Luxury Getaway: Unwind at Residence Inn Loveland Fort Collins!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the Residence Inn Loveland Fort Collins! And let me tell you, it's… well, it's an experience. A messy experience. Just the way I like it.
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Luxury Getaway Review: Residence Inn Loveland Fort Collins – Accessibility, Amenities, Food, & More!
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Okay, so picture this: you’ve just driven for, oh, about ten hours. Your back feels like a melted crayon, and your brain is operating at dial-up speed. Finally, finally, you pull up to the Residence Inn. The first thing I noticed? The… ahem… car park [free of charge]. Yes, free. Not exactly the Ritz, but hey, it's a start. And let me tell you, after that drive, free parking is practically a hug.
Accessibility: The Good, the Bad, and the Stairs (Maybe?)
Let's be honest, accessibility is HUGE for me these days. I'm not exactly a super athlete, if you catch my drift. Facilities for disabled guests listed here made me breathe a sigh of relief. Now, the website says it's accessible. I mean, they say a lot of things, right? I didn't have any issues, but I didn't specifically test every single nook and cranny. I just took a quick glance and it seemed okay, they had an Elevator, which is always a plus. But let's be real, some of these places say they're accessible and then you find yourself facing a staircase steeper than my uncle's temper. So, buyer beware, call ahead and make sure this fits your needs, folks.
Cleanliness and Safety: Did They Ditch the Dust Bunnies?
Right now, Cleanliness and safety are paramount. I'm a bit of a germaphobe, so I was looking for the Anti-viral cleaning products, the Daily disinfection in common areas, and all that jazz. And I have to say, I felt… relatively safe? They had the standard precautions: Hand sanitizer everywhere, Staff trained in safety protocol, the whole shebang. They even had Room sanitization opt-out available, which I thought was a nice touch. Gave me some sense of control, you know?
(Stream of consciousness detour: Okay, so, the cleaning crew. Bless their hearts. They must see SO MUCH. I bet they find things. Things you wouldn't believe. Like, one place I stayed, I swear I found a used… well, let's just say it involved a rubber ducky and some questionable stains. I digress!)
Rooms: My Temporary Fortress (and the Imperfections of Comfort)
Alright, let's talk rooms. Non-smoking rooms, check. Air conditioning, double-check. The Air conditioning was a godsend, essential during the sweltering Colorado afternoons. I snagged a High floor, which I always prefer – less noise, better views (even if the view was just… the parking lot). The Blackout curtains were perfect for sleeping in (because sleep is the real luxury, am I right?). They even had Extra long bed, a huge plus.
Now, for the minor grumbles. The Coffee/tea maker was the standard issue, and the coffee itself tasted like regret. The Complimentary tea, however, was a lifesaver!
Also, the Internet access – Wi-Fi [free] was, as promised, in all rooms! YAY! Also Internet access – LAN… I didn't test this out, because I haven't used internet LAN in years. Is that still a thing?
The Bathroom phone felt a bit… outdated. Like something out of a 90s sitcom. I can't imagine a scenario where I'd need to call from the bathroom, but hey, who am I to judge?
Dining: Fueling the Beast (Me)
Okay, the food. This is crucial. Breakfast [buffet] is the name of the game here, and it was… well, it was a buffet. Let's just say I've had better, and I've certainly had worse. They had the usual suspects: Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Vegetarian restaurant. The Breakfast takeaway service was a game-changer. I'm the kind of person who likes to munch on a muffin in bed before actually getting ready. So, that was cool!
(Rant break about buffets: Dear God, buffets are a social experiment. Watching people load plates with the grace of a toddler wielding a fork. The sheer volume of food consumed… It's fascinating, really. But I digress again!)
The Restaurants, Bar, Poolside bar, Snack bar, are decent. I didn't use the Room service [24-hour].
Things to Do/Relax: More Than Just Snoozing (Maybe)
This is where things get interesting. Swimming pool [outdoor] and Pool with view sound fantastic! The descriptions are vague at best.
They have a Fitness center, Gym/fitness, But I'm more of a "sit on the couch and eat chips" kind of fitness enthusiast, so I can't tell you much about that. It seemed nice through the window though.
If you're into pampering, they've got a Spa, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Spa/sauna, Steamroom.
