Hanover Marriott NJ: Luxury Getaway Awaits!
Hanover Marriott NJ: Luxury Getaway Awaits! (Maybe… Let's Talk About It) - A Rambling Review
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a stay at the Hanover Marriott in New Jersey, and I have thoughts. A lot of thoughts. This isn't your typical, sterile hotel review – this is me, unfiltered, spilling the tea (or maybe the lukewarm coffee, given the coffee maker situation…).
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Let's Dive In (Deep End, Here We Go!)
Accessibility: Okay, let's start with the important stuff. I've got a friend who uses a wheelchair and this is HUGE. The good news? They seem to have put some thought into this. The hallways are wide, and the elevators felt accessible (no complaints from my friend, who can be brutally honest). The room itself? (We'll get to that later….) Well, the bathroom was designed. The grab bars are where they should be. This is a huge plus, folks.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: This is where things get a little… fuzzy. We did eat at the main restaurant (more on that later), but I can't say I saw any signage specifically highlighting accessibility features within it. It seemed straightforward, but I'd REALLY want to double-check with the hotel directly if accessibility is a primary concern. Something about this felt a bit… passive.
Wheelchair Accessible: Covered that! Room accessibility is key, and the main areas seemed good. It’s always best to call ahead and confirm specifics, especially if you have particular needs. The elevators worked though!
Internet Access: The Eternal Struggle (and My Personal Hell). Oh. My. God. The Wi-Fi situation. Let's just say, it wasn’t a smooth ride. "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" they boast. Yeah, well, "free" and "functional" aren't necessarily synonyms. I spent more time wrestling with the connection than I did actually working. It kept dropping out. I tried the LAN option (because, apparently, I'm a dinosaur), and that was spotty. Seriously, Marriott, it's 2024. Get it together! This is a business hotel, after all. Who wants to be tethered to their room for 3 nights because the wi-fi is down?
Internet Services: (See above, plus: did they offer a solution? No. Did they care? Also no.)
Things to Do/Ways to Relax: The Spa Dream…and Reality Alright, let me paint a picture for you: I was ready to relax. Spa, sauna, steam room – sign me up! The Hanover Marriott boasts all of this. And the pool with a view, sounds lovely on paper, right?
Spa Fiasco: So, I made inquiries about the spa, and it turned out they were fully booked. Let me repeat that, fully booked. During my stay. The idea of a relaxing massage evaporated faster than my hope for decent Wi-Fi. I was disappointed. It's a big selling point, so the lack of appointments felt…off.
Pool with a View: The pool did have a view. A view of… the parking lot. Okay, it wasn't terrible, it was a wide road and some green space… but it wasn’t exactly a breathtaking vista. The pool itself was… a pool. Clean, chlorinated, and moderately crowded. I did take a dip, but I wasn't inspired to go swimming.
Let's Talk About Cleanliness and Safety: This is where the Marriott mostly delivered. Given the ongoing pandemic, I was paying close attention.
- The Good: Hand sanitizer stations were everywhere. They seemed to be using actual, professional-grade stuff. The rooms seemed clean, but I couldn't 100% take the room sanitization opt-out, due to my paranoia.
- The Bit Weird: They offered "Room sanitization opt-out available." That's… reassuring? But also, why would I opt out of that if it's available? It made me wonder if they were overplaying the safety card, or if the level of cleanliness was low. I didn’t dig too deeply into this.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Culinary Rollercoaster: The food was… well, let's just say it was memorable.
- The Restaurant Experience: We ate at the main restaurant, and it felt like a corporate version of a casual dining experience. The menu had all the standard things - the Western and International cuisine was available. The service was friendly, but not overly attentive. The coffee was lukewarm, and The salad bar was an interesting combination of fresh and wilted. It was a very typical experience.
Services and Conveniences: The Usual Suspects
- Air conditioning in the public areas (yep, thankfully).
- Concierge (didn't use, but seemed present).
- Daily housekeeping (yes, and the room was tidied very well).
- Elevator (obviously).
- Dry Cleaning and Laundry: These were available but I never used them.
