting experience (and where I feel the need to REALLY vent!).
- Breakfast? A Rollercoaster. Of Sorts. The description mentioned "Breakfast [buffet]", "Buffet in restaurant", and "Breakfast takeaway service." Fantastic! I love a good grab-and-go breakfast.
- So, first morning. I went down, and… crickets. The "buffet" was a sad little spread of pre-packaged pastries and pre-portioned yogurt. The coffee? Weak, lukewarm, and tasted vaguely of sadness. The "takeaway" aspect was literally: you get the pre-packaged things and take them back to your room. "Wow!", I thought. "Such innovation!"
- The NEXT morning? Miraculously, there was a slightly better selection of bagels and some fruit. I felt blessed. Then the machine broke.
- The Verdict: Don't go in expecting a culinary masterpiece. Manage your expectations. Pack your own snacks. Or, heck, consider ordering room service (which is 24-hour, by the way – that's a win!).
- Dinner? Exploring the Area: I didn't eat at the hotel restaurant. "Restaurants" are mentioned, but I couldn't find one. I do think there's a bar, but I'm not sure. I had to go explore.
- Alternative Meal Arrangement: No idea what that entails. Probably because I didn't explore the area well enough!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - The Potential for Hidden Gems (And Disappointment)
- Snack Bar (Maybe?): I didn’t see a dedicated snack bar, but the convenience store in the lobby had some options. Don't get your hopes up for gourmet snacks.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Pre-Pandemic (and Post-Pandemic?) Reality
Okay, this is where things got a little spooky. Especially with the pandemic still lurking in the background.
- The Promised Land of Cleanliness: The hotel boasts "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Daily disinfection in common areas," "Hand sanitizer," "Rooms sanitized between stays," "Professional-grade sanitizing services," and "Staff trained in safety protocol." Sounds great, right?
- The Reality (of my room): Let's just say I could smell the cleaning products, which is a good sign! However, I did spot a speck of… something… on the headboard of all places. It was not major, but I question thoroughness. So, the "rooms sanitized between stays" claim? Debatable.
Internet: Free Wi-Fi! (Mostly!)
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes! And it mostly worked! I mean, it buffered a couple of times, but for the most part, I could stream Netflix. I'm a happy camper!
- Internet [LAN]: Hmmm… I didn't see a LAN connection, but the Wi-Fi was reliable enough that I didn't even bother looking.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax… Or Not.
- The Fitness Center: I peeked. The fitness center was small but functional. Treadmill, some weights, the usual. Not exactly a state-of-the-art gym, but hey, it's better than nothing.
- The Pool (Outdoor): The pool? Looked inviting. It was clean. The pool with a view? Well, it's more of a pool with… building view! But I definitely needed a swim!
- Important Note: I didn't see a sauna or spa, but the fitness center has a steamroom!
- Body Scrubs and Wraps? Nope. Definitely not. This is not a luxurious spa hotel.
- Overall Relaxing Vibe? Depends. If you're looking for a quiet, relaxing getaway with spa treatments, this ain't it. This is more of a practical, functional stay.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the "Huh?"
- Air Conditioning in Public Area: Yes. Thank goodness.
- Cash Withdrawal: Yes! A nice convenience in the lobby.
- Concierge: I didn't see a dedicated concierge.
- Contactless Check-in/out: I don't think so…
- Convenience Store: Yes, there's a small convenience store. Good for snacks and essentials.
- Daily Housekeeping: Yes, the daily housekeeping was a lifesaver… or a bit of a savior.
- Elevator: Yes!
- Doorman: No.
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: See above. Potentially available, but verify.
- Food Delivery: Yeah!
- Ironing Service: Yes!
- Luggage Storage: Yes!
- Meeting/Banquet Facilities: Yes.
- Safety Deposit Boxes: Available. Always a plus!
- Smoking Area: Designated area.
For the Kids (and the Kid in You)
- Family/Child Friendly: Yes. I saw families.
- Babysitting service: I don't know!
Available in All Rooms: The Nitty-Gritty
- Air Conditioning: Thankfully, yes!
