Escape to College Station: Luxury & Comfort Await at La Quinta Inn & Suites!
Escape to College Station: Luxury & Comfort? Hold My Beer (and Let Me Tell You About It!) - La Quinta Inn & Suites Review
Okay, folks, buckle up. I just got back from College Station, and let me tell you, navigating that Texas heat is a journey. But the real adventure? Checking into the La Quinta Inn & Suites. This review is going to be less "objective analysis" and more "drunkenly recounting the week." Prepare yourselves.
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First Impressions & The Accessibility Angle (My Brain is Already Overheating)
So, the whole "La Quinta Inn & Suites: Luxury & Comfort Await!" thing? Let's just say my expectations were… managed. I was particularly keen on the accessibility side of things. My buddy, let's call him "Wheels" (because, you know, he needs a name), rolls around in his own chariot.
- Accessibility: The good news is, La Quinta mostly delivers. Wheelchair accessible? Check. Ramps, elevators (crucial!), and accessible rooms? Yep. He had a good time navigating the hotel – which is already a massive win in a world where accessibility is often an afterthought. They've got facilities for disabled guests, which included a roll-in shower in their accessible rooms.
- The Bad News (because there's always bad news): The front desk, while friendly, wasn't exactly speedy. Check-in felt like a mini-marathon. Also, navigating the parking lot in scorching Texas heat… well, let's just say I sweated more than a pig at a BBQ. Car park [free of charge] – a lifesaver in those conditions!
(Rambling Time About the Room & the WiFi (because it's the 21st Century!))
Alright, the room. Let's be real. It was a hotel room. Non-smoking, thankfully, because the thought of inhaling someone's secondhand smoke while battling Texas humidity makes me shudder. The air conditioning was a godsend (essential!). Air conditioning in public area - thank goodness!
Room Essentials: It had the basics: Air conditioning, alarm clock, desk (for pretending to work), coffee/tea maker – a MUST for this caffeine addict. Free bottled water (because I'm ALWAYS thirsty), a refrigerator (beer!), and a hair dryer (because Texas hair is its own beast). We had Internet access – wireless (thank GOD!).
Wi-Fi Woes (or, "The Great Online Battle of 2024"): I was VERY concerned about the Wi-Fi situation. I mean, I NEED my internet, you know? Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – YES! They got that right. BUT! The speed was a bit…touch and go at times. I needed it for work, and sometimes, it felt like dial-up in the Jurassic period. Internet, Internet access – LAN, Internet services. At least they offered it, and they didn't charge extra for it! Some days it felt like the Wi-Fi for special events was struggling along with me.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (because, well, College Station)
Okay, so we weren't exactly looking for a spa day, but the hotel did have a few amenities to keep us entertained.
- Pool! (The Savior): The swimming pool [outdoor] was… well, it was a pool. And in Texas heat? Pure bliss. It wasn't a "pool with a view" (unless you count the parking lot as a scenic vista), but it was refreshing and made the whole trip worth it.
- Fitness Center: The Fitness center did exist. I did not utilize it. I believe I spent more time contemplating the ceiling than actually doing exercise. They had a treadmill. And some weights. Good on them.
- Spa/Sauna: Nope, no spa. Just a pool and some questionable looking gym equipment to use after the pool.
(The Foodie Angle (or: That Breakfast Buffet))
Ah, the breakfast. The most important meal of… the day, I guess?
- Breakfast [buffet]: They offered a breakfast [buffet]. It was… varied. They had the usual suspects: eggs, sausage, waffles. The breakfast takeaway service would've been nice, to take food to the room, but that wasn't an option.
- The Pastry Situation: The pastries were… I'm trying to be polite… suspiciously circular. And the coffee? Well, let’s just say it needed a serious caffeine boost of its own.
- Other Dining: The Happy hour and Poolside bar were great ways to get a drink and relax.
(Cleanliness & Safety (because COVID, am I right?))