For the Kids: I didn’t travel with kids, but they did have a lot of Kids amenities. They had a Babysitting service and Kids meals available.
Available in all Rooms: The Nitty Gritty:
- The Bed: the big pillow top thing was comfortable.
- The TV: Worked well, but again – battling the Internet.
- The Bathroom: the extra space felt nice, but it was all the same.
- The Air Conditioning: It worked, which is a huge plus!
- The Alarm Clock: I'm not sure I even SAW one of these. Did they have one?
OKAY, The Verdict. Is it a "Luxury Getaway"?
Honestly? No. "Comfortable Business Hotel" is more like it. A "Mostly Okay" experience is what I get. The Hanover Marriott has the potential to be great.. but the Wi-Fi, the overbooked spa, and the bland food held it back.
The Upsides: Good accessibility (important!), general cleanliness, and decent (but not amazing) rooms.
The Downsides: The cursed Wi-Fi, the spa disaster, and the meh dining experiences.
Would I go back? Maybe. If it was a work trip and I had no choice, sure. For a true "luxury getaway"? No. I'd probably look elsewhere. Maybe next time my internet will work.
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Alright, alright, alright… Hanover Marriott, huh? New Jersey. Sounds…promising. Takes a deep breath, exhales slowly Okay, let's try to build a travel itinerary. Don't expect perfection, people. I'm basically a walking, talking (and probably slightly caffeinated) mess.
Hanover Marriott - My Slightly Chaotic Adventure
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Hotel Contemplation
- 1:00 PM - Arrival (ish). Okay, so technically, I was supposed to arrive at 1 PM. But Murphy's Law, right? Flight delayed. Landed at Newark, grabbed some surprisingly decent airport pizza (priorities!). Driving through New Jersey made me think of Bruce Springsteen. Is that cheesy to say? Probably. Did I sing "Born to Run" at the top of my lungs? Possibly.
- 2:30 PM - Check-in & Room Recon. Successfully navigated the check-in process. The lobby is…beige. Lots of beige. Reminds me of my grandma's living room, and by the way, as I type this I am a little bit too tired, and I keep thinking about my grandmother. What a great lady! Okay, refocus. Room: Decent size, bed looks inviting. Immediately contemplate the meaning of existence on a hotel bed. Do I put the luggage on the bed? Do I unpack right away? The existential questions, they never end.
- 3:00 PM - Unpacking and Panic. I think I'm starting to panic. Unpacking. This is where it all starts. My suitcase is a chaotic jumble of clothes, half-read books, and travel-sized toiletries I'll probably forget to use. I discover a rogue sock. Alone. Where did you come from, little one?
- 3:30 PM - The Hotel Gym (A Foray into Fitness…Maybe). Okay, so I intended to use the hotel gym. In theory. Walked down. Saw the treadmills. Felt…tired. Decided a brisk walk would be better. Back to the room.
- 4:00 PM - Decision-Making Paralysis. Should I…work? Explore? Nap? The crushing weight of choice. Order room service? Suddenly a craving for fries and a Diet Coke. Is that the real me calling?
- 4:30 PM - Room Service Debacle (aka Triumph of the Fries). Yes. Fries and Diet Coke it is! Waited. Kept waiting. Finally, glorious potatoey goodness arrives. Ate them all. No regrets. Seriously, the fries were excellent. The Diet Coke? Perfection.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner at the Hotel Restaurant (or, "Where’s the Flavor?"). The hotel restaurant…well, it was fine. Predictable. Crab cakes were…there. Okay, that's not fair. The service was lovely. But the food itself didn't exactly set my soul on fire. Kinda bland. I was hoping for a little Jersey swagger, you know? A splash of boldness!
- 7:30 PM - Back to the Room/ TV Time/ Bed. Stared at the TV for an hour and a half. Scrolling through channels and nothing seems to grab my attention. Went to bed.
Day 2: A Dive into Local Flavor & the Power of a Good Cup of Coffee
- 7:00 AM - Wake Up and Regret. Ugh. Still tired. Why did I get fries last night? Coffee. Must. Have. Coffee.
- 7:30 AM - Coffee Quest. Went to the lobby - the coffee isn't as strong - it'll have to do.