- Blackout Curtains: Yes!
- Coffee/tea maker: Yes.
- Free bottled water: Okay!
- Hair dryer: Yes.
- Refrigerator: YES!
- Wi-Fi [free]: Yes!
- Window that opens: Yes!
Access, Safety, and Security: The Essentials (and the "Maybe"s)
- CCTV in common areas: Yes.
- Fire Extinguisher: Yes.
- Non-smoking rooms: Yes.
- Smoke alarms: Yes.
- Security [24-hour]: Seemed like it.
**Getting Around: Location, Location, Location! (And
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! We're not aiming for a pristine brochure here. This is the REAL, messy, caffeinated version of my Sonesta ES Suites Cleveland Westlake itinerary. Prepare for opinions (mostly mine!), random tangents, and the overwhelming urge to eat all the snacks.
Sonesta ES Suites Cleveland Westlake: An Existential Exploration (of Pancakes, Mostly)
Day 1: Arrival & The Perilous Quest for Caffeine (and a decent view)
- 1:00 PM - Arrival, Check-in & The Great Room Debacle: Alright, so, I landed, and the drive from the airport (which, let's be honest, felt like an eternity) was smooth, no thanks to my GPS which, for reasons only it understands, believes Rt 71 is a scenic byway. I pulled into the Sonesta, and the lobby… well, it's a lobby. Cleanish, I guess. The lady at the front desk was blessedly efficient, but felt like she'd seen a few too many weary travelers. I got my key, wrestled with the luggage cart (curse you, uneven pavement!), and eventually found my suite. First impression? Decent. Slightly beige, but hey, at least it's clean-ish.
- 1:30 PM - The Fridge Revelation: The fridge is… humongous. I mean, this thing could probably house a small family of squirrels. Excited, it is time to organize the snacks. I'm particularly thrilled about this – I thrive on snacks.
- 2:00 PM - Caffeine Emergency: The most pressing issue, of course, is the caffeine situation. I NEED – nay, demand – coffee. The in-room coffee maker looks… okay. Pray for me. This is make-or-break.
- 2:30 PM - Okay, the coffee is… adequate. Mostly: It's not terrible. It's not stellar. It's… coffee. Thank god for that. I need to locate a decent pastry – ASAP.
- 3:00 PM - Reconnaissance Mission: Westlake's Finest (or at least, whatever's open on a Tuesday): Google Maps it is. I venture out, hoping to find a cute cafe. Realized the hotel is on the outskirts, so nothing walkable. I swear I saw something called "Panera Bread" on the way in… which might have to do.
- 4:00 PM - Settling In's Struggle is Real: Settled in. Trying to work. Feeling the existential dread of a Tuesday afternoon. Is this my life now? Working in a beige suite in Westlake? The answer: probably, yes.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner Quest: The Taco Tango? I'm thinking tacos. There's a place called "El Vaquero" that seems promising. Fingers crossed it’s not too… chain-y. (But honestly, at this point, I'm not picky.)
- 7:30 PM - Taco Triumph and "Netflix and… Crumbs": El Vaquero delivered! The tacos were solid, the margaritas were flowing, and I might have overindulged. Back at the room, ready for the evening. Netflix it is. Also, I have crumbs everywhere. It's a lifestyle.
Day 2: A Pancake Odyssey & The Cleveland Quest (or What to Do When You're Bored)
- 7:00 AM - PANCAKE TIME! (The Emotional Rollercoaster Begins): The best part of this hotel is the… wait for it… free breakfast. Okay, so it's not gourmet free breakfast. But it has PANCAKES. And that, my friends, is a game-changer. I am OBSESSED with pancakes. Absolutely obsessed. They better be good. The smell of syrup alone is making me salivate.
- 7:30 AM - Pancake Revelation (or the Meaning of Life, Briefly): Okay, the pancakes are… AMAZING. Fluffy, buttery, perfect. I may have eaten three… or four. I regret nothing. This is the peak of my vacation. The peak.
- 8:30 AM - The Aftermath: Pancake Coma: My stomach is a happy, pancake-filled land. I need to go out.