Okay, let’s talk about the not-so-fun stuff. But it's important!
- Cleanliness: Overall, the hotel seemed clean. I saw staff Daily disinfection in common areas. The rooms sanitized between stays was good to hear. Hand sanitizer was readily available. Staff trained in safety protocol.
- Safety: They had the basics: Fire extinguisher, smoke alarms, CCTV in common areas, Security [24-hour]. Feel reasonably safe.
(Other Stuff, Bits and Bobs (because I’m running out of steam))
- Services: Daily housekeeping was a blessing. Laundry service was available. The Car park [on-site] was useful. They had a Front desk [24-hour].
- For the Kids: I don't have kids myself, but I did see a few families. Family/child friendly seems to be an accurate description.
(The Verdict (So, What Do I REALLY Think?)
Look. La Quinta Inn & Suites in College Station isn't the Ritz. But it's a solid, reliable option. The accessibility was a major plus. The pool saved my sanity in the Texas heat. The Wi-Fi could be better. Breakfast… well, let's just say it's best eaten with low expectations. Would I stay there again? Probably. It's a decent base of operations for College Station, which I enjoyed more and more as my trip went on. It's a good bang for your buck, if you want to go explore the area.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to embark on a journey to…wait for it… College Station, Texas. Yes, the land of Aggies! And our temporary home? The glorious, the magnificent, the probably slightly-stained-carpeted La Quinta Inn & Suites by Wyndham College Station South. Let's see if we survive…
Day 1: Arrival and The Great Bed-Lifting Mystery (and Tex-Mex Meltdown)
- 1:00 PM - Arrival and the First Impression: Stepping into the La Quinta lobby. The air conditioning is a blessing after the Texas heat. The front desk guy, bless his heart, looks like he’s seen things. I'm already feeling the "Texas hospitality," or maybe it's just the exhaustion from the flight. Checking in I find the room is as expected, a bit worn but clean enough.
- 1:30 PM - The Great Bed-Lifting Mystery: I dropped my phone under the bed. Classic. But then I tried to snag it… and the bed lifted. Like, the entire frame. Turns out the housekeeping crew really wanted me to clean under there. I’m fairly convinced they just left it like that, testing a traveler. Okay, challenge accepted, I guess. After a minor struggle and some impressive contortionism, the phone is recovered, and the bed drops back down. Success? I think so.
- 2:00 PM - Poolside Ambivalence: The pool is there, shimmering under the Texas sun. The water looks… vaguely inviting. I opt for the "observe from the edge" approach, mostly because my sunscreen is back in the luggage. This observation spot is a good spot.
- 4:00 PM - Tex-Mex Takedown: Determined to find a genuine Texas experience, I hit up a local Tex-Mex joint, "Lupe's Fajitas." Ordered the fajitas, of course, because when in Rome, eat fajitas. They arrive. And… wow. Okay, I ate WAY too many chips. I'm now battling a serious case of the meat sweats. The beans were a little too authentic, but the margaritas! Oh, the margaritas washed away the sins of the beans. I felt like I was going to explode, but I also felt like I could tame a bull – at least for a fleeting moment.
- 7:00 PM - Hotel Room Hibernation: Back at the La Quinta. I'm defeated by fajitas, and by the lingering heat. Netflix and the promise of a good night's sleep are my salvation. The hotel Wi-Fi struggles, but hey, it's Texas; everything moves at its own pace.
Day 2: Aggie Land and the Burger of Destiny (With a Side of Existential Dread)
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast Buffet of the Damned: The complimentary breakfast. Never a highlight. Waffles? Questionable texture. The coffee, however, is hot, black, and caffeinated. That's half the battle.
- 10:00 AM - Aggie Adventures: Decided to check-out the Texas A&M campus. Impressive! Huge! The Quad is massive, feels like being in a movie. I’m not sure who I thought would show up, but it wasn't my kind of crowd. wandering around and trying to soak up the atmosphere. Feeling a bit out of place.