- 8:00 AM- A Trip to a Local Cafe I am a coffee snob, so I had to get a better cup of joe. Drove out to a local cafe. The cafe had some homemade pastries, and I got myself a chocolate croissant.
- 9:30 AM - Morristown Exploration (Part 1: The Green). Drove over to Morristown, which is a couple of minutes away. Checked out the town square. It was beautiful.
- 10:00 AM - Morristown Exploration (Part 2: Historic Sites & the Weight of History). Went to the National Historical Park. It was very inspiring. The stories of the Revolution are fascinating. This reminded me of my grandparents' stories and it got emotional for me.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch at a Decent Casual Spot. Had to find somewhere good to eat, checked out a casual restaurant, and ordered a chicken salad sandwitch.
- 1:30 PM - Back to the Hotel (and a Moment of Existential Dread). Back to the beige… Okay, the room is clean. The Wi-Fi works. But the urge to just…stay in bed all day is strong. Fight the urge!
- 2:30 PM - Free Time. Do I actually do something productive? Or just waste hours on my phone? Decisions, decisions…
- 6:00 PM - Hotel Restaurant Reboot (One Last Chance). Alright, giving the hotel restaurant another shot. Maybe the chef had an off day yesterday. Let's be optimistic.
- 7:30 PM - Bedtime and Reflecting on the Day. The hotel restaurant was a little better this time around. However, I am ready to go to bed. Reflecting on one more day of the trip, I have been having a good time here.
Day 3: Departure and the Quiet Sadness of Leaving
- 7:00 AM - Coffee, Regret, and Packing. Coffee first, obviously. Then the dreaded task of packing. The suitcase is a mess. This time I remembered to use those travel-sized toiletries! (Okay, maybe not all of them.)
- 8:00 AM - Final Breakfast. Back to the hotel restaurant, or maybe I'll brave the local options for a final breakfast?
- 9:00 AM - Last-Minute Souvenir Hunt. Did I get any souvenirs? I have to get something!
- 10:00 AM - Check Out & Farewell. The inevitable goodbye to the beige walls and the surprisingly comfortable bed.
- 10:30 AM - Departure. Onto the next adventure! (Or just, you know, back home.)
Final Thoughts:
Hanover Marriott. It's a hotel. I survived. The fries were amazing. New Jersey… I'll be back. Maybe I'll even learn to actually use that gym. Or maybe not. The world is full of choices, right? And sometimes, the best choice is just to eat fries. Shrugs, smiles, and walks away, probably humming a Springsteen song.
Important Notes:
- This is a highly subjective and exaggerated itinerary. (And it's late as hell, and I'm still not sure I'm making sense.)
- Feel free to swap out any of the activities for whatever you want to do. (I'm not actually good at planning, remember?)
- Embrace the mess. It's part of the fun.
- Don't take anything I say too seriously. Unless you want to try those fries. Seriously, they're good. Ciao!
Okay, spill the tea: Is the Hanover Marriott REALLY luxurious? Because "luxury" gets thrown around a lot.
Alright, alright, let's get real. "Luxury" is subjective, right? I've stayed at places where the "luxury" was a slightly fancier doorknob. Here? Well... it's *pretty* good. The lobby? Definitely luxurious-ish. Think comfy, plush seating, maybe a fireplace going (depending on the season, obviously. Don't expect a roaring fire in July unless you *really* want to sweat). The rooms? Cleaner, more comfortable than your average chain hotel, I'll give them that. Big fluffy towels, which makes me happy anyway. I'm a sucker for big fluffy towels. The beds… *chef's kiss*. Seriously, I could've stayed in bed all day. But you’re definitely not in the Ritz-Carlton here, okay? Don’t expect gold-plated everything. It's *attainable* luxury, if that makes sense? More a very well-appointed, very comfortable stay.
Food, Glorious Food! Tell me about the dining options. Anything good? Because I'm a picky eater.