- 9:00 AM - Cleveland Bound! (Sort of): Decided to drive into Cleveland. I'm thinking the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (the history nerd in me demands it), but honestly, everything in Cleveland is a solid 40-minute drive away. This is just… the reality.
- 10:00 AM - Road Trip Shenanigans: My car is playing the radio and my mood is… not bad! I haven't done anything spectacular, but the pancakes filled me with an abnormal amount of joy this morning.
- 10:30 AM - The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Debriefing: The rock and roll hall of fame was surprisingly moving. I went in thinking I'd get bored, but I was so wrong! There were some major moments during my time there.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch Debacle: Okay, so the Rock Hall was great. But now I'm starving. The food options near the hall are… touristy. I ended up at a place called "The Corner Alley." It was… adequate. The pizza was pizza. The beer was cold. The company (myself) was… okay.
- 3:00 PM - Coffee Rescue (Again): Because caffeine is life. Scored a decent latte at a local shop called "Phoenix Coffee Co." Hallelujah.
- 4:00 PM - The Drive Back & The Existential Dread Returns: Traffic. So much traffic. The drive back to the hotel was… long. And now I'm back in my beige suite. The siren song of the Netflix calls.
- 6:00 PM - Considering the Hotel Gym (maybe): Okay, so I'm considering the gym. I probably should. But the couch is so comfortable. Plus, I'll likely have to share the gym with the hotel's other guests. Ew. I'm going to… consider the couch.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner is a question mark: What to eat? The options are endless. The desire to eat something decent is also there. But I'm tired. Perhaps a salad is in order.
- 8:00 PM - "Salad" and Self-Loathing: The salad was… fine. But I'm now filled with the profound regret that I did not get pizza. I am questioning my life choices.
- 9:00 PM - The inevitable Netflix binge.
Day 3: Departure & The Pancake Legacy (or, Will I Ever Recover?)
- 7:00 AM - The Final Pancake Embrace: Oh, glorious pancakes, I salute you! This is my last chance. I'm going to savor every bite.
- 7:30 AM - Pancake-Induced Bliss: This is the best. Truly the best.
- 8:00 AM - Packing (The Art of Procrastination): I should probably pack. Should. I'll probably procrastinate.
- 9:00 AM - One Last Coffee Run: I think another caffeine boost is in order.
- 10:00 AM - Final Hotel Room Inspection: Ensuring I haven't left any vital organs behind. I spot a stray sock. Typical.
- 11:00 AM - Check-out & Farewell, Fair Westlake: The lady at the front desk wished me a “safe travels.” No emotion.
- 11:30 AM - The Drive to Airport: The drive back to the airport felt like a walk through the desert after three days of pancake bliss.
- 12:00 PM - Goodbye, Sonesta (and the pancakes)
Post-Trip Thoughts:
The Sonesta ES Suites Cleveland Westlake? It was… fine. It wasn't fancy, it wasn't groundbreaking. But the pancakes? Those were legendary. And for that alone, I'll always have a soft spot for that beige room in Westlake. Would I go back? Probably. But only if the pancakes are still there. Because, honestly, those pancakes were everything.
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Sonesta ES Suites Cleveland Westlake: The Unfiltered Truth (Mostly About the Coffee...)
Okay, spill the beans (pun intended!), what's the *real* deal about this place? Is it actually "unbelievable"?
Alright, alright, settle down. "Unbelievable" is a *bit* of a stretch. Look, it's Sonesta ES Suites. You *know* what you're getting into: extended stay, kitchenette, probably a decent pool... But believe me, it's a rollercoaster. One minute you're thinking, "Wow, this sofa is comfy!", the next you're wrestling with the internet (more on that later, trust me). Think "Surprisingly Okay" with flashes of brilliant, punctuated by moments of deep, existential disappointment.
Honestly, it depends on your expectations. If you're expecting the Ritz? Run. If you're cool with something that's a solid B+ and occasionally a C-, then buckle up, buttercup.
The Amenities: What's actually worth raving about? And what's a total letdown?