- 1:00 PM - Burger of Destiny (and the Existential Dread): Lunch. "The Proudest Burger" sounded like a claim. I decide to get that! It was… a burger. A messy, slightly greasy burger. I ate it. Ate the whole thing. I feel… nothing. Which is kind of the problem, isn't it? Am I just going through the motions? What is the true meaning of a burger, of life, of travel? The burger did not provide answers. I still don't know, and suddenly I have to lie down.
- 3:00 PM - Errands and the A/C Assault: Wandering around. Grab a coffee, buy some sunscreen, and the A/C in the drugstore is like a blast from the arctic. It's a welcome change from the Texas heat.
- 6:00 PM - Poolside Redemption? (Maybe): The pool is still there, shimmering. I actually brave it this time. The water is refreshing, and for a few minutes, I forget about the existential dread caused by the burger.
- 8:00 PM - Hotel Room Reflection (and the Late-Night Snack Attack): Back in the room, staring at the ceiling. What am I even doing here? Okay, that's dramatic. But the loneliness is real. Luckily I have a bag of Cheetos for support.
Day 3: Departure and the Ghosts of College Station
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast…Again: Yep. The same questionable waffles. The coffee is still a lifesaver. I'm a little wiser this time and skip them.
- 10:00 AM - Last Minute Errands: Trying to find a souvenir. This college town has more Aggie gear than I know what to do with.
- 11:00 AM - Farewell to the La Quinta: Checking out. The front desk guy gives me a small smile. Maybe he saw me struggling with the bed. Or maybe he knows something I don't. It’s like leaving a slightly eccentric, slightly dusty relative. I wave goodbye.
- 12:00 PM - Leaving Texas: Heading back to the world, carrying with me the ghosts of College Station, the memory of a questionable burger, and the lingering scent of chlorine and regret. Goodbye, Texas. See you (maybe) again sooner than I think.
And there you have it folks. A whirlwind tour of College Station, complete with existential crises, questionable food choices, and the heartwarming embrace of a slightly-less-than-perfect hotel. Remember – the best trips are messy, real, and full of the unexpected. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to have a long, hard think about my life. And maybe another bag of Cheetos.
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So, La Quinta in College Station... Luxury & Comfort? Really? 'Cause I slept on a futon in a dorm room once!
Okay, okay, deep breaths. Let's be real. "Luxury" might be a *slight* exaggeration, but YES, compared to your dorm room futon situation? Absolutely. Think less "Versailles" and more "Oh thank GOD, a real bed, and not one that screams 'previously slept upon by a freshman with questionable hygiene choices.'" My first stay? Pure bliss. I mean, after surviving a three-hour drive with my kids – who, by the way, think car rides are a personal torture chamber – sinking into that bed was like floating on a cloud. And the air conditioning? Glorious. *Glorious*, I tell you. Remember, it's College Station. You're lucky to have air conditioning in the first place. So, yeah, comfort. Big yes. Luxury-adjacent. Let's go with that.
The Free Breakfast – Is it Worth Crawling Out of Bed For? And Does “Free” Actually Mean Free?
Alright, let's dissect this behemoth of a question. Crawling out of bed? Depends on your level of breakfast dedication. Me? Post-car-ride-with-kid-survivor? Absolutely. I'll wrestle a polar bear for a lukewarm waffle at that point. Does "free" equal "actually free"? Technically, yes. You've already paid for it in the room rate, but hey, semantics! The offering? It’s standard hotel fare: waffles, cereal, some sad-looking pastries, fruit that’s seen better days (but hey, it’s *fruit*!), and the holy grail: coffee. That coffee? Drink it. It’s *essential*. I almost had a meltdown the first time I didn't grab a cup. Lesson learned: always caffeinate. Warning: The waffle maker can get competitive. I’ve seen people get territorial over that batter. Just embrace the chaos. It's part of the charm.
Parking, Dude? Is There Enough Parking? Because I'm Imagining Game Day Pandemonium.