(Emotional outpouring: Oh man, a spa day at a hotel? That's my jam. I need a massage right now just thinking about it! Forget the sightseeing, forget the meetings. Just give me a fluffy robe, a tranquil room, and someone to knead the knots out of my stressed-out shoulders. It’s my guilty pleasure!)
Services and Conveniences: The Little Extras (and Some Quirks)
Concierge service? Nice. Dry cleaning? Always appreciated. Laundry service? Saved my butt more than once! They also had Cash withdrawal, Car park [on-site], Car park [free of charge], Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Cashless payment service, Food delivery, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, and the usual suspects.
Now, for a few quirks. The Smoking area felt a little… lonely. It's like a tiny island of nicotine oblivion. The Shrine? That's new, I didn't find the Shrine, but I wonder if there is one!
For the Kids: Family-Friendly?
They have Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal. Again, I'm child-free, so I can't give you the lowdown on the toddler situation. But hey, it's good to know they're catering to the little ones.
Getting Around: Navigating the City
Airport transfer? Awesome. Taxi service? Convenient. They also offered Car power charging station, Valet parking, Bicycle parking, all good options depending on your mode of transport.
Overall Vibe
It's a solid choice. It's not the ultimate luxury getaway, but it's comfortable, clean, and offers a decent range of amenities. It's a reliable option, perfect for business travelers or anyone looking for a comfortable stay.
The Verdict
Would I stay here again? Probably. For the price, it's hard to beat. Especially with that free parking and that all-important breakfast takeaway service. Plus, the spa! Okay, okay, I'm sold! It's not perfect, but it's good. And sometimes, good is exactly what you need.
Days Inn Willcox, AZ: Your Unexpected Desert Oasis Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your clinically-precise travel itinerary. This is the real deal. This is me, flailing my way through a few days at the Residence Inn Loveland Fort Collins… and praying I don't accidentally set off the fire alarm with my questionable microwave skills.
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (Loveland, CO - Home Sweet… Temporary Home, I Guess)
- 1:00 PM - Arrival and the Great Lobby Shuffle: Okay, so the drive was… long. And the GPS lady, bless her heart, kept trying to send me down dirt roads. Arrived at the Residence Inn! Lobby. Standard issue. Clean-ish. (Okay, deep breath, it's an extended stay hotel, what did you expect Michelin stars?) Checked in, grabbed the keycard, and the charming receptionist (who somehow managed to smile despite my utter lack of coordination) directed me to my room.
- 1:30 PM - Room Reconnaissance and the Mystery of the Fold-Out Couch: Room's… fine. Surprisingly spacious, actually. (Thank God for the extra space because I'm pretty sure half my closet is in my car.) Fold-out couch? I'm already envisioning a battle of epic proportions between me and that demonic contraption later. The kitchenette… my nemesis. I briefly contemplated ordering takeout for the entire trip. (Let's be honest, probably a good idea.)
- 2:00 PM - Settling In and the Crushing Weight of Unpacking: The arduous task of unpacking a suitcase that is as messy as my thoughts. Okay, I give up, I'm gonna just live out of a duffel bag.
- 3:00 PM - Exploring the Hotel - Laundry Room Adventure: I thought, "Laundry! A great opportunity to get moving! I'll go down there…and maybe wash one thing", the washing machine took my money and didn't do anything so I had to call the front desk and have them reset it (I am not old at all).
- 6:00 PM - Dinner Drama in the Hotel (or, Why I Still Haven't Mastered Microwaving): Okay, well, I decided to be a responsible adult and try cooking in my kitchenette. I tried making Easy Mac, got the water situation right. Then the microwave, I put the easy-mac in the microwave, set the timer, and poof the fire alarm went off. I got a bunch of very worried stares from people and the front desk, thankfully I'm not setting them back a lot, but the shame. Ugh. I ended up ordering pizza. Again. Delicious pizza though. No regrets.
- 8:00 PM - Evening Relaxation and the Agony of the Fold-Out Couch: After food and the fire alarm, I'm trying to relax. Fold out the couch. More like the couch fighting me. Got the TV on and was half-asleep when suddenly I heard the hotel door shut behind me and woke myself up. "Is that what happens in horror movies?"
- 9:00 PM - The Great Debate: Watch TV or Read a Real Book? It's a philosophical question, really. Can I even be a responsible human being anymore?