Alright, dining. This is where things get a little... interesting. They've got the casual restaurant, which is fine. Like, perfectly *fine*. Service can be a bit… hit or miss sometimes. One time I ordered a burger and it came out practically mooing. Another trip, the fries were *amazing*. Go figure! The other restaurant is fancier, but let's be honest, "fancy" in hotel terms can mean two things: either amazing, or pretentious and overpriced. I've had both experiences there depending on the night, and the chef. (Shrugs). Honestly? The breakfast buffet is a godsend after a few cocktails the night before. Just load up on pastries and bacon. If you're *super* picky, maybe pack some snacks. Or just order room service and avoid the drama. It’s your vacation let yourself be lazy!
Pool time! What's the pool situation like? Is it crowded?
The pool... okay, the pool. This is a classic hotel pool. Not bad, not amazing. It's indoors, thankfully, which means you're not at the mercy of the New Jersey weather! It's usually *busy*, though. I've never actually seen it *empty*. Expect kids splashing, people doing laps, and the faint scent of chlorine. During peak hours, good luck getting a lounge chair. My advice? Go early or late. Or, embrace the chaos and just jump in. Also, the pool water is the perfect temperature, not too hot, not too cold. That is a selling point.
Parking: a hotel essential! Is it easy to park? And expensive?
Parking? Ah, the bane of every traveler's existence. Thankfully, at the Hanover Marriott, it's... well, not *terrible*. There's plenty of it, but it's not *free*. You'll need to pay for parking, which is a bummer. But hey, welcome to modern-day travel, right? Expect to pay the standard fee for parking which could change depending on when you go. I always find it annoying to have to pay for parking but at least it's readily available.
Okay, so, what's the deal with the location? Anything interesting nearby? Or am I stuck in a suburban wasteland?
Okay, location. This is where things get a little... tricky. Hanover itself is a *nice* area, but it's not exactly a hotbed of excitement. You're in the suburbs, so think strip malls and chain restaurants. But don't despair! You're also relatively close to some decent options. Morristown is a short drive away, with some cute shops and decent restaurants. Plus, if you’re into history, there's Morristown National Historical Park, which is actually pretty cool, even if you're not a history buff. And if you're feeling adventurous, New York City isn't *that* far. Depending on traffic, of course. (And traffic in the Tri-State area is a beast.) So, the location isn't perfect, but it's not the end of the world. Think of it as a jumping-off point for some day trips.
Let's talk about the vibe. Is it romantic? Family-friendly? Business-y? Give me the scoop!
The vibe? It's a bit of everything, honestly. I've seen families with screaming kids, couples on romantic getaways, and business travelers glued to their laptops. It's kind of a… chameleon of a hotel. You can definitely have a romantic time, especially if you book a room with a view and order room service (again, lazy is good!) The pool is definitely family-friendly, though you might get some side-eye if you’re trying to read a book in peace. As for business travelers? They're everywhere. You'll probably see a lot of them at breakfast, looking haggard from their conference calls. It's a mix, which, honestly, is pretty standard for a hotel of this size.
Okay, you mentioned room service... what's the room service *really* like? Because that can make or break a stay.
Room service. Ah, the siren song of the lazy traveler! Here's the deal: It’s convenient, sure. The menu isn't exactly Michelin-star material, but is there a menu? Yes! The burgers are usually pretty good, especially after a couple of margaritas at the bar. The fries, as I mentioned, have varied dramatically in quality from trip to trip, I've had good ones and bad ones. Delivery times? They can vary, like everything in life. Sometimes it's lightning-fast, other times you start to wonder if they forgot about you entirely. My advice? Order early, especially if you're starving. And be prepared to tip well for the convenience. It's worth it. Sometimes. Especially when you're too tired to go out... or just don't want to!
The gym! I'm a workout fiend. Is the gym any good?
The gym? Okay, this is where I get genuinely enthusiastic. It's actually a pretty decent hotel gym! Not a *luxury* gym, mind you, but it's got the essentials: treadmills, elliptical machines, some weights, and a few weight machines. It's usually clean, which is a big plus. It's not huge, so it can get crowded during peak hours (again, go early!), but it's definitely better than nothing. I actually worked out every day on my last trip, which is a miracle. It was a good enough gym. (That part's important to me).
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