Parking. The bane of every College Station visitor's existence, right? During a normal weekend? Yeah, you'll probably be okay. Plenty of space, mostly. Game Day? *Different story.* Look, I’m not going to lie. It *can* be a bit of a free-for-all. Arrive early. Like, REALLY early. The first time I took my family for a game we thought, "Oh, we'll just park at the hotel, easy peasy." Famous last words. We circled for, like, a solid hour. It felt like a scene from a bad sitcom. Finally found a spot, and it was so far from the stadium, I swear my kids aged five years on the walk. So, yeah, plan ahead. Consider Uber/Lyft. Or, if you're a masochist (like me, apparently), embrace the hunt.
The Pool. Is it Decent? I Need a Place to Cool Off After Supporting the Aggies.
The pool. Ah, the pool. Let's be honest, it's a small pool, not the Olympic kind. It’s more of a "refreshing dip" kind of pool. Not bad. Clean, generally. Good for a cool-down after a grueling afternoon of cheering on the Aggies or surviving Texas heat. My kids? They rate pools by the "cannonball-ability" factor, and this one gets a solid "Meh, could be better" rating. But, hey, it's a pool! And sometimes, that's all you need. Just be prepared for kids. Lots of kids. And maybe don't expect to do laps. But yes, it's decent.
Location, Location, Location! How Close Are We to the Good Stuff? Like, the Stadium and Decent Food?
Location, location, location, indeed! La Quinta's got a pretty sweet spot. It’s close to the stadium. Close enough that you're not dying from exhaustion trying to get there. But also far enough that you won’t hear the roar of the crowd *all night* (unless the Aggies win, in which case, embrace the celebratory noise!). Food? Plenty of options nearby, from fast food to slightly-less-fast food. I remember one time... ok, it was a few times - always, after a long game, a bit tipsy, the pizza place down the street was a godsend. Like a slice of heaven. Look up reviews, choose your pleasure. You'll find something.
Are Pets Allowed? My Furry Overlords Demand to Know.
Okay, pet parents, listen up! Yes, La Quinta generally allows pets. But, and this is a big BUT, call ahead. Just to make sure, because rules change, and I don’t want you to be stranded with a grumpy chihuahua and nowhere to stay. I have a golden retriever that sheds like a blizzard, and the staff at the last La Quinta I stayed at were remarkably patient. Bless their hearts, because cleaning up after that beast is a Herculean task. So, check the details and be a responsible pet owner. Because honestly, sometimes the owners are the bigger problem than the pets.
The Rooms - Are They Clean? Comfortably Sized? Is There a Microwave? Because Late-Night Leftovers Are Essential.
Rooms. Ah, the inner sanctum. Generally, yes, they’re clean. Like, "not-visibly-dirty" clean. Which, let's face it, is a low bar these days, right? Sized for comfort? Depends on your comfort level. They're typical hotel rooms. Not palatial, but they get the job done. The microwave? A lifesaver! Especially if you're like me and hoard leftovers. Pizza, burgers, whatever! Late-night snacking? Essential. Just… try not to set off the smoke alarm. You’ve been warned. My advice? Pack your own microwavable popcorn. That alone is a good enough reason to stay.
What If Something Goes Wrong? Are the Staff Helpful? Or Are We Doomed? (This is a serious question, I’ve had hotel nightmares.)
Okay, deep breaths. No need to panic! Staff helpfulness can vary, just like everywhere else. But, in my experience, the staff at La Quinta in College Station are generally pretty darn good. They're usually friendly, helpful, and quick with a solution. One time, the remote was not working, immediately was resolved (which is all you really need from any front desk). I’ve had hotel nightmares (the kind involving cockroaches and questionable stains), but, thankfully, not at La Quinta. So, yeah, I give them a solid thumbs up. If something goes wrong, speak up! They'll probably try their best to fix it. And if not? Well, you can always write a scathing review, can’t you?
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