- 10:00 PM - Actual Nap Time
Day 2: Loveland's Charms (And My Persistent Clumsiness)
- 8:00 AM - Morning Wake-Up and the Promise of Coffee (and Maybe Actual Breakfast This Time): Okay, so the free breakfast… Let's call it "Continental adjacent." Waffles that taste vaguely of cardboard, questionable fruit salad that looks like it was on the Titanic. But coffee. Bless the coffee. And the nice, helpful woman who helped me with the waffle maker… bless her.
- 9:00 AM - Exploring Downtown Loveland: Okay, Loveland is actually kinda… cute. There are those little bronzes everywhere. Very charming. I even spotted a local art gallery! (I, of course, promptly tripped over a cobblestone and almost took out a display of delicate glass sculptures. Smooth.)
- 11:00 AM - The Bizarre but Delightful Chapungu Sculpture Park: This place! Is a total brain-bender. Massive, weird, wonderful sculptures everywhere in a park. Spent way too long wandering around, trying to decipher the meaning of life, and just enjoying the open space.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch at a Loveland Restaurant
- 2:00 PM - Driving around town
- 4:00 PM - Back to the room for a nap
- 6:00 PM - Dinner Debate, Part Deux: Pizza again? Don't judge me!
- 8:00 PM - Nightcap and Room Debrief: "So did you enjoy your pizza?"
Day 3: Fort Collins Calls (And My Ongoing Quest for Functional Kitchen Skills)
- 9:00 AM - Checking Out (Finally!): Okay, goodbye, Room 312. I'm going to miss you (probably).
- 10:00 AM - Drive to Fort Collins: The drive to Fort Collins was quick. I can do this!
- 11:00 AM - Check In: The hotel was a bit better than the last one, clean rooms, very friendly staff.
- 12:00 PM - Quick Bite and Exploring Fort Collins: This town is very pleasant. I found a local brewery and made a day of it. Tried a flight, felt like a real local. I might have ordered a second one… don't judge.
- 3:00 PM - The Museum of Art: I love museums and this one was great, I lost myself in the exhibits for a while.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner. Found a great place for dinner.
- 8:00 PM - Walking around.. It's very nice.
- 11:00 PM - Sleep!
Day 4: Departure and the Eternal Question: Did I Actually Relax?
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast and Packing: Another questionable breakfast. Deciding who to give stuff to.
- 10:00 AM - Final Room Check and Departure: Bye-bye, Hotel. It's been… an experience. I'm pretty sure I learned nothing practical.
- 11:00 AM - Drive Home: The drive home was long.
- 2:00 PM - Stop Again
- 4:00 PM - Home Sweet Home: I spent a lot of time thinking about where I am now and how I got here.
Post-Trip Reflection (Because Why Not?)
Okay, so, did I get my much-needed break? Maybe. Did I master the art of the microwave? Absolutely not. Would I go back? Probably. The pizza was good. And hey, at least I didn't burn the entire hotel down. Small victories, people. Small victories. And maybe, just maybe, I'll attempt to cook something more complex than Easy Mac next time. Probably not, though. Definitely not.
Cambridge Getaway: Days Inn & Suites Awaits!
Alright, Alright, Alright... You REALLY Want to Know About Residence Inn Loveland? Let's Do This. (Buckle Up.)
So, like, is this place actually *luxurious*? Or is that just marketing fluff?
Okay, lemme level with you. "Luxury" in the context of a Residence Inn? It's stretching the definition a bit. Think... *elevated* comfort. It ain't the Four Seasons, okay? But it's definitely a step UP from some of the... *ahem*... motels I've accidentally stumbled into in the past. (Shudders). The rooms are spacious - which is HUGE if you're with a partner and haven't murdered each other yet. The bed? Comfy. The shower? Good water pressure. Those are wins in my book. They have a pool, and I *think* a hot tub (didn't brave the chlorine on our last visit - more on THAT later). So, "luxury"? Debatable. "Comfortable, clean, and convenient"? Absolutely. Would I call it "getaway material" like the ad says? Hmm... depends on how much you need a break from your toddler. (Just kidding, mostly)
The free breakfast. Spill the tea. Is it the usual sad continental situation?