Okay, so the *good* stuff... The room size is genuinely pretty great. You don't feel like you're living in a shoebox, which is a real win for a long stay. The kitchenette? Handy. Saved me a *fortune* on takeout. The pool? Well, I *heard* it was nice. I actually *intended* to use it. But... distractions. (More on *those* later too.)
Now for the bitter truth... THE COFFEE. Oh, the coffee. It's a tragic story. A tale of woe brewed in what appeared to be a repurposed oil drum. I swear, the stuff tasted like dishwater that had been sitting in a mechanic's garage for a week. And, this is a *serious* first world problem but I NEED good coffee when I'm working. So, daily trips to the local Starbucks commenced. This added a significant cost to the trip. It was a DARK time. I'm still not over the coffee.
And the internet? Let's just say it had moments of brilliance, and then hours of buffering. It was emotionally exhausting, really.
Let's talk location. Is Westlake a good spot? Anything fun nearby, or are you stuck in a suburban wasteland?
Westlake... It's... fine. It's definitely not a *destination*. But it's got your essentials: grocery stores, a few restaurants, the dreaded strip malls of doom... It's convenient. Easy access to the highway. You're not going to be heartbroken, but also, don't expect to accidentally stumble into a hidden gem.
However! A trip to the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo is on the horizon - easily accessible by car, and if you've got kids or a penchant for monkeys, it's hard to beat. Also, the nearby Crocker Park is a nice place to walk around and get away from the work from the suite.
The Room: Was it clean? And, like, did it smell okay?
The room, generally, was clean. I'm a bit of a germaphobe, which is probably why I'm still obsessing about that coffee... but I'm also reasonable. It wasn't sparkling, but it was acceptable. The biggest issue I had was the carpet. It looked like it had seen some things. Probably coffee related mishaps. But hey, it was functional, and not a health hazard.
The smell? Okay, this is the thing that's stuck with me. There was a faint... *something*. It wasn't bad, exactly. But it wasn't *good*. It was more an "Oh, is that the scent of a thousand forgotten breakfasts?" It was a complex blend of maybe-clean-enough cleaning products and perhaps, a hint of stale air conditioning. I'm probably overthinking it. But it was there.
Okay, the staff: were they actually *helpful* or just... present?
Honestly, the staff were a mixed bag. Some were super friendly and helpful. The gentleman with the ponytail at the front desk was an absolute *saint*. He actually fixed the internet problem (eventually). Others... seemed to be going through the motions. Totally understandable, everyone has bad days. But the good ones really shone.
And here's a true story. I managed to accidentally lock myself out of my room at 10 p.m. after a disastrous attempt and leaving a load from my work in the washing machine. I panicked (naturally), but the desk person was super chill, got me a new key card without making me feel like an idiot (which I was). That, my friends, is customer service gold.
The "Extended Stay" Vibe. Did you feel like you were *living* there, or just crashing?
Definitely a mix. The kitchenette and ample space made it feel more like living than a traditional hotel. I was *very* grateful for the fridge. Leftovers for days! The comfy sofa was also a game changer, perfect for binge-watching whatever terrible reality show they had on.
BUT. There was no escaping the "extended stay" reality. The constant hum of other people, the slightly generic decor, the fact that you *know* someone else lived in this room before you... It's not going to replicate the feeling of home, but it *is* a good option.
Speaking of "Living there," what's the deal with the noise levels? Thin walls? Loud neighbors?
Okay, the noise. This is a crucial part of the equation. The walls? Let's just say I became *intimately* acquainted with my neighbor's television preferences. I'm pretty sure I could recite the theme song to "Law & Order" by heart. And did I mention the kid running down the hall at 6 am?
Earplugs are your best friend. Or, you know, becoming nocturnal. Up to you. The noise definitely fluctuates, but it's best to be prepared. Honestly (and I hate to say this), the noise from the roads was sometimes louder than the people in other rooms.
Would you go back? The ultimate question!
Ugh. That's a tough one. If I *had* to? Sure. It's functional. It's relatively affordable. And, on the plus side, there's a coffee shop *very* close by, so I could get a *real* coffee. <Cozy Stay Spot
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