
Detroit's BEST-KEPT Secret Hotel? (Plymouth/Canton) Red Roof Inn Review!
Red Roof Inn Plymouth/Canton: My Deep Dive, Truthfully (and Honestly) Unfiltered
Okay, let's be real. When I think "Detroit's Best-Kept Secret," I picture a hidden speakeasy with velvet ropes, not a Red Roof Inn. But, hey, maybe that's the secret. Maybe this unassuming motel is the real sleeper hit, the kind of place that's secretly amazing if you know what you're getting into. So, let's dive in, shall we? Buckle up, because this is gonna be less "polished travel review" and more "friend-to-friend, unfiltered truth."
First Impressions (and the Parking Lot):
Pulling up, it's… a Red Roof Inn. You know the vibe. Exterior corridor. Pretty standard. The parking lot? Well, it is free, and that’s a win in my, let's be honest, budget-conscious book. Okay, good start.
Accessibility & Safety: A Mixed Bag.
- Wheelchair Accessible? Important, right? Well, they do have facilities for disabled guests, but I didn't personally assess how accessible they really are. I'd suggest calling ahead to verify specific needs.
- Cleanliness & Safety: This is where things get interesting. Let's face it, post-pandemic, we all care about clean. They do boast professional-grade sanitizing services (key phrase!), and rooms sanitized between stays. They even have hand sanitizer readily available. Individually-wrapped food options at least indicate some hygiene consideration. The presence of CCTV in common areas and exterior is reassuring. But is it enough? I'm always a bit of a germaphobe, but it felt… okay. Not sparkling, not hospital-grade, but passable. They claim Staff trained in safety protocol..
- Room Sanitization Opt-Out Available?: I didn't see an option to refuse room cleaning, which is interesting, as the review is very COVID-19 conscious.
The Room: My Humble Abode (and Its Secrets):
Okay, the room. It's… functional. The air conditioning works (major win in a Detroit summer, trust me!). Free Wi-Fi in the room? Yes! And fast. That's a huge plus. I mean, I'm not gonna lie, I'm glued to my devices. It has the basics: a desk, a coffee/tea maker (essential!), a small refrigerator, and even a microwave (a lifesaver for leftovers!). There's internet access – LAN (which I didn't test - who uses LAN anymore?!). They mention smoke detectors and fire extinguishers are present. The blackout curtains are a godsend for sleeping in (because, let's be honest, that's what I'm here for – after a long day). In my room, the extra long bed was a nice touch, and the complimentary bottled water was welcomed. The room was far from immaculate, and there were a few small stains on the carpet (real talk).
- The Bed: The bed. The most critical component. It was comfortable enough. Not the Ritz, but I slept. That’s the gold standard.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Great Unknown
- **Breakfast: ** Nope. No breakfast served. That's not entirely honest, because it's the Red Roof Inn, so the amenities are limited, and a full breakfast is not part of the package. They do offer breakfast takeaway service, and I saw some individually-wrapped food options at the front desk. They didn't inspire culinary confidence. Let's just say, I grabbed a bagel at a local place.
- On-Site Restaurants/Lounges?: Zero. Zip. Nada. You're on your own, folks. Which, honestly, is fine. Plymouth and Canton have some decent options.
Services and Conveniences: The Essentials
- Daily Housekeeping: Yes, they do offer it! Good.
- Front desk [24-hour]: So, that's a win, for sure.
- Parking: Car park [free of charge]! Always a win.
- Convenience Store: Nah.
- Laundry Service: Hmm. I didn't use it, but it was listed.
- Business Facilities: They have a Xerox/fax in the business center, but I didn't use them.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax – Seriously, Relax:
- Fitness Center: Nope.
- Pool: Nope again. No sign of anything to do with water.
- Spa: This is the Red Roof Inn, my friend. Come on now.
For the Kids – Are You Kidding?
- Babysitting Service?: Nope.
- Family/child friendly?: I guess so, but it's not exactly a kid's paradise.
Getting Around
- Airport Transfer: Nope.
- Taxi Service: Yes. But, I had a car, so didn't use this.
My One Deep Dive: The Wi-Fi and the Work
I'm a writer. I need the internet. Badly. The "Free Wi-Fi" in the room was a deal-breaker! (That's why I'm here, I admit. It's a cheap place, and I will work). The internet was fast, and reliable. I was easily able to work for almost the whole stay.
The Good, the Bad, and the Bottom Line
Okay, so, is this Detroit's best-kept secret? Nah. Is it a luxurious getaway? Hell no.
The Good:
- Affordable.
- Cleanish. Passable.
- Free Wi-Fi that actually works.
- Free parking.
- Convenient location.
The Bad:
- No amenities.
- Basic, basic, basic.
- No charm.
The Bottom Line:
If you're looking for a cheap, clean place to crash, and you're not expecting anything fancy, the Red Roof Inn in Plymouth/Canton is… fine. It’s functional. It's pragmatic. But it's not going to wow you. It is a solid choice for traveling through or visiting the area on a budget. Just manage your expectations. And maybe bring your own snacks. And don’t expect to be blown away.
Rating: 3 out of 5 stars (for what it is). Would I stay here again? Yep. Probably. Because sometimes, you just need a place to sleep, and the price is right. Consider it a budget-friendly portal to your Detroit adventures. Just don’t tell too many people. The secret is out. Sort of.