Okay, breakfast. This is where things get interesting. Look, I'm a breakfast aficionado. I *live* for breakfast. And Residence Inns typically understand this. I mean, they *have* to. They're catering to people who are on extended stays and need REAL FOOD. So, yes, they have the usual suspects – the oatmeal (which, by the way, is surprisingly good when you load it up with all the fixings), the pastries (hit or miss, quality wise, like life itself), the fruit (slightly better than prison fruit, usually). But then… they *sometimes* have the hot stuff. Scrambled eggs, sausage, maybe even waffles! Now, listen, don't expect gourmet. This isn't a Michelin-star brunch. But it's free. And if you time it right, the waffle machine is a glorious, golden-brown beacon of hope. One time, though... ONE TIME... the eggs looked a little *too* yellow. And smelled… well, let’s just say I stuck to the bagels that day. Overall? Worth the gamble. Especially when you're dealing with the consequences of the night before.
Is it family-friendly? And by that, I mean, will my kids drive me crazy?
Oh, honey. Family-friendly? Depends on your definition of "friendly." Look, it's designed for extended stays, which *usually* means families. The suites are spacious, which is a godsend when you're trapped with little humans. They have a pool, which is a built-in entertainment system (until the inevitable screaming starts). The breakfast, as we discussed, is a buffer against the morning monster tantrums. BUT. Here's the thing. Kids are KIDS. They WILL make noise. They WILL run around. They WILL, at some point, spill something sticky. So, yes, it's family-friendly from the hotel's perspective. From YOUR perspective? Bring earplugs. And maybe a pre-emptive shot of something strong. (Again, just kidding! Mostly.) My personal experience? Went with the family. Little ones were happy playing in the living area! Older ones went bonkers at the pool! It was good. I was tired, but I felt rested. I'll call it a win.
The location. Is it convenient to… anything?
Location, location, location! (Or so they say.) Residence Inn Loveland is… well, it's *in* Loveland. And Loveland, my friends, is a lovely town! It's close to Fort Collins (a bigger city, more choices), which is great for restaurants and shopping. The surrounding area is gorgeous – you're practically at the foothills of the Rockies! (Scenic drive = sanity saver). Plus, it's usually pretty easy to get around. Traffic's not *terrible*, unless you hit it at rush hour, which, let's be honest, is unavoidable in most places. It's close enough to the highway, but not *too* close – so you don't hear the constant drone of eighteen-wheelers. The nearby breweries and restaurants are a definite plus. (Priorities, people). Overall? Pretty darn convenient, especially if you're planning some outdoor adventures. And a solid choice for a getaway that doesn't involve a 12-hour drive.
Okay, let's talk about the pool/hot tub. Is it worth it? And what's the deal with the chlorine?
The pool/hot tub… this is where things take a turn, and I have a full story... They *have* a pool. And, I *think* a hot tub... okay, so, let me confess. I have mixed feeling about those pools. I went in last time, and as I got in, my phone dropped. I panicked, and dived to retrieve it. I grabbed it, but the chlorine was a bit brutal. So, I felt a little… irritated. And my poor phone had to be cleaned to be salvaged. My sinuses were buzzing.
Are the staff friendly? Because a polite receptionist can make or break everything.
Ah, the staff. The unsung heroes (or villains, depending on the day) of the hotel experience. I've found the folks at Residence Inn Loveland to be pretty darn friendly, generally. Not fake-cheerleader friendly, but genuinely *helpful*. They're usually willing to answer questions, give directions, and, most importantly, deal with the inevitable minor crises that arise when you're traveling. (Like, "Where did my toothbrush go?" or "Why is the Wi-Fi suddenly not working when I *really* need to check Instagram?"). I had a small issue once, got double charged by mistake. They didn't give me *any* trouble, and fixed it quickly. So yeah, the staff gets a thumbs up from me. Good people.
Would you recommend it? Be honest!
Okay, here's the brutally, wonderfully honest truth. Would I recommend Residence Inn Loveland Fort Collins? For a *luxury* getaway, no. For a budget, it depends on what's available. For a comfortable, convenient stay, with a decent breakfast and access to a pool? Yeah, I'd take the plunge again. Provided I can avoid the chlorine. I mean, sometimes, you just need a place to collapse after a long drive, you know? A place where you can spread out, maybe catch up on some Netflix, and not have to worry about making your bed. It's not perfect. It's not glamorous. But it's a solid choice. And sometimes, "solid choice" is exactly what you need. Now go forth, book that stay, and let me know what you think. MaybeStay By City
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