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Red Roof Rant: Detroit-ish Romp of Sorts (Plymouth/Canton, MI)
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread at the Front Desk
- 1:00 PM: Landed in Detroit. Detroit! You know, that Detroit. Already I felt a vague guilt for not having a proper history lesson before arriving. I blame my attention span. The rental car was a little… unassuming. Like a beige blob on four wheels. I named her Bessie.
- 2:30 PM: Arrived at the Red Roof. Let's be real, this isn't the Ritz. The lobby smelled vaguely of air freshener and… something else. Could have been a ghost of a previous guest's questionable choices. The front desk lady, bless her heart, looked like she'd seen a few things. Asked if I had a reservation, and then gave me the look when I fumbled with the confirmation on my phone. The look of "Another one." I got the feeling the pool was probably frozen over.
- 3:00 PM: Room check-in. The room? Perfectly serviceable. Two beds. A TV that may or may not work. A vague stain on the carpet I chose not to investigate. My emotional reaction? A shrug. It's a Red Roof, not a life-altering experience.
- 3:30 PM: Unpacked, or rather, tossed my stuff onto a bed. Immediately sprawled out on the bed and stared at the ceiling, feeling the strange disorientation of being in unfamiliar surroundings. Where's the coffee? Realized I forgot coffee AND the granola bars. My stomach growled, adding to my mounting existential dread.
- 4:00 PM: Wandered around the hotel grounds. Discovered a vending machine that did have chips. Victory! Ate them while staring at Bessie, considering if she needed a name upgrade.
- 5:00 PM: Decided to embrace the Detroit-ishness and hunted down a local diner. Found a place called "The Cozy Corner Diner". Cozy might be a stretch, but the coffee flowed, the waitress was a character, and the burger was decent. Detroit 1, Anxiety 0.
- 7:00 PM: Back at the Red Roof. Watched TV. The TV did, in fact, work. Fell asleep before I even had to turn it off.
Day 2: A Wild Ride (Mostly Driving)
- 8:00 AM: Coffee crisis averted! Found a coffee machine in the lobby. Drinkable, but… well, it wasn't the good stuff. Still, caffeine is caffeine.
- 9:00 AM: Decided to bravely face the world and drive to the Henry Ford Museum of American Innovation. I mean, really Detroit! The traffic? Not as bad as I'd feared, but Bessie and I definitely had some near-misses.
- 10:30 AM - 2:30 PM: The Henry Ford! What a thing. Seriously. I spent three hours there, gaping. The sheer volume of stuff! The cars! The airplanes! The bus where Rosa Parks made her stand… it was incredibly moving. I got completely lost roaming around, and at one point I think I saw a ghost of some kind. I didn’t say anything. I am afraid of ghosts. Got a bit overwhelmed, to be honest. My feet were killing me. Also, nearly lost my mind in the Model T factory exhibit. Overwhelming. I bought a book about the history of the Model T, which feels like a mistake.
- 2:30 PM: Post-Museum Meltdown (Lunch): Needed food. Needed. Drove around aimlessly until I landed at a decent-looking taco place. Ate three tacos, feeling slightly less emotionally pulverized by history.
- 4:00 PM: Decided to tackle Greenfield Village. More history. More walking. My brain was starting to feel like scrambled eggs, but I pushed on. It's a beautiful space, but this much history is starting to feel…. heavy. Saw a guy wearing a colonial outfit that looked more annoyed than historically accurate. I gave him a sympathetic nod.
- 6:00 PM: Bessie and I wobbled back to the Red Roof. Found the vending machine again. This time, more chips and a candy bar. I ate the candy bar in the parking lot, listening to the distant hum of the highway.
- 7:00 PM: Surfed the TV again until I fell unconscious again.
Day 3: Departure and the Lingering Scent of… Mystery
- 8:00 AM: The Red Roof coffee tasted even worse today. Found a baggie from the store. Ate the last granola bar and stared out the window, reflecting on what I call 'my life'.
- 9:00 AM: Quick check out! The front desk lady seemed vaguely disappointed that I was leaving. I considered asking her what the other smell in the lobby was, but decided against it. I needed to go home.
- 10:00 AM: Headed east, out of Detroit. Said goodbye to Bessie, who got me through it all with no complaints.
- 1:00 PM: Back home. Collapsed on my couch. The memory of that slightly off-kilter Red Roof Inn lobby, however, remains, along with the vague scent of… well, I'm not entirely sure what it was. But it was definitely there.
Final Thoughts:
Detroit? Intriguing. Intense. Overwhelming. That Red Roof Inn? It was a place to sleep, and it did its job. Would I go back? Maybe. But next time, I'm bringing my own coffee and a hazmat suit, just in case. Maybe I'll even spend more time in the city. Who knows. I might even learn something. Maybe. Probably not.
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Detroit's Best-Kept Secret? (Plymouth/Canton) - Red Roof Inn: FAQ, My Mad Ramblings & Maybe Some Truths
Okay, seriously, is this Red Roof Inn actually a secret? Or am I just late to the party?
What's the actual address and how easy is it to find? 'Cause I've got a terrible sense of direction.
Is it… you know… clean? Like, REALLY clean? Because I'm a germaphobe at heart.
What's the deal with breakfast? Is there even a *breakfast*?
Any tips for parking? I hate parallel parking.
What about the staff? Are they friendly? (Or, you know, do they act like they hate their jobs?)
Are there any hidden fees? Because I HATE hidden fees.
Okay, let's talk about the *vibe*. What's it like? Is it… *safe*?
Do they have a pool? Because sometimes a pool is the only reason I'll book a hotel.
The worst thing about this Red Roof Inn? Be brutally honest